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From: lbunny@wingsisp.com (Leloni Bunny)
Subject: (OW) Still waiting for Cape Mike.........
Date: 04 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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> "hmmm," Cape Mike thought for a moment.  Was it worth giving this
>>rabbit another chance?   After all, she'd already blown her
>opportunity once.  Should he help her try again?
>
>Snappy, who was in no ways a Snapdragon but definatly Chibi, pulled
>her henshin stick from God-knows-where and waved it around in a
>less-than-threatening fashion.  She sucked in air and yelled as loud
>as her kawaii little lungs would let her, pointing her henshin stick
>at Cape-Mike.

>"SNAPDRAGON PIXIE SPRAY!"

>A few seconds later, Our Caped Hero found himself dressed as a
>Sugarplum fairy, a la Nutcracker.  Unable to resist the terrible urge,
>Cape-Mike began clumsly dancing ballet in the middle of his Evil
>Planning Room.  Snappy blinked back up at Leloni kawaiily.

>The lavender bunny stopped and blinked at the girl in thought
>wondering 1) if she was useful, (She was almost disgustiongly kawaii,
>and that had already worked once..) and 2)  Why on earth she
>pixieafied Cape Mike.

   Leloni also made a mental note to *not* upset, or call the chibi 
one a "snapdragon" again.

>A few minutes later, the Caped Balleter came to his senses and ran
>rather red about the cheeks, offscreen for a quick costume-change.
>Snappy and Leloni quietly sweatdropped.

>Reappearing in quite less of a dancing mood, Cape Mike Pondered
>(dunhdunhdumm)  On what evil and maniacal weapons he had...

>Meanwhile, Snappy worked on removing her foot from the bucket.

  The lavender bunny thought for a moment.  This kid could be helpful 
to her.  The only problem was that she *was* a child and the rabbit
had no intentions whatsoever of putting a child in danger.  Still,
that pixie spray of hers could come in handy..... Eh, why not?  She'd
just make darn sure that she protected the child with every ounce of
life she had.
  Bending down to help Snappy get the bucket off her foot, Leloni
pretended to just notice the sign around Snappy's neck.
  "You want Mako-sama to adopt you?" she asked kindly as she attempted
to pull the bucket.
  Snappy nodded, "Yeah, I think she's the greatest senshi ever!  And,
I want her to be my mama.  Do you know her?"
  Leloni shook her head and tugged at the bucket a little harder.
"Afraid not. Just out of curiosity, do you love Mako enough to, oh
say, hate anyone who picks on her?"
  "Someone picked on Mako-chan?  I'll pixie them to death!" declared
Snappy, leaping into the air.  The bucket instantly came off of her
foot as she did and sent Leloni flying into the other wall since she
was still tugging at the bucket.
   She muttered something under her breath that will only be
translated as "ow" here for those weak of heart.  Leloni stumbled back
over to Snappy.
  "Um, sorry about that," said Snappy with a sheepish kawaii grin.
  "Uh, yeah..." the rabbit trailed off, trying to get the conversation
back on track.  "Anyway, it seems this nasty guy known as 'Artemis
Warrior' dubbed a video of Makoto and made her look stupid.  I have
vowed to make him publically denounce that tape and eat it in front of
the entire Otaku World!"
  Snappy's already bright eyes brightened even more.  "Really?  Can I
help!  Please let me help!  I can do lots of stuff."
  "Whoa! Calm down there!  I'm not really sure if I should put you in
that kind of danger. You see, the AW seems to be able to call upon a
lot of friends.  And, these people can do some serious hurts.  The
last thing I'm gonna do is let a child be hurt, especially one who
supports Makoto," said Leloni, sweatdropping slightly.
  The chibi one facefaulted.  "Awe, come on!  I won't get hurt.  I can
be mean and kick butt and do hurting and all that.  Please let me
help, please please please please please!"  Snappy grabbed onto
Leloni's arm and clung to it.  She gave the rabbit her most kawaii
grin she could manage.
  "Ew," Leloni wrinkled her nose and turned her head away.  "Alright,
alright, I'll let you help me." She had to cover her ears quickly as a
screetch of "YES!!!!!" came from Snappy.
  It was even enough to startle CM from his ponderings.  Whit a
sweatdropped look, Snappy said, "Sorry, again."  He gave Snappy an odd
look and returned to his ponderings.
  Leloni bent down to look Snappy straight in the face.  "But, let's
get one thing *perfectly* clear. I do *not* want you getting hurt if
we run into AW's recruits.  If it looks like we're about to be
attacked, you hide and let *me* handle it.  If the time comes that I
need help, you can use your  powers.  Otherwise I want you to stay
safe.  Understand?"
  Snappy's lower lip began to sag as if she was starting to pout.
But, Leloni's stern gaze did not change.  She realized that the rabbit
was serious about this and couldn't help but respect her, slightly,
for putting the safety of a child she didn't even know before her own.
  "Alright," Snappy replied, solomnly.
  "Promise?"
  "Yeah, I promise."
  "Good," grinned the bunny, "Btw, what's your name?  I can't just
keep calling you 'the chibi one' or 'kid'."
  "I'm ChibiSnapdragon.  You can call me 'Snappy' for short," said
Snappy.
  "Leloni's the name," answered Leloni, shaking hands with Snappy,
"Leloni Bunny."
  "Nice to meet you," said Snappy, "So, um, do we start going after AW
now?"
  The rabbit chuckled, "No, not yet.  First I want to see if we can
wake Mr. Cape Sleeper over there so I can get a weapon of my own.'
Seeing Snappy's falling face, she quickly added, "Oh, don't worry.
I know that pixie spray of yours will come in quite handy.  I just
want some extra insurance just in case."
  "Oh, ok," said Snappy.
  The two Makoto supporters looked back at their leader and awaited
his decision.  They hoped it wouldn't be long as they had an AW to
torture!

TBC?
CM, Snappy, you're up to bat!

Leloni Bunny
Defender of the great Kino Makoto-sama, a true role model for girls
everywhere!