From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [OW! 99] Attack of the Woman Dragon...
Date: 19 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW:

- A snow fight breaks out, and I'm stuck in the future!

- Sightings of SM merchandise continue...

-Anyway, here we go...

Terra and Rainbow rushed out to meet the menace.  The dragon growled at them.

"A human-like mind..." Rainbow reminded, as he rolled out of the way of the
fire.

Terra blinded the monster temporarily with her Terra Rainbow Blindness.

"My turn," Rainbow commented, firing a few roses at the crown, which stuck
firm.

"Too easy," Rainbow responded.

"My turn," Terra responded, going into her motions.  "TERRA... RAINBOW...
BLAST!"

The dragon was hit hard.  The crown shattered, and the Nameless Otaku Clown
vanished into the darkness.

[SM T-shirt found... "Moon Prism Power!" scene switch]

The Wiseclown laughed.  The new Dark Humor Lady [r1] was ready.

"Soon, the Dark Humore gate will be opened," The Wiseclown responded.

"Let's go to the past now," Dark Humor Lady responded, as the both left for
the 20th Century.

"That's it," the King responded, "you are free to go."

"So soon," Rainbow responded, "we haven't even taken a tour of the castle!"

Hoo-Her appeared.  "That's far enough!" she shouted.

Rainbow backpedaled.

"You have seen too much," she commented, "and you must go back now.  I will
send you to the Humvee, just after all these events have taken place.  you
must reunite Tuxedo Clown and Sailor Clown in order to save the Otaku World."

Terra nodded.

The gates of time opened again, and Terra and Rainbow returned home.

[SM Iron-on patch... Who'd want that? scene switch.]

Rainbow and Terra were glad that the Humvee was still there, and not stolen.

"Gee, it's in the open," Rainbow responded, "and all someone had to do was to
cut the Club off..."

Terra smiled as she climbed in.  Rainbow's Hammerspace was faltering behind
him, weak from non-use.

Rainbow sighed.  "Sorry," he commented, "Omnipotence and all..."

Rainbow and Terra headed off to find Tuxedo Clown in the Humvee.

[SM parody comic, with Sally as Sailor Moon... scene switch] [r2]

Tuxedo Clown continued to walk, hoping to figure out what was going on. His
dreams were no longer disturbed.  In fact, he wanted to see his clown lover
again.

Rainbow and Terra arrived.  Terra flirted with Tuxedo Clown, but Tuxedo Clown
sighed.

"I want to see my clown lover again," he commented.

"That's where we're going," Rainbow responded, "hop in."

Tuxedo Clown hopped in, and the sped off.

Rainbow commented, "What will you do after this is over," Tuxedo Clown?

"Try to find the remaining Sailor Jesters.  Mer-hee-hee, Ha-hars, Jupiter, and
Hee-nus. [r4]"

"We'll probably go back to the M&R base and wait," Rainbow thought.

Terra responded, "But, we haven't had an adventure!  You've only been used as
a character once since T-chan left!"

Rainbow nodded.  "It's like I'm by myself here."

Terra nodded.

Tuxedo Clown thought.  "I can always use help."

Rainbow thought, and thought, and responded, "But you don't have a base!"

"That hasn't stopped me before," Tuxedo Clown responded.

"We'll be landing in a few minutes," Rainbow responded, as Tuxedo Clown
continued to think about his clown lover.



[r1] Black Lady parody

[r2] I saw the Sonic Special comic recently.  That was Sally on the cover,
with Bunny and Amy.  Inside was Sally and Amy in fuku, as Sailor Moon and
Chibi-Moon (but differently named).  They even had Knuckles dressed like
Tuxedo Kamen.

[r3] Obvioud puns here, I mean, the Inner Senshi, people, how easy is that?

Tuxedo Rainbow

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