10. It can fly! (but not carry you)
9. You don't need a flash light anymore!
8. You can see anytime, even when you sleep!
7. No need to ever open your eyes.
6. It can burn stuff.
5. You can play ball with it!
4. You can hit poepel the stick he's on!
3. You can scare poeple away!
2. It can burn your school down!
1. You are sure to see Sailormoon!
Buy it now and receive JIruconia with it!
10. They both last long.
9. If Tenshinhan had wings and his head was on fire...
8. If JIrucon had a body...
7. They are both partly human
6. They are both not worth making pages about them.
5. They both have an anormal number of eyes.
4. They can both fly.
3. They are both bald.
2. Jirucon is an annoying flying thing around Jiruconia and Tenshinhan has an annoying flying thing (Chaozu) around him.
1. They would both look very stupid with glasses.
Now, you can return to the Planet