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From: lordseto@aol.com (Lord Seto)
Subject: Re: [OW!X] [NC] This means WAR!.....ow.....
Date: 08 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Polaris was having a dandy time, zooming around in her shuttle as it continued
on course towards the IO-A.  Really.  No kidding.  That's the name of her
drink.  "Dandy time."  It's a neat little mix of...OW!

Polaris gave her unknown gender author one more chance before she got mad.

Oh well, back to my narration.  ^_^;;

Anyway, Polaris was scooting along in her nifty shuttle when she did hear:

>NC-Reg stood atop a large ice-cream sundae in the middle of the Great
>Otaku Desert.
>No one knew how the sundae had gotten there, nor did they know why
>NC-Reg was atop it.
>He growled and yelled out at the top of his lungs. "Come out and fight
>me dammit! I'll take on any comers! I wanna kick some ass and dammit, I
>wanna do it NOW!"
>
"Why, my ears do hear a challenge!" Polaris said to herself, shifting the
course of her shuttle to the Great Otaku Desert.

Come to think of it, Polaris had never been to the Great Otaku Desert.  So, she
decided to go sightseeing, cavorting her little shuttle around the vast expanse
of nothing, playing with the lizards, admiring the cacti, then- OOOF!

"Listen, you dork, I'm sick of you!" Polaris said, grabbing her author by the
neck.  "'Cavorting around in her little shuttle?'  That's incredibly
nauseating!"

Uh, sorry.

"Yeah, yeah, save it." She said.  "From now on, I write MYSELF!"

W...What?  But, that means I'm out of a job!

"Yup.  Bye!"  Polaris said, booting her author out of continuity.

"Ah, much better.  Now, it was just about then that I got to Reg's little
spot..."



Polaris:  Ah, much better.  I'll be doing the narrating for myself from now on,
so whenever you see this, it's me!  Baka author...  ::Kicks said person::

Regulus stopped his shouting for a moment to notice the small shuttle that set
itself down nearby, and then to notice the female occupant that came out,
holding a golden staff.

"What, you're gonna fight me?" Reg asked.  "What's your motive?"

"Well," Polaris said, cracking her knuckles.  "Let's see, how did you say it? 
'I wanna kick some ass, and dammit, I wanna do it NOW!'"

Reg laughed.  "Fine then, let's get it on!"


TBC?

---Sailor Polaris---
ICQ:14157007 
"Jupiter Coke Evolution!" -Sailor Jessica Rabbit
"No doubt, it would be a long, hard battle.  But, perhaps more
importantly, it gave her something new to think about at work that night...."
-Jet Wolf