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From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [OW!99] Welcome to the Future (hope you don't like it...)
Date: 06 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW:

-Nightman uses me in his OAV!  Thanks!

-Terra and Rainbow are now somewhere in time, facing the Genie of the Time
Warp. Sounds familiar, don't it?

-Hee-Hee-Usa has been captured by the Wiseclown.  Sounds even more familiar...

Anyway, more familiarity to come...

Terra and Rainbow stood firm as the Genie sent a wave of chronal energy
towards them.

"Nothing happenned," Terra responded.

"No, something did..." Rainbow responded.  "Watch."

Rainbow threw a rose at the Genie, which returned back to him.

"BAKA!" shouted Terra.

"No," Rainbow responded, "I am not a fool.  I need your help to banish this
droid."

Terra nodded.

"Wait one second, then use your blast," Rainbow responded, as Terra stood
ready.

Rainbow fired again.

"Roses can not harm me!" shouted the Genie, as the rose returned to its owner.

Rainbow ducked out of the way.

Terra readied herself.  "Then, try this!" she shouted, "TERRA... RAINBOW...
BLAST!"

The blast shocked the Genie, who shattered like crystal.

"This isn't fair!" shouted the clown lady, "I am the most beautiful clown lady
in the Dark Clown Family! [r1]  Clown men bow before me in awe!"

"Shut up," Rainbow commented.

The lady laughed.  Rainbow and Terra covered their ears.

The lady coughed, and disappeared.

"We must be going," Rainbow responded, heading for the Door to the Future.

[What will the future look like? Scene Switch]

The door opened.  Rainbow and Terra stood, looking out upon Crystal Otaku
World.

"What a dump," Terra commented.

"900 years, and it's still the same place," Rainbow muttered.

A future version of Artemis came, with a small kitten in tow.

"Hi," Artemis responded.

"Hello, my name is Diana," responded the purple kitten.

Explosions rocked a crystal palace.

"What's going on?" Rainbow asked.

Diana sighed.

"Perhaps the King of Otaku World can explain [r2]," Artemis responded, as they
headed for the Palace.

"But isn't that Usagian territory?" Terra asked, "We're M & R chanians!"

"Not true," Diana responded, "in your time, you are M & R chanians.  Now, no
one is safe."

"Huh?" Terra asked, doing a double take.

Suddenly, the King appeared.  Rainbow bowed.

"Stand up, Tuxedo Rainbow," responded the King.  "Hello, Sailor Terra."

Terra blushed.

"It is time I told you who I am, and why you are here," responded the King.

"We are ready to listen," Rainbow responded.

"Follow me," responded the King.

"Is that a hologram?" Terra asked.

Rainbow nodded.

[At the hidden place of the King, scene switch]

"We will be safe here," the King responded, "no one knows this place but I."

"Why are we here?" asked Rainbow.

"You must hear my tale first," the King responded, "all shall be explained
later."

Rainbow sighed.

"This is going to be a long story..." Rainbow responded.

Terra sat down, waiting for the story to be told.



[r1] Dark Moon Family Pun

[r2] King of Earth (LE) parody.

Tuxedo Rainbow



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