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From: sailoriceblade@hotmail.com
Subject: [OW!] Something completely unrelated to Chemistry
Date: 17 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW!R

Lots of stuff. I don't know. Figure it out for yourself.


  Leloni coughed politely. "Excuse me, Ice Blade-san. You did say you'd teach
me some magic didn't you? ...Ice Blade-san? Hello? Um... Why are you beating
your head against the wall?"

  SIB looked at Leloni and blinked. "I was? Oh my. I'm sorry, I don't handle
stress well.[1] What were you asking?"

     "My magic?"

  "Oh! Oh yes. Your magic." The magician chewed on her lip for a second. "OK,
what about this? Are you telepathic?"

     "Well, I don't really think so..."

     "Are you sure? You don't ever hear voices when you're by yourself?"

     "Well, n..."

     "Perfect!" SIB rummaged around in her HammerSpace before pulling out an
elaborate and rather silly-looking head-dress. "Put this on."

     "But.."

     "Put it on!"

  Leloni sighed. "OK, OK. If I have to." The bunny put on the head-dress and
adjusted it a bit self-consciously. "I feel stupid."

     "Good. You look stupid."

     The other girl sweatdropped while Snappy giggled.

  "Now, I want you to sit like this." Sailor Ice Blade said as she folded her
legs to sit cross-legged about a foot off of the floor."

     "But... how'm I supposed to do that? You're not on the floor!"

     "I'm not? Oh dear, I see what you mean! Terribly sorry. My brain got left
in my Author's locker at school you see. Too much studying made it hurt too
much." The Haruka-lookalike floated down so that she was sitting on the floor.

     "Much better," Leloni muttered as she sat down as well.

     "What was that?"

     "Nothing. So what are you going to teach me?"

     "How to set people's socks on fire with your mind."

     "WHAT?"

     SIB shrugged. "You were expecting something major like how to turn people
into rats? Or a Senshi power or something?"

     "Well.... yeah!"

     "Sorry. My magic only works when it's funny. Or wierd. Or sometimes when
I'm seriously about to die, but since that never happens... *shrug*"

     "Oh."

  "Now. Close your eyes. Imagine that you are in a peaceful green field with
the sun shining and a cool breeze... millions of cabbits stampeding and
crushing you..."

     "HUH?"

     "Ahem. Sorry. Wrong meditation. All right, I'll demonstrate first."

     "GYAH!" Cape-Mike suddenly shouted as his socks suddenly caught fire.
"BLADE!"

     "See? Nothing to it."

     "Um. OK. But how'd you do that?"

  "All right. Close your eyes again. It's important to have an open mind for
this. I want you to concentrate your chi on my foot, feel it surrounding my
foot."

     "I think I feel it."

  "OK, now concentrate on using you chi to warm up their foot. If you
concentrate hard enough and *believe* you can do it, eventually their sock
will catch fire."

     "OK..." Leloni sat placidly for a few minutes before Snappy suddenly
screamed.

     "YOU SET MY SOCKS ON FIRE!"

     "See? You got it."

     "Hey wow, I did it!" Leloni exclaimed.

     "Eventually with enough practice, you'll be able to do it with just a
little bit on concentration and you won't even need to meditate."

     "Wow. Thanks!"

     "That's really neat!" Snappy said. "Wait.. are you okay, Leloni? Stop
LOOKING at me like that! Don't practice on ME!"

I had way too much fun with that. Hey, I'm almost in a good mood again! ^_^;;

[1] One day left of Finals. @_@  Oy.
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Sailor Ice Blade

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