Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1697
RUN
DISCUSSION
Monday's
run was from the SAGA restaurant on Jl. Alternatif, beside the second metal
bridge. A site used many times before, but rarely with such skill and
cunningness. Hare Elephant Man decided to enlist the hugely expensive (and
largely over rated) services of Vatican Rag as technical advisor / token bule.
Next Week was also recruited, apparently to pour the piss. Having paid Vatican
Rag's exorbitant fee, Elephant Man then proceeded to ignore his pearls of
wisdom, and instead chose to do it it own way. The result of course was
predictable disaster. :
A couple of
good check backs and about a hundred meters of bamboo forest were about the
only good things that could be said about the run. Too many Kampungs, extreme
skiing (courtesy of next Week) and an on-in along Jl Alternatif.....This is
what the pack had to say:
Hash Master
ran on dangerous ground, tore himself a new arsehole (that means asshole if you
are a yank) about 8 inches left of his original one, and lost a very expensive
watch. Herpes thought it an excellent run and said it would never have happened
under the old committee. "I'm follow paper and paper and witless (!) and
then pass cemetery in dark." Guess who? How about this one "Many many
rlay paper. I jungre lun. Still can lrun. But today so walking, I vely horlny,
I very enjoy, very gleat lun". Pitstop asked if anybody wanted to buy some
cheap chickens. Technical advisor VR accused Kontrite Kok of scrubbing arrows
but KKoK was up pretty boy's arse for most of the run, and had no opportunity
to scrub anything. BraveFart disclosed that Hash Masters missing watch had been
found inside his (braveFart's) wifes pussy, and wanted and explanation. Yoshi
claimed a hash shit because the hares had told him it was a leftie, when in fact
it was a...leftie. Hash Master rightfully summarised all this to mean that this
was a shit of a run.
During all
this discussion the hares sat dejected and forlorn on blocks of ice. Elephant
man's small mind wandered aimlessly as he looked around the circle hoping that
somebody had something nice to say about his run. He felt indignant that he was
being punished for what was obviously the fault of that fucking bule tecnical
advisor Vatican Rag. The bastard. It was all his fault. The technical advisor
meanwhile, had seen this coming and thoughtfully covered his own arse with a
baseball cap before plonking his enormous rear on the ice. Next Week Smiled
bravely through the pain in his ass. And there the three dejected culprits sat
for an extra long version of "Balls to your partner".
The longer-than-usual run discussion left little time for more song. Betawi Hash held a committee meeting on the edge of the circle while 10-Run "Gringo" told some variations of "Mary had a leeetle lamb" : "Now Mary takes the lamb to school between two hunks of bread". About 50% of Betawi HHH also got JHHH 10 run shirts on Monday. RA Konkrete Socks berated Jackoff for taking money from Jungle runners under false pretences, promising them a sumptuous banquet in a luxury hotel after their three days of jungle rations. In fact, the banquet was served the day after the Jungle hashers had returned to Jakarta with empty bellies and the usual collection of jungle skin diseases and parasites.
Vatican Rag
cut a large presence in the circle, not only singing the Goon's song
"NinthonginchongintongnitongNoo" (or something like that) but also
leaping to BraveFarts assistance (much to BF's annoyance) to explain BF's
(already quite clear) joke.
The circle
went into injury time due to the lacerations suffers by Hash Master and the
aptly named Col. Bloodclot. Luckily Nurse Juicy Lucy was on hand to lick their
wounds and take their temperatures with her anal thermometer. Then Konkrete
Kock's driver brought her home.
Piss off
and hats on the floor was just after 8 bells, after which the hares enjoyed the
leftovers of Mary's little lamb and Jackoff's sumptuous buffet. Yum Yum.
Stats: 2
Wisitors : Kvaaeyanooud (!) & Heckman. 8 New Members : Sugeng, Teddy, Asui,
Hui, Apui, Johanas Aby, Stephen Covenham, Manxal. 2 Past members : PitStop
& Wee Ronnie.
pboy