From: "Korb" 
Subject: Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Symposium Consequences, Schmonsequences
Date: 02 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW!
- Presidential nominees are announced
- OW!98 goes bad as the new year rolls in
- The OSDF attacks!

And here we go:

Brutus wrote:
>Tom (and Nyaconcierge) wrote:
>>     From the sea, from the land, but not from the Kokoro Nepuchuun, came
>> the troops ... assorted mecha, starfighters, the usual routine ...
>> Most of the swerved in pursuit of Minakochanian and MinakoReichanians.
>> In fact, basically all of them did.  One in
>> particular headed faster than others for the M&Rchanians. Fresh from
>> his recent exorcism, Tom De La Mechanix aimed straight at the fleeing
>> form of Brutus.
>
> Brutus kept on running, as he dodged laser bolts and missiles
>(Usagi style). "Damn, where's my Guymelef?"  Just then he passed a pile
>of orange scrap metal, with the word's "TOM WAS HERE" scrawled on them.
>
> "KUSO!!!"
>
>> "BANZAI!!!!!!" Tom screamed from the cockpit, shades blood red
>> again. "VENGENCE FOR THE KAV!! DEATH TO THE M&RCHANIAN SCUM!!!"
>
> The mechs burst into the Symposium's foyer, as Brutus ran behind
>a table and overturned it.  The remaining Minakochanians at the
>Symposium joined him.

Korb could feel his blood racing with all this sudden action, after all,
blowing stuff up is what he lived for!  "Who are those guys?" the newbie
asked Brutus.  "Those are the OSDF, we kinda made them mad just before we
picked you up," Brutus explained, "Go ahead and attack 'em just don't get
yourself hurt."  Korb smiled devilishly at Brutus' suggestion.

> SU smiled and tossed a hand grenade over the table, hitting a
>OSDF mech and causing it to explode in a shower of debris.  "This is
>more like it!"

"Sugoi!" Korb exclaimed, wondering what that word meant and where he learned
it.  "That must be one of those new BAG-V3 Grenades, who's your supplier?"
he asked SU.  "A girl's gotta have a few secrets," she winked back at him.

> Brutus just shook his head.  He then noticed his sexy (^_-)
>Dragon slayer uniform had a few holes burnt into it thanks to the laser
>fire.  "Grrr.  Now I'm pissed off too!"
>
> Yvette put away the cake she'd been eating. She took out a long
>stick and attached a cardboard photo of Nyaconcubine's head onto the
>top.  She then held it up over the table's edge.  Hundreds of laser
>bolts and missiles quickly shredded the cardboard.  The
>Minakochanians/M&Rchanians all laughed at that.

Korb produced a silver disk out of a small box on his armor and threw it on
the ground behind him.  "What is that?" Brutus asked.  "I'll tell you later,
just make sure nobody stands on it," Korb said.

He stood up and grabbed his rocket launcher off of his back.  "You want a
piece of me?  Lets go!" Korb yelled at the oncoming mechs.  He charged out
from behind the table and ran right at one of the mechs.  Korb checked his
weapon and saw that he had 2 rockets loaded, twice what he needed.  He aimed
the launched at his feet and jumped as he fired.  The blast combined with
his jump propelled him up on to the mech.  He whipped out his axe and cut a
hole in the cockpit.  The mech's driver looked at him with a very worried
expression on his face.  "Hi there, sorry I forgot to get you something for
Christmas.  I hope this makes up for it!"  Korb pulled out a grenade and
pulled out the pin with his teeth.  "Happy New Years!!" he screamed as the
grenade exploded in his hand, blowing him and the cockpit to pieces.

"KORB!!!" the Minakochanians yelled from behind the table.  "I only knew him
a short time, and he seemed like such a nice guy even though he supported
Man Utd," Brutus lamented.  They heard a sound behind them and turned to see
Korb appear in a flurry of static on top of the silver disk he had put
down.[1]  "Boy what a rush!"  Korb exclaimed.  "And after that symposium I
thought things were gonna be dull around here!"

TBC...

[1] The respawn device mentioned in Korb's WG.  Contact me if you want
further details on it.

Korb
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