From: Adrian Tymes 
Subject: [OW!] There's no business like snow business
Date: 11 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Farix wrote:
> A little later, a huge pile of snow dropped out of the sky and enveloped
> the entirety of Otaku World.  In some places, it measured more then 8 feet.
>  Several of the otaku warriors who where caught outside suddenly found
> themselves in a winter wonderland.

As she froze to death in the sudden blizzard, a nameless anti-Amichanian
wondered, "Is it Mercury's time of the month?"

chibithunder@coldmail.com wrote:
[WAI!  CT's back!]
> At the NFR, the door opened and CT fell to the ground.  Dreadite stepped
> on him as he got out.
> 
> "AH!  Oniisan no kowai desu!" CT said in a horrid attempt to piece
> together a japanese sentence.
> 
> "Damn right kid.  When I say STOP BOUNCING, I mean STOP BOUNCING!!"
> 
> CT looked like his feelings were stepped on, but then perked up because
> he realized it was only his back. "Hai!  No more bouncing!  Now, why
> are we back here Oniisan?"
> 
> "I'm NOT your Oniisan spore!"

Then the NFR bounced.

Dreadite glared at CT.

"It wasn't me, oniisan!  Honest!"

The NFR bounced again.

Speedie stormed out of a room, wading through hip-deep rose petals.
Mamoru and Darien soon followed.  "Can't a girl have some shojo in
peace?  What's going on?"

The NFR bounced again.

Chibi-Youma rolled to the side to avoid impacting Speedie, remembering
what happened the last time he had touched what he was hurtling towards.
"Snowglobe."

Bounce.

"What?"

Bounce.

"Snow.  Globe.  Snowglobe."

Bounce.

Chibi-Washu planted a door in the wall, and clung to its knob for dear
life.

Bounce.

"This way," C-W exclaimed, as she opened the door and rolled through
it.

Bounce.

Everyone else followed suit.

["Bouncy hunters" scene switch]

The Chibi crew fell out of the door/portal several meters away from a
giant ball of snow, which the Io A (in Mako mode) was dribbling like a
basketball.  The snow was nearly translucent in some places, allowing
them to see the NFR inside, along with a good chunk of the ground it had
been sitting on.

Speedie looked up, furious.  "HEY!  GIVE THAT BACK!"

Cape Mike, temporarily alone in the bridge of the Io A, grunted.

C-Y frowned.  "Everyone, cover your ears!  Meenie..."  He pointed at the
Io A's head.  "Cut 'em down to size!"

The Chibis barely had enough time to duck and cover before Meenie let
out the Note of Chibi.

Johnathan Walde wrote:
>   The black kitten looks up from his makeshift cat nest made of the
> shredded remains of a map.  "Mrowl!"
> 
>   "Okay, you're the navigator."  With that, Johnathan puts his foot down
> on the gas pedal, forcing the 1984 Pontiac Phoenix to fly along at it's
> top speed of 50km/h.[1]  Wending his way through the still abundant
> Nitrogen molecules, he continues his trek to infiltrate the Amichanians.

The only effect of Meenie's attack was to restore Johnathan's car, and
its occupants, to their original size.

Chibi-Youma and Chibi-Abacus felt a sudden pull towards the car, but
were able to resist.  A coatrack that had followed them out, however,
jammed itself through the Pontiac's left rear window, wedging itself so
that Kenny could backscratch with the coatrack's third of the chibi
Bastion of Neutrality.

Aside from flying furniture, though, Johnathan handled the change in
size rather well.  He nonchalantly veered across the abruptly snow-
laden road, between the feet of the Io A which had not been there a
moment ago, and continued on his way towards the Amichanians.

"Now what?"

Chibi-Youma winked at Chibi-Washu.  "Fire with fire?"

C-W nodded.

Speedie pikued.  "What?"

C-Y shrugged as he looked over C-W's shoulder, while she furiously
typed away on her computer.  "Leave it to us.  Sno' problem."  After
nodding as C-W pointed out a few items on her screen, C-Y stood back and
meditated while C-W typed even faster.

Before anyone could ask for an explanation, sparkles and warped space
caught everyone's eyes.  Giant sheets of sugar appeared out of thin air,
acting as a construction lattice for metal, plastic, and unidentifiable
high-tech materials which twisted their way into Otaku World's
dimension.  Within seconds, a giant mech had formed, equal in size to
the Io A.

Speedie examined it with a critical eye.  "Ok...but it looks kind of
bland."

C-Y chuckled.  "You want to do the aesthetics, Chibi-Washu?"

C-W mimiced C-Y's chuckle.  Almost immediately, a top hat, eyemask, and
cane (which could have doubled as a subway tunnel if it were hollow)
materialized on the mech.  A large part of its skin unsheathed thousands
of black solar collectors, giving the unmistakable appearance of a
tuxedo.

Speedie clasped her hands in joy while her eyes grew hearts.  "Oooh!
Now, *this* I like!"

Cape Mike looked at the Tuxedo Mech, grunted, and hurled the NFR globe
towards the Crater Formerly Holding The DCBFH3.  It would crush most of
the recent growth of a nearby Minako-and-Rei-chanian base upon landing,
but he did not care.  He grunted again...

...and barely held the Io A upright as it got hit with a giant snowball.
The Chibi crew, having been beamed right to their stations, quickly got
to work.

The resulting snowball fight would give Otaku World at least one more
satellite...until the sun melted it, of course.

TBC?
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