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From: "Dion C. Torraville" 
Subject: Re: [[OW!] Searching For An Elusive Leader]
Date: 11 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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On Mon, 11 Jan 1999, Leloni Bunny wrote:
>     Putting her paws on her hips, Leloni scowled, "Next time you kick
> my tail, you'd better kill me because when I get up, you'll be dead."

	NC-Janitor's mind soared back over the posts his author had
scanned before jumping back into the wars... something about a killer
bunny rabbit that didn't quite gel into a coherant thought.

>    Snappy's mouth hung wide open, unable to utter a sound.   SIB
> actually snickered, "Oh, I like that one!  Reel them in kawaiily and
> trash them. I'm not so sure you.... Hey, what's wrong?"  
>     The rabbit was looking a bit greenish.   She groaned, "That's why
> I need some kind of weapon to fight with.  I can do kawaii, but it
> comes back to haunt me *glurk* literally."  Leloni shook her head to
> try and relieve the nausous feeling in her stomach.  "Excuse me a
> moment," she said, darting from the room and heading for the nearest
> bathroom, or wastebasket, she could find.
>    SIB facefaulted.  She also noticed Snappy still in shock.  Walking
> over to the chibi one, she said, "You could get stuck like that you
> know."
>    "Huh?" Snappy asked, coming out of it, 'Oh," she closed her mouth
> quickly.

	"AAAH!  THE KILLER BUNNY RABBIT!" NC-Janitor screeched as it
suddenly dawned on him.  

	He pulled the Leloni clone out of the tophat for a second, "WHY
DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?"  The clone punched him in the eye before he could
push it back into the hat.

	"Drastic times call for drastic measures..." He began then pulled
the convenient cord next to him, which released the buckets of wet
confetti down on SIB, C-M, and .. and... the Bunny! (a chibi-sized bucket
dropped on Snappy.)

	"ACK!" They shouted as the confetti stuck to their faces, blinding
them for the few precious seconds NC-Janitor needed to make his heroic
charge away from them.

	They cleared their eyes after a few minutes and looked around.

	NC-Janitor looked back at them.

	NC-Janitor . o O ( I'm forgetting to do something.... but what? )

	Leloni started hopping angrily towards him.

	"Can I beat the tar out of the Minakochanian, Love?" SIB asked
C-M.

	Cape-Mike just grunted.

	"Heh heh heh." 

	

	"You know... I didn't think it was possible to tie peoples arms in
knots like this." Leloni exclaimed.

	

	"Wow!" SIB exclaimed, "He can still walk around without a head!"

	"Yeah, that's chickens for you."

	<20 minutes later>

	"Ok.. you can stop walking now..."

	

	"Bah, he takes all the fun out of torture."

	The NC-Janitor grew another head, complete with baseball hat, and
tugged on another cord, dropping tar and feathers on those assembled.
"Dammit! must make note: Only tar and feather enemies!"

	Cape-Mike grunted.


TBC?


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NC-Janitor
Non-Continuity has a large extended family.