From: "Kelly Psul Graham" 
Subject: Re: [OW!] (NC and maybe NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld awards!
Date: 03 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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References: <19990101170326.26504.00005324@ng31.aol.com> <19990102235340.01152.00006697@ng-cb1.aol.com>
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon



SN0W ELF  wrote in article
<19990102235340.01152.00006697@ng-cb1.aol.com>...
> (forwarded to Jason Bramlett, but I don't have SJR's addy.... anyone care
to
> help?)
> 
>  samurai824@aol.com wrote:
> >In a large auditorium set up in the middle of the great Otaku Desert,
mayny
> >named and unnamed warriors had gathered for a very important reason....
> >
> >At least they HOPED it was important....
> >
> >Cape-Mike, resplendant in a tuxedo(along with his cape), stepped out
from
> >behind a curtain and the spotlights appeared on him...
> >
> >...only to sweatdrop when a NO yelled; "Oh my god, it's Tuxedo
Kamen!!"....
> >
> >An anvil promptly killed the offending NO and CM cleared his throat;
> >"Ahem...welcome ladies, gentlemen, and other assorted denizens of
OtakuWorld
> >to
> >the first annual(and I hope not the last) OtakuWorld awards!  This is to
be a
> >fun format for awards I believe should be given out to those of us who
have
> >earned them...whether we like it or not!  The awards will range from the
> >serious to the silly, and everything in between; I'll start things off
by
> >naming a few awards of my own, and leaving it to anyone else out there
to add
> >awards of their own! (1)
> >
> 
> 
> 
> >Much appreciative applause reverberated throughout the auditorium, and
CM
> >waited for reletive silence before speaking again; "My only regret is
that
> >neither of these two can be here to accept this award from the bottom of
> >my(And my author's) heart....  It's thanks to them that insane maniacs
like me
> can
> >try to take over the world on nothing more than a whim!!
> >BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!-er....sorry...."  He shuffled a few notes, and went
on.... 
> >"And now, I'll also start the silly awards with the 'Most often mangled
name
> >award'; needless to say, this award goes to NyaCrescentMoonWand!!!  He
can
> >come up here and get his award whenever he feels like it!"  Music began
to
> play;
> >"Well, it looks like we're heading for a commercial break, so stay with
me
> >now, o.k.?  Be right back soon!!"
> >
> >TBC by anyone....
> 
>    The awards were rather loudly interrupted by several explosions
outside and
> the arrival of the Off-Balance Golf Cart of Death,
driving at
> top speed up the center aisle of the awards-ceremony-place-thingy. With
much
> screeching of tires and expelling of diesel fumes, the
cart-cum-taxi-cum-heavy
> assault vehicle halted next to the podium, and the doors were flung open.
> NC-Shamus, resplendent in a new zoot-suit, and the Bug, with a
freshly-pressed
> cloak, hopped out and stepped up to the aforementioned podium. 
>     "Hey, wow, I just flew in from the AmiMech, and boy are my arms
tired!"
> NC-Shamus joked... failing miserably at getting any laughs. The Bug
sighed, and
> pulled out his script 
>    "Okay, we're here to present the.. ah, "Best March to the Sea by a
group of
> Jawas and their Human Overseers" award. Well, not surprisingly, the award
goes
> to Jason Bramlett, Sailor Jessica Rabbit, and the Jawas under their
command!
> Let's give 'em a hand, eh?" much clapping and cheering ensued. NC-Shamus
hushed
> the crowd after a moment, and stepped over to a tarp-draped object on the
> stage. "And now, we'll be sending the award by airmail straight to Mr.
Bramlett
> and Madame Rabbit!" with that, he drew the tarp off, revealing an
oversized
> mortar. Dropping the award in, he stepped back and prseed a nearby
button,
> opening a hatch in the roof for the mortar to fire through.
Unfortunately, the
> award completely missed the hatch when the mortar fired, and left a
rather
> sizeable hole in the roof. But eh, that's not my problem.
> 
> <"Meanwhile..." -scene-switch>
> 
>    Cap'n Blood stomped about the deck of the Festering Pit, muttering
pirateish
> mutterings. Suddenly, his skulking was interrupted, by a small metal
award-type
> object intersecting with his head "Anna Dammit! What was that?"
> 
> <"At that very moment, not too far away from your home..." -scene switch>
> 
>    There was a loud thumping outside, and several OSDF mechs burst in,
let's
> say Novas, they're kinda short and might be able to get through the
doorway
> quicker, er, nevermind, I'm babbling. So anyway, NC-Shamus, out of his
reverie
> once again, frowned at the approaching entourage, and, judging their
intents as
> not to hand out popcorn or some such, he jumped into the OBGCoD with
Bug
> and tore offstage, yelling out the window "Back to you, Tuxedo- er,
Cape-Mike!
> And I believe we'll be back later, whenever the author thinks up some
more
> awards..."
> 
> >(1) Basically, anyone can come up to the stage just like on the Grammys,
or
> >Academy awards and hand out what they'd like!  Just be sure to dress up!
 :)
> 

     "Waddahell's going on, here ?" Bug said as he tried tofocus on the
outside world.
NC-Shamus' driving did not help any. 
     "There's OSDF swarming around here !" NC-Shamus shouted.
     "Hotaru-chan's OSDF ?" Bug asked.
     "Can't tell when their in a mech !" NC-Shamus said. "And  they can't
tell who we
are !" 
     "Oh, shit !" Bug said.
     "I'm glad you see the situation." Grinned NC-Shamus. "Can you do
anything about it ?"
     "What the Bleeding Hell's this ?!!!" Bug exclaimed looking through the
windsheild. 
"Oh, that's just marvelous !"
     "What's wrong ?" Lucky-Ami asked.
     "Who let the CyberMinako in here ?" Bug asked to no one in particular.
      From the Off-Balanced Golfcart of Death could be heard a chorus of
"Who the f**k 
screwed this up ?"

     (( Exploding -Deathstar  scene switch ))

    "What do we do now ?" Asked Lucky-Ami.
    "Only one thing to do," Bug grinned with glowing eyes, "The Otakan
Two-step !"
    "Which is ?" asked NC-Shamus.
    "Step One-  launch Ami-Dalek in retaliation."
     A mettalic-blue saltshaker was launched from the back of the O-bGCoD.
    "Step Two-  run like hell before she activates !"
     The Golfcart went into overdrive.

    "Resistance is futile, you will be EX-TER-MINATED !!!"

     tbc ?

     Bug (aka Kelly Paul Graham)
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