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From: Cathe Ragsdale 
Subject: Re: [OW!] There's no business like snow business
Date: 14 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Ryan William Oldford wrote:
> 
> Adrian Tymes (wingcat@soca.com) wrote:
> : Samurai824 wrote:
> 
>         "You cannot use the NerfMech in the snowball fight!"
>         "Awww..." Bob said dejectedly.
>         "Not without me at least."
> 
> <"Eat crystallized dihydrogen monoxide, scumbag!" Scene Switch>
> 
>         As the NerfMech left the docking bay of KABOOOOOOM-Ohki and headed
> for the snowball fight, BtV went over the checklist.
>         "Okay, so the Big-Ass Snow Scoop is in place?"
>         "Yup!" said BN, "we can get a full load of snow in about a minute!"
>         "And the Snowball Cannon?"
>         "Ready and waiting!"
>         "Excellent!" Bob said, assuming a Michiavellian expression, "The
> time to kick ass has arrived!"
>         With that said, the Io-A and the Tuxedo-Mech came into view,
> looming far above the NerfMech.
>         "How are we going to beat them?" said BN, "We're much smaller than
> they are!"
>         "But we have something they don't!" said BtV, flipping a switch,
> "Kick-ass jumpjets!"
>         As the jumpjets kicked in, the NerfMech blasted directly above the
> two larger mechs.  The NerfMech hovered above the battlefield for a
> moment, then dove straight for the mechs.
>         "DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!!" screamed BtV, unleashing a barrage of huge
> 2-ton Snowballs-O-Doom on the unsuspecting mechs.

As Tom put the finishing touches to his new modification to the 
KAV, he watched Nyakun lead a flight of mechs to the snowbattle.
	'No problem.' He thought. 'They just now left...I got plenty of time.'
	Climbing into the high tech Corvette's cockpit, the new security
features cycled through before start-up. With a bellow like a rutting
Tyrannosaur, the KAV came to life, and roared down the OSDF driveway.
As he came near the end of the shoveled section, he reached for a
jury-rigged
switch. Flames belched from the front of the car, giving it an
appearance not
unlike a Corvette trying to imitate a certain DeLorian. As the snow
melted in
front of the advancing wall of flame, Tom steered to the snow-battling
mechs.
Approaching his normal super-sonic velocity, the snow obviously had to
melt more 
quickly. Channeling more power to the front-mounted flame throwers, Tom
began to leave clouds of steam behind himself. With a "YEE-HAW" that
would make
the Dukes of Hazzard proud, Tom shot between the Nerf-Mech, the Giant
TM, and
CM's snow-throwin' machine. As the steam followed, it condensed on the
mechs,
and quickly turned to ice. Throwing the KAV into a wicked spin, Tom
kicked
up huge plumes of snow, creating large drifts around the iced Mechs.
Unfortunately, Tom forgot to consider the fact that he would lose his
Snow-
melting capabilities in the spin, and promptly continued to spin in the
general direction of the horizon.
	"Uh, Nyakun? Small problem here. Go ahead and jump in while they're
iced up. I'll be back as soon as I can."


TBC? Hell yeah!

----
Tom, who is considering going out into this nice warm New Mexico weather
and working on his tan at the moment. ^_^