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From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [OW!99] The King's story
Date: 12 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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I haven't been on in a few days, so, here's my way of catching up...

P:OW!

-Snow fight, and I'm not there... (snif, snif)

-The King of Crystal Otaku World is about to talk, so listen up...

Anyway, here's the story.

30th Century Technology was all around Rainbow and Terra.  The Hologram of
King Pundymion bade them sit.

"Sometime in the near future, in the early 21st century," the King began,
"there will be a catacylsm of unknown origin and strength.  The whole Otaku
World will freeze up, just like Earth.	Nine Centuries will pass, with no one
to fight."

"Sounds boring," responded Rainbow.

"Anyway, my wife, Neo Queen Hilarity awoke about three years ago, and used
her Silver Imperium Nose to awaken the Otaku World.  We fought, the Sailor
Jester Warriors, myself and Queen Hilarity against the Dark Clowns, and won. 
We asked them to stay, to be healed, but they refused, and left for parts
unknown." [r1] the King Continued.  One year later, we noticed a rogue moon. 
We thought nothing of it.  Then, just last year, the Dark Clownians attacked,
flanked by the WiseClown.  They want to destroy our Otaku World.  Their
allegance is with the Dark Moonians, but no other faction wants to attack
them."

"Let me guess," Rainbow responded, "they're all too busy attacking each
other."

The King nodded.

"They attacked without mercy, destroying most of the Otaku World, except for
Crystal Otaku, the place you see here.	Here all factions still fight for
supremacy.  Neo Queen Serinity will have no part of this, she says it is our
responsibility.  We tried to help, but the Dark Clowns were too strong.  They
nearly killed me, and placed a spell over all the NOs in the Crystal Palace.
Neo Queen Hillarity was struck next by a more powerful spell, and encased in
silver crystal by the Sailor Jesters.  They protect our palace from
destruction, but I fear it is too late."

The King paused.

"You have a daughter, right?" Rainbow asked.

The King nodded.

"Hee-Hee-Usa, also known as Hee-hee, is my daughter.  I fear the Dark Clowns
will do bad things to her.  If only Hilarity was alive." The King responded.

Rainbow looked at the monitor.  Hilarity looked like Sailor Clown!

"I am Tuxedo Clown," the King responded, "and that is what is left of my clown
lover, Sailor Clown.  The Imperium Silver Nose of this time was stolen before
Hilarity was attacked.  I fear the worst."

"Anything else?" Rainbow responded.

"I fear Hee-Hee was going into the past, to your time," the King commented,
"she wanted to see Sailor Clown.  If only I had not told her about Sailor
Clown..."

The King sighed.  "The last thing I recall was that she met with Jester
Hoo-her [r2] before leaving.  Hoo-her says they Hee-hee stole the Time Nose
key. [r3]"

Terra sighed.  "We will help, but we must go back to the past to do it."

The King agreed.  "But first," he responded, "you must stop an attack."

"What attack?" Rainbow asked.

[In the Dark Clownian Base... scene switch.]

WiseClown looked on, as the two remaining members of the Dark Clownians
sneered.

One was female, the other male.

"My brother is dead because of you!" shouted the male clown.

"He died getting what I wanted," the Wiseclown responded.

"Look at the energy!" the female responded, "we'll destroy the Otaku World
soon!"

The WiseClown smiled.

"WiseClown!" shouted the male, "This wasn't my brother's plan!"

The WiseClown destroyed the NO with a thought.

"At least he didn't steal anything," the female responded. [r3]

The WiseClown smiled.  "I have a job for you," he responded.

"For me?" the female responded, laughing like a hyena.

"Yes," the WiseClown responded, "I need time to convert Hee-Hee-Usa to my
side. You will need power."

"Power is good," responded the female.

The Wiseclown looked into the future, gazing into a crystal ball.  "I see you
as the ruler of the Crystal Otaku World," he responded.

The female smiled.  "That was my dream!  To rule beside that hunky brother of
that NO clown you destroyed!" shouted the female.

The Wiseclown created a crown of dark energy. The female grabbed it, and was
changed.

She looked like a Princess.  "Yes!" she shouted, "I feel the power of the Dark
Nose!"

The WiseClown laughed.	"BAKA!" He shouted, "I serve not you!  I serve the
Doom Clown Phantom!  You will meet the same fate as the others!"

The female felt strange.  "Noooo..." she shouted, as she changed into a
dragon.

The Wiseclown smiled.  *All is ready,* he thought, as behind him, there
eminated a wicked laugh.

[Oh, *that* attack! scene swtich...]

The alarms went off.  The King noticed the disturbance.

"You wanted to know who was attacking?" Terra asked, "Well, there it is!"

Rainbow face-faulted.

"I feel a human-like mind." the King Responded.

"Let's go!" Terra shouted, "I don't want to be stuck in a future I haven't
made yet!"

Rainbow dashed out.

"Good luck, saviors..." the King muttered.



[1] Japanese version of events parody.

[2] Sailor Pluto (non-hentai) parody.

[3] L. E. reference

Tuxedo Rainbow

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