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From: lordseto@aol.com (Lord Seto)
Subject: [OW!] The Fate of the Switchie Thingie!
Date: 01 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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DG cackled eeevily as Sapphire's intruder system domed the group of intruders. 
Polaris walked up to them.

"Well, it looks like your little invasion has been thwarted, faction brats!"
Polaris taunted.

"Hey, that sounded an awful lot like a Dub insult..." Kane observed.

"Ick!  I meant, Faction bakas!" Polaris corrected herself.

"Ah, much better." Dreadite said.

Sapphire walked up.  "Now, we shall contrive some elaborate and overly easy to
escape from fate for you, which will be executed as soon as we reveal every
single aspect of our Cunning Plan�."

Polaris facefaulted.  "Let me guess, the book of villany?"

"Precisely." DG said.

Polaris hit the deck plating with her staff.  "That's it, I've had it!  This
stupid book of yours makes us act like total idiots, makes everything go wrong,
and INSURES we can't win."

"You didn't need a bwook to do that, Awuntie Powaris!" Grub cut in.

"Shut up, you Chibi dork!" She retorted.  "I'm going to drop all of you on top
of the CTotM!"

As she prepared to press the button that would make the floor give out beneath
the unsuspecting group, Sappy said...

"Wait!"

Polaris stopped.

"You can't do that!" Sappy proclaimed, running over to the panel.

She twitched.  ".....WHAT?"

"If you do that, we'll win." Sapphy said, matter-of-factly.

"Um, DUH." She replied.  "That's the whole point!"

Sapphy quickly grabbed the small brown book of villany and held up the last
page, which had, printed in large letters:

"THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN."

Polaris started to speak, but DG shushed her in Dr. Evil [1] style.  Sapphy
then walked over to the domed group of heroes.

"Well, it's been really fun, but I think it's time this arc ended." Sapphy
said.  "Since you automatically win, we will destroy the Switchie Thingie and
return you to ground level."

Meenie blinked.  "What?"

DG then walked up.  "It was a long and hard battle, but I'm afraid that we
lost.  Now, you may go."

Polaris walked up again.  "HEY!  What are you doing?!  Just because some book
says that we can't win, doesn't mean that we REALLY can't!"

Seedling, CS, and EW began to roll on the floor as their brainwashing was
erased.  DG blinked.

"Hey, that's right!  How come we have to do whatever that stupid book says?"

Sapphy thwapped him on the head with it.  "Because we're VILLAINS, you baka! 
We're SUPPOSED to lose!"

DG blinked again.  "....Oh.  I guess you're right!"

Polaris bopped him on the head as well.  "Are you going to listen to him?  He's
brainwashed!"

DG blinked a third time.  "...Oh.  I guess you're right!"

Sapphy bopped him again.  "She's a newbie!  Don't listen to her!"

Polaris bopped him.  "He's a psycho!  Don't listen to him!"

Sapphy bopped him.  "She's a girl!"

Polaris bopped him.  "He's a guy!"

Sapphy bopped him.  "She uses non-dairy creamer!"

Polaris bopped him.  "He gets that 'Not so fresh' feeling!"

Sapphy bopped him.  "Apples are red!"

Polaris bopped him.  "The world is round!"

DG fell over from being hit in the head so much.  Grub and Meenie both broke
out laughing.

"Ok, fine.  We'll play this one your way!" Polaris griped, snatching the book
of villany.  "But this thing GOES!"

She ripped it up into millions of pieces, causing EW, Seedling, and CS to
scream in pain.

Polaris then turned to the group of factioneers.  "Alright, you're free to go."

She turned around, and threw her staff directly into the switchie thingie.  It
violently convulsed, made several showers of sparks, and then exploded.  Her
staff returned to her hand, as she typed in coordinates on the WTS [2] and sent
the good guys back home.

Sapphy was still standing in the same spot.  "You ripped my book!" He said,
crying.  Polaris walked up and slapped him.

"Oh, shut up." She said.  She was about to go check on DG, but then a noise
interrupted her.

"I'm interrupting you!" A voice said, interrupting her.

"That was monotonous." She said, turning to face a holographic image of CM. 
"And obviously Makochanian in nature!  What do you want?"

"Me?  Personally?  Heck, I dunno, I'm a computer generated image." It replied. 
"I'm here to tell ya that Cape-Mike wants to see ya at the IO-A ASAP."

"IO-A ASAP?" She asked.

"IO-A.  RSVP ASAP." It replied.

"RSVP?  Y?" She asked.

"Beats the heck out of me, I was just trying to see how many acronyms I could
cram into one sentence." It replied.  "Just get there!"

As it vanished, Polaris got into a shuttle, and set course for the Io-A.  Maybe
something interesting would be going on there?


TBC by CM, ASAP, BYOB, FBI, CIA, CCC, RE, TR, FF, and other odd abbreviations.
^_^;;





---Sailor Polaris---
ICQ:14157007 
"Jupiter Coke Evolution!" -Sailor Jessica Rabbit
"No doubt, it would be a long, hard battle.  But, perhaps more
importantly, it gave her something new to think about at work that night...."
-Jet Wolf