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From: kamiki 
Subject: Re: [OW!:RR](1) If she doesn't respond soon...
Date: 03 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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lord_artemis@geocities.com wrote:
> 
> If you're waiting for a Previously, I'll drop the Mother of all Previouslies
> on you guys later today. :) For now, hold your breath.
> 
> rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > "There is no peace until one faction rules supreme," Rainbow responded.
> >
> > Sailor Terra wonders where Sailor Clown went.
> >
> > "Her author hasn't responded yet," Rainbow responded.  "If she doesn't respond
> > soon, I'm going to aid the R & M chanians."
> 
> "M & R, buddy" whispered Artemis as he held his paw to his mouth.
> 
> >
> > "NANI?!?" shouted Terra, "You'd leave this poor, defenseless Sailor Senshi
> > alone?"
> 
> "I'd like to add she really isn't a Senshi.  And doesn't she have BOB?" asked
> Artemis, who was itching to get back to his scratching post.  Suddenly, an
> Anvil came and flattened the white cat for such a bad pun.  Inscribed on the
> side was a message reading "Property of Sailor Omnipotent Newbie"
> 
> "Crap!" cried Artemis.  "SON? There must be a great evil afoot to draw her
> back into the wars! I remember back in the Silver Millenium, we once needed
> SON's power to..." Artemis continued on and on.
> 
> > Rainbow scoffed.  "She has her gang," he responded.
> >
> > "But that's not enough!" Terra responded.
> >
> > "I DON'T CARE!" Rainbow shouted.  "The Wars have come back to the world, and
> > one faction must rule!"
> 
> "Or a hodgepodge of Minako-worshipping factions united under the Minpireian
> Banner!" gasped Artemis before continuing to say,
> 
> > "You aren't the leader-type," Artemis responded.
> >
> > "I know," Rainbow responded.
> 
> Will Sailor Clown ever respond?
> Will SON's attacks ever work properly?
> 
> These questions, and more, may be answered on the next installment of OW!!
> 
> and now, some words from the author...
> 
> > It's just another average Otaku World day...
> >
> > Rainbow laughed.  He laughed, because he knew that the World wasn't average.
> >
> > "Crazy" wasn't a word he'd use to describe the wars.
> >
> > "Insane" didn't even come close.
> >
> > If there was a word that meant "Humorous and crazy beyond belief", that's how
> > Rainbow would describe the wars.
> 
> The word I prefer is Glorious. Long live the wars, long live the M+Rchanians,
> long live the Minpire. :) :) :)
> 

	Somewhere just left of limbo, Manga Kunzite was brooding about his
Mina-chan being cheated
out of having a decent love life, while he was just cheated out of
having Life(being dead), all because some 
wacked out demon was a little happy with the mind controll rod.  (Though
not in those terms)
	Well, he would have been brooding if he could get rid of all those dead
fanfic Zoi's that
 kept comming by to bug him.
	If he wasn't dead, he wouldn't put up with this kind of thing.   It
really made him empathize with
his crazy cousin Sephiroth.   With all of this 'Oh Kunzite-sama' and the
truly anoying 'Oh Malachite-chan'
all the time - after a couple of years of that, he really just wanted to
go berserk and start chopping up Zoi's.
	The anime Kunzite might not like it, but that wimp couldn't stand up to
him on it's best day and his worst.
	"Oh Mal-chan you look so cute when - Gack!!!"
	Kunzite tightened his grip on it's throat and glared at the anoying
fanfic Zoi before him.  "Just leave before I decide to kill you again."
	Refreshingly this one left promptly with a burst of Sakura.  
	But enough was quite enough.  He had to get out of here.   But how?
	"Pst. Kunzite."  The somewhat horse voice of a sick rl-type person
whispered into limbo.
	"Who speaks?" Kunzite usually hated dealing with rl-types.  They rarely
did him justice.
	"Someone who has a get out of dead free card just sitting around."
	"No interested.  I've learned my lesson about anomoyous gifts."  Beryl
and the mind-control mail bomb had been once too often.
	"Ha.  Like we ever take no for an answer.    Here.  I'm giving you
Masamune and a free ticket to the otaku wars.  It's a bit less boring
and anoying than an endless parade of Fanfiction Zoicites.  And I really
think you got screwed by the whole Beryl/Metilla thing.  It's not much
but it'll have to do until I can arange something better.  Go defend
Mina-chan's honor or something."  The Semi-competent Rl-otaku type
dropped 
Masamune in Kunzite's lap and with a flash of light, the last general
was somewhat less dead than he had been.
	He looked around the park he'd appeared in and shruged.  No matter how
crazy the Otaku wars' reputation, it had to be better than being dead.

	


-- 
Kunzito-sama (manga Kunzite) Is carrying:
Pin: Zoicite is a looser and I'm not that kind of guy.
Pin: My name isn't Innigo Montoya. You insulted Mina-chan.
Prepare to die.
His cousin Sephy's Masamune. 
kamiki@airmail.net