From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com Subject: [OW!:99] New year, old problems... Date: 03 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: <76mraq$uen$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> X-Http-Proxy: 1.0 x5.dejanews.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 209.64.215.67 Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion X-Article-Creation-Date: Sun Jan 03 04:22:50 1999 GMT Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/3.01C-KIT (Win95; U) Happy New Year, Warriors! P:OW -People are running for president, others are just running. -Another Warrior leaves -Tuxedo Rainbow return after a long absence, along with Sailor Terra. anyway, now that I'm back, let's start the new year off... Rainbow and Terra spent their New Years in the Casino, not knowing that the M & R chanians were being attacked. "I think we don't belong to them," Rainbow responded. "What about the clowns?" Artemis responded. "Nothing's happened, yet..." Rainbow responded. [Repeats... repeats... repeats... scene switch] A namless servant of the Wiseclown went to the Chibi-Usagian base, looking for Hee-Hee-Usa, otherwise known as Small Laughter Lady. [r1] After weaving his way through the kawaiiness of the Chibis, he founf the target: A small child, about 5 years old, wearing clown make-up. "You will be mine!" shouted the servant. Hee-hee began to cry, and scream. That was the last sound the servant heard, as he was thrown out of the base by the shockwave, and crashed to the ground below. *So much for him,* thought the wiseclown, deciding it was time to take matters into his own hands. Wiseclown looked deep into Hee-Hee's mind, and found out that part of her still remembered taking the Silver Imperium Nose from Crystal Otaku World, sealing its fate. The DarkMoonians, after the Nose was removed, attacked the Otaku World of the 30th Century, having been forced to move to Nemesis (although some Moonians disagree [r2]). Now, there is nothing, save Neo Queen Hilarity and King Pundymion keeping the DarkMoonians from taking over the World of the future, and destroying all future puns and plots. Wiseclown decided that he had to act. He was not a part of the Darkmoonians. No, he had a higher power to answer to: The Death Clown [r3]. He wanted all humor on Otaku World to cease now and forever. All he had to do was open the Dark Gate of Reality [r4], and blown Otaku World to dust. Wiseclown turned his attention to Hee-Hee, and smiled. "Who are you?" Hee-Hee asked. "I am your future," the Wiseclown responded, "I can see that no one loves you. Not your family, not your friends, not even the Chibis." "How do you know?" Hee-Hee asked. "I have my ways," The Wiseclown responded, "come with me, I shall explain it all..." Hee-hee reached out, and grabbed Wiseclown's hand, and the rest was (and will be) history... Artemis responded with a shocked look. "Hee-hee is gone!" he shouted. "The child of Hilarity!" Rainbow responded, as Pluto nailed him again with the Time Key. Pluto muttered something about a BAK, but decided to forget it. "You two have caused enough trouble!" shouted Pluto, "Now, you've got to fix it!" Pluto grabbed the two Warriors, and placed them inside the Time Gate. "Just think about Hee-Hee's future, and you'll be there..." Pluto responded. "What about the Genie?" Rainbow asked, but he was cut off. Meanwhile, a nameless clown lady laughed. She laughed, coughed, and laughed some more. "Genie of the Time Warp!" commanded the lady, "destroy them!" "At once", responded the Genie. Rainbow and Melissa held hands, waiting for an attack. The Genie arrived seconds later. "Now I will separate you two, and you'll never get to Hee-hee or the 30th Century!" boomed the Genie.1 - Another little pun. 2- The sentence is about the NA dub version of the Lost Episodes. I know what happened in the Japanese version anyway... 3- Death Phantom parody. 4 - Dark Gate parody. Tuxedo Rainbow / Sailor Terra Back in action... -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own
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