From: el_pegaso@my-dejanews.com
Subject: Re: [OW!] (NC or even NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld Awards
Date: 05 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Tuxedo Cape Mike comes out.  "Thank you.  Now, for the presentation of the
Most Destructive Otaku Award.  You know him as the sarape wearing cowboy
from another dimension, you know her as the male clothes wearing, Outer
Senshi Defence Force member.  Ladies and Gentlemen, el Pegaso and Katie!"

The stage filled with the obvious applause that most awards ceremonies
generate.  Two tuxedo wearing people came out, the man wearing trademark
vestment and "4" medal, the other a plain tuxedo.  The interesting thing
though, was that other person was a woman, with a cabbit on her shoulder.

As the two made it to the stage, the nervous aprehension of the onlookers
was felt throughout the crowd.  Backstage, Mike bit his fingernails.
"Oh...man!  I need this award.  It would look so good in the Mech..."

He was interrupted by his wife.  "Don't put that thing in the Mech!  Geez!"
 She then took a few minutes to let her ditz mind comprehend the other
places that he could put the gawdy thing.  "Um...well, we'll see, love,
we'll see..."  She looked over at the envelopes and grinned very evilly.

eP and Katie read joke after lame joke on the cue cards.  Very poorly, I
might add.

"You know what, eP?" Katie said, reading the cue card straight on.
Hota-Ohki mewed a bit from his shoulder sitting perspective, and continued
scarfing down a carrot.

"What's that, Katie?" answered eP, half the time looking at the cue card,
the other half of the time looking for SU, who was in the crowd, awaiting
the announcement of the Most Destructive Otaku Award.

"I just flew in..." she retorted, "And boy are my arms tired..."  The two
dodged thrown tomatoes in their direction.  The two read at one time
"Laugh." as an electronic sign above the two flashed "Laugh."  No one
did...

"I think it's very ironic, Katie," continued Pegaso, "That two pacifists
like ourselves are giving out this award..."

Katie read, "Laugh."  "You are indeed right.  The nominees for the Most
Destructive Otaku Award are..."

A monitor above them flashed picture after earthshaking picture.  "Cape
Mike."  A scene of Mike storming through a battlefield in Mech was shown.
"Hiryu."  A scene of Hiryu blowing up the Tsukino's neighborhood was shown.
 "Sailor Universe."  A scene of SU doing something destructive was shown,
idaknow...use your imagination...this is a Non Canon post...anyway...

"The envelope please..."  eP looked behind him.  "The envelope...PLEASE!"
A struggle was heard offstage.

"Get it sealed already!"

"But, love, we didn't get to..."

"They need it now!"  SIB hurridely ran the envelope out to eP.
"Heh...hermatically sealed...heh."  She sweatdropped and handed the
envelope to the cowboy, and stalked off the stage, glaring at Mike the
whole time.  She mumbled a bit about the failed properties of opening
envelopes with steam.

eP shrugged.

"And the winner is..." as Katie opened the envelope.  She took a look, and
did a double take.  "What type of joke is this...it's BLANK!"

Nathan
-"Please!  No Hit!"

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