From: James Helferty 
Subject: Re: [OW!] Death Wishes II
Date: 20 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Cape-Mike wrote:

> 
> 
> Back on the bridge, Mallard and SIB were plotting how to REALLY toss snow
> around at their foes when CM reappeared....
> 
> "Nani?"  Mallard said puzzledly; "I thought you hadn't gotten the bugs out of
> that thing yet!?"
> 
> "I haven't."  CM said; "But there's no time to argue the finer points of
> hardware now...I'll be back before too long...transport me to where Hiryu is!"
> SIB looked on as Cape-Mike dissolved off the bridge...and was chilled to the
> bone as she could have sworn that she saw the visor on his headpiece glow a
> familiar faint green just as he faded from view....
> 
> 
> 
> Somewhere in Limbo, Chaos watched..and waited....  'All too easy....'
> 
> TBC, as soon as I discuss a plan with Hiryu....  :)


	As SIB stood there, a shiver running up and down her spine, a yellow
flash of light blinked behind her.  Startled, she turned around to see
James, strapped to a giant spork, arms folded, grinning down at her.

	"Hello, Ice Blade."

	SIB's lip curled.  "That's SAILOR Ice Blade to you.  What do you want
here..?  I heard you were through with the Makochanians?"  She glared
back at him.

	"I'm Usagichanian now."

	SIB grinned.  "So you've finally seen the light, have you?  I guess
that means you're now under MY command."

	James paused thoughtfully, tilting his head.  "Not quite."

	SIB looked up.  "Huh?"

	"You're obviously way to attached to Cape-Mike.  Thus, you must be
overly influenced by the Makochanians.  Thus, you're not a pure enough
Usagichanian to be leader."

	SIB did a double-take.  "NANI?!"

	"Therefor, I'm declaring myself the new head Usagichanian."

	"HEY!  I've been here a LOT longer than you have.  I've been
Usagichanian WAY before you were even an otaku!"  Her fingers clenched
and unclenched.  "How DARE you!?"  In a fury of rage, her magic kicked
in.  Obviously, she wanted something to bash James with, and her magic,
miracurously enough, understood this.  In her hand appeared SJR's
Supreme Lumber.

	James grinned in a know-it-all kind of way.  "You want proof..?  It's
in your hand."  He started to tremble, to shake, and then, before you
knew it, the most hideous, loud and twisted maniacal laughter you ever
heard escaped his throat.

	SIB's eyes narrowed; the laugh infringed so closely on the laugh of her
husband, it wasn't funny.  She lifted the lumber up, and prepared to
whack James with it.

	"Now now, SIB, I wouldn't do that if I were you," he grinned.

	"Give me ONE good reason," snarled SIB.

	James' smile turned positively evil.  "Cape Mike's hard suit."

	SIB's blinked for a few seconds before it dawned on her.  "SIB to
Cape-Mike!  Come in Cape-Mike!!"

	Static was her only response.

	"CAPE-MIKE, COME IN!!"

	James released another one of his maniacal laughs.  "Don't worry, I
made sure that THAT little feature of his hard suit was.. ahem.. 'fixed'
too..."  He grinned all the more.

	SIB's face turned pale, and a shiver ran up and down her spine.  She
shook her head, and whirled around, squinting at him.

	"Don't worry.  He's not in any REAL danger.  Yet..  I mean, the only
..er.. repair that should be kicking in about now is that hypnotic
suggestion chip.  And he'll probably find it pretty quick.  It's not
like I hid it anywhere special.  But the REAL beauty of the system..
ooo!  He'll just LOVE that one.."  He grinned even more broadly.

	SIB leapt at James, but missed him as he rode his spork out of her way
like a hoverboard.

	"Calm down now Ice Blade.  You don't think I'd let Cape-Mike have all
the fun, do you..?"  He grinned evilly, and nodded towards the
viewscreen.

	SIB whirled around, just in time to see a giant vortex forming in front
of them.  Her jaw dropped.  It was being fed by energy from...

	"He had all of those nukes lying around, so I thought.. why not use
them?  Poor fella.. too bad about his campaign.  Now he won't have any
to give away.."  James mimicked a whimper.  "On the upside, though,
he'll have a lot more time to try and find you.  Ever wondered what
chaos looks like..?  Well, I'm guessing you're gonna find out soon
enough..."

	SIB whirled around angrily.  "COMPUTER!  DETAIN JAMES!"

	*bleep*  "Access denied."

	James grinned even more evilly.  "Computer, how complete is program
Tau-Ceti-Delta?"

	"Reaching 20%.  Internal stabilizers engaged."

	"Detain SIB."

	A force field arose around SIB.

	James grinned down at SIB.  "Revenge.. ah.. is it ever sweet.. 
Remember when you stuck me with that horrid Rini song, over and over
again in that dark bottle..?  Hmmm?  Well, this is my revenge.. my
ULTIMATE revenge!"  He paused in reflective thought.  "I wonder if it's
ambitious enough to be called a cunning plan..?"  He shrugged. 
"Anyways, now you know what I've been up to all this time as chief
engineer.  It took a long time, but.. I think it's gonna work out pretty
well, don't you..?"  He let loose another evil laugh.  Then he turned to
leave.

	"Oh no you don't..." came a voice from behind one of the consoles on
the bridge..


TBC..?
..anyone else want to have some fun..?  :)  Just don't save 'em all in
one post is all I ask.  I've been planning this for a long time..  ^^;


James
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