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From: sailoriceblade@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: [OW!] Death Wishes II
Date: 21 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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James wrote:
> Cape-Mike wrote:
> 	SIB whirled around angrily.  "COMPUTER!  DETAIN JAMES!"
>
> 	*bleep*  "Access denied."
>
> 	James grinned even more evilly.  "Computer, how complete is program
> Tau-Ceti-Delta?"
>
> 	"Reaching 20%.  Internal stabilizers engaged."
>
> 	"Detain SIB."
>
> 	A force field arose around SIB.
>
> 	James grinned down at SIB.  "Revenge.. ah.. is it ever sweet..
> Remember when you stuck me with that horrid Rini song, over and over
> again in that dark bottle..?  Hmmm?  Well, this is my revenge.. my
> ULTIMATE revenge!"  He paused in reflective thought.  "I wonder if it's
> ambitious enough to be called a cunning plan..?"  He shrugged.
> "Anyways, now you know what I've been up to all this time as chief
> engineer.  It took a long time, but.. I think it's gonna work out pretty
> well, don't you..?"  He let loose another evil laugh.  Then he turned to
> leave.
>
> 	"Oh no you don't..." came a voice from behind one of the consoles on
> the bridge..

  "Who's there?" James asked, whirling around to face the direction the voice
had come from.

     "Dork. This isn't FSC, you know."

     "Show yourself!"

     "Anything you say," the voice said mockingly. The shadowy figure stood
there for a moment, it's trench coat billowing in much the way CM's cape often
did, before stepping forward. The shadowy figure was in fact an exact copy of
Sailor Ice Blade, except for the fact that she happened to be wearing Sprite's
trench coat.[1]

     "No way! But you're over..."

  The two Ice Blades smirked simultaneously. "What, you forgot there are two
of me right now? Too bad for you."

     "Computer! Detain SIB!" James shouted, causing a forcefield to appear
around the other Ice Blade. "NOW what will you do, Makochanian?"

     "Oh no. Horrors. What ever shall I do. I have been trapped... NOT!"
Suddenly, both blondes were standing outside of their respective force fields.

  "Curses!" James yelled, suddenly sounding just like Snidely Whiplash. "How
did you do that? I thought you said your magic only worked when it was..
funny!"

  The trench coatless SIB grabbed him by the collar. "I also said when I was
being threatened, baka." She tightened her grip on his collar even more,
causing him to turn a rather pretty shade of Mercury Blue.

  SIB (the other one) giggled for a second before snapping her fingers. "Oo!
Idea!" She pointed at James and muttered a few words under her breath.
"There, that should do it," she said, even as James began to shrink.

  "What are you doing, you Makochanian?" James said in a high pictched voice.

     "I just turned you chibi, that's all."

  The SIB in the trenchcoat grinned at her counterpart. "I'd better get back
to where I'm supposed to be. Ja!"

     "You weenie!" Chibi-James squeaked. "I'll get you for this!"

  "Yeah, fat chance, pipsqueak. I don't ever want to see you on this ship
again, got it short stuff? Now get OUT!" And with that, she used her magic
again to teleport the struggling James onto a very, very remote island in the
middle of the Otaku Ocean. "And good riddance. Ensign Nameless, get a bomb
squad down to the cargo bays. We have a situation AGAIN."

     "Yes, ma'am."

     "Now to go catch up with CM"



     "All RIGHT. It's still here!" SIB shouted. "Aug, the weenie changed the
insignia again though!" She paused just long enough to slap a Falcon sticker
over the Wolf logo before jumping in. "That dork always leaves me behind!"


Yeah, I know most of what I did in this post was pretty omnipotent. But after
what James did in his post, I figured he didn't even deserve to have the
rules followed in my response. I wouldn't have minded if this had been
PLANNED, or at least if James had hinted that he was going to do something
like this and asked if it was OK. But this was just plain uncalled for.

And yeah, I bet I'm probably over-reacting. But that's what you get for going
omnipotent on a girl who has the flu and a bad temper. Jeez, and to think
Jame's posts are usually FUNNY...

[1] I've been asked to take care of it while he's Net-less
--
Sailor Ice Blade

going to play Mech Warrior now. I need to blow stuff up.

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