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From: lbunny@wingsisp.com (Leloni Bunny)
Subject: Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader]
Date: 11 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 10:53:03 -0330, "Dion C. Torraville"
 wrote:

>
>On Sun, 10 Jan 1999, Leloni Bunny wrote:
>>
>>    "Any chance you could teach me some of that magic stuff?"
>>    SIB frowned,  "I can't really 'teach'..."
>>    "Look," growled Leloni, "I have been waiting here for awhile.  I've
>> already had my tail kicked once and I'm *not* about to let it happen
>> again. 
>
>	"OW!" Leloni screeched as a pain in her rear shot through her.
>Turning around she saw a grinning Janitor in brown coveralls and a black
>baseball hat.  On the baseball hat were the words "NC RULES!".
>
>	SIB groaned as she sorta kinda recognized the Non-Continuity
>Otaku Warrior. "I thought you were dead baka!"
>
>	"I was." NC-Janitor grinned. "I got better."
>
>Leloni continued talking as she rubbed her sore butt...
>
>> "Every minute that I'm forced to wait here, AW may be compiling
>> his forces and I may never get the chance to catch him!"  The rabbit's
>> tone relaxed abit, "Any chance you could teach me just a few *small*
>> things.  I just need *some* kind of weapon to protect myself and
>> Snappy if the need arises.  That's all.  What do ya say, M'am?"
>>    SIB sighed.  She had really been just hoping for a simple game of
>> cards.  Now she was almost in the same situation CM was in.  The only
>> difference is that her author wasn't as busy, we hope.
>>    "We-ell...." she began.....
>
>	"HEY!  I'll teach her magic! How hard could it be?" NC-Janitor
>exclaimed as he pulled a Leloni clone out of a tophat.
>
>	Leloni sweatdropped.
>
>	SIB sweatdropped.
>	
>	NC-Janitor sweatdropped cause he didn't want to feel left out of
>the sweatdropping moment. "Just cards then?" ^_^;;
>
>	"Um... I guess..."
>
>	"How about 52-pickup?" NC-Janitor asked then quickly scattered a
>deck of cards around the room.  The cards kept falling from the single
>deck he held until the entire area was waist deep in cards.
>
>	"Come here NC-Janitor..." SIB said as she motioned for him to step
>closer. 
>
>	Whether it was bad karma or the Really Big Bat, NC-Janitor decided
>to refuse politely. ^_^;
>
>	"Cape-Mike!  You're closer!  Get him!" 
>
>	C-M just grunted.
>
   "I've got a better idea," declared Leloni in a rather sweet tone.
She approached the Janitor casually.  "You know," she began, plesantly
blinking her emerald green eyes kawaiily, "That was an awfully
unexpected and funny cue line."
    Being caught a bit off-guard, NC Janitor replied, "Um, thanks."
   The bunny continued walking towards him, still looking quite
kawaii,  "You know, where I come from, that'd possibly be considered
an interesting visual gag."
   Janitor blinked.  For some reason he felt almost glued to those
kawaii green eyes of hers, "umm......"
   "And, you know," continued Leloni, now directly in front of the
Janitor, "Where I come from, that type of action would get *THIS* kind
of response!"
    As she spoke, she jabbed both ears straight foreward directly into
NC Janitor's eyes.
   "YYYYEeeeEEOOOOOWW!!!!!" he yelped, covering his eyes in pain.  As
he did, the rabbit lept into the air, grabbed his arms and threw him
over her head, directly into the far wall.  *SQUISH* was the sound he
made.  Guess janitors don't smoosh too well.
    Putting her paws on her hips, Leloni scowled, "Next time you kick
my tail, you'd better kill me because when I get up, you'll be dead."
   Snappy's mouth hung wide open, unable to utter a sound.   SIB
actually snickered, "Oh, I like that one!  Reel them in kawaiily and
trash them. I'm not so sure you.... Hey, what's wrong?"  
    The rabbit was looking a bit greenish.   She groaned, "That's why
I need some kind of weapon to fight with.  I can do kawaii, but it
comes back to haunt me *glurk* literally."  Leloni shook her head to
try and relieve the nausous feeling in her stomach.  "Excuse me a
moment," she said, darting from the room and heading for the nearest
bathroom, or wastebasket, she could find.
   SIB facefaulted.  She also noticed Snappy still in shock.  Walking
over to the chibi one, she said, "You could get stuck like that you
know."
   "Huh?" Snappy asked, coming out of it, 'Oh," she closed her mouth
quickly.

TBC......

Will Leloni ever be able to get over her sickness from kawaii?
Will NC Janitor be unconscious for long?
Will SIB teach the rabbit some magic?
Will Snappy ever be adopted by Makoto?
Will CM's author ever come back?
Will we ever find out-

(Awe, shut up already!)

(oops, sorry)

This and many other questions possibly answered in our next edition of
OW!

Leloni Bunny
Defender of the great Kino Makoto, a true role model for girls
everywhere!