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From: "Kelly Paul Graham" 
Subject: Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider
Date: 21 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon



Dion C. Torraville  wrote in article
...
> 
> 
> On 18 Jan 1999, Kelly Paul Graham wrote:
> 
> >             Bags of hard candy, canied fruits, caramels, and chocolates
> > appeared to
> > overflowing. " I'm especially fond of the dark chocolate," Bug smiled,
> > "when I'm not 
> > chomping down on trail mix !"
> >            "What candy store did YOU rob, Bug ?" SailorchaosX said in
> > shock.
> > 
> >             Bug went back to the kettle of crawfish.
> 
> 
> 	"CRAWFISH?!" NC-Janitor exclaimed as he picked up a plate, "I HATE
> Crawfish!!"
> 
> 	NC-Janitor served himself a few.
> 
> 	"Seafood are for wussies."
> 
> 	"Want more?" Bug pikued.
> 
> 	"Definitely!  Hey Sailorchaosx!  Get your ass over here and have
> some crawfish!  It's not like they'll do anything horrid to you!"
> 
> 	"I don't know... I don't trust that Bug..."
> 
> 	"Oh piffle.  Bug-shmug.  If he..she..it.. does anything, we'll
> bounce a moon or two off it's head." ^_^
> 
> 	The NC one pulled out a pack of cards and started dealing.  "Oh, I
> remember when you beat AW's ass at cards, but now you're up against an
> expert!"
> 
> 	"...."
> 
> 	"Got any twos?"
> 
              NC-Janitor devoured the first crawfish in one chomp...
       and immediately gasped for air !
            " Oh !" Bug grinned his infamous Cheshire-cat grin as his eye
started 
       to glow an eerie golden-yellow," I guess I forgot to mention the
seasonings
       in the crawfish !A couple of handfuls of ceyennes and a handful of
habaneros,
       aka Scotch Bonnets... 'Seafood is for wimps', indeed", he chuckled.
            " You... FIEND !" NC-Janitor gasped as SailorChaosX tried not
to laugh 
       outloud. "You're trying to POISON us !"
            "Poison you ?" Bug asked non-challantly as he merrily shelled
and gobbled
       gobbled a crawfish, or mudbug. " Whatever do you mean ? I detest
physical 
       mayhem! It's so much more fun to play with someone's head !!"

            ' And', NC-Janitor heard in his head, 'as far as matching me at
cards goes-
       be careful what you wish for.' The Janitor then started hearing a
deafening sound 
       in his brain. Someone was shuffling a deck the size of a
freight-train in his head !
       Then, he started seeing playing-cards in his eyes. He fell to his
knees,then 
       imagined he started coughing up cards ! Then... he recovered his
sanity.He got 
       up, just in time to see Bug's grin and eyes fading.

            "But, before we do that," Bug said cheerfully, "let's eat !"


             BTC ?

            I hope so    ^_^

            Bug, aka Kelly Paul Graham.