From: Kane Magus 
Subject: Re: [OW!S] Refuge of the Blue Lagoon... and Rescue
Date: 08 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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JLennon910 wrote:

> >
> >"Fine, because I don't have time for chat myself.  Now stand and fight, or
> >are you
> >all talk?" sneered Sailor D'ni.
> >
> >Kane looked at her for a moment, then smiled.  "Very well," he said, drawing
> >his
> >scythe, "prepare yourself...."
>
> "For what? Laughing? I'm always in the mood for a good laugh. Extreme Heat!"
> Sailor D'ni spun her staff over her head and pointed it at Kane. Several bolts
> of extremly hot energy came out of the top and hit Kane Magus in the chest.
> Kane found himself on his back, scrunched up against a wall. "Give up yet?"
> Sailor D'ni asked.
> "Never!" Kane shot back. He began casting a spell, using all kinds of weird
> hand motions. Sailor D'ni, having watched TMSM and knowing WHY baddies fail,
> and goodies sometimes do, did not wait to find out what would happen. She
> pulled out her copy of "Otaku Wars! Writer's Guides" and thumed to Kane Magus.
> "Hates diet drinks, hmm? Well then!" SD pulled a can of Generic Diet Cola from
> nowhere, and poured it down Kane's throat. Kane sputtered and screamed in
> horror. Sailor D'ni moved back.

"Ghhhyaaa... the... pain...." screamed Kane as he writhed around on the ground.
With his last ounce of strength, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a small
vial of a brown liquid.  In his weakened state he almost fumbled it, but he
managed to get it to his mouth.  As the life-giving fluid that is Yoohoo flowed
into him, he felt his power returning.

Picking up his scythe, he turned to face the Hotaruchanian.  "That was not nice,"
he said darkly.  "Prepare to suffer."

"Do I look like I care?  Give me your best shot," said Sailor D'ni.

"You will regret those words," Kane snarled.  Ever since he had regained his
strength, he had felt a darkness rising within him.  He couldn't explain what was
happening to him, other than he felt reborn.

With eyes mysteriously glowing red, he leapt atop the Hotaruchanian base and
prepared another spell.

"Suffer," he said as his spell neared completion.

The sky blackened as the dark magic took effect.  No lime green Jello this time.
No, this was true power at work.

"Now, face oblivion... and like it too!" screamed Kane as the spell took effect.

A spiraling vortex appeared above Sailor D'ni.  The culmination of all of Kane's
power was brought down upon her.

As Sailor D'ni stared upward in shock, several hundred pounds of vanilla ice cream
rained down.  But this was no mere vanilla ice cream.  No, this was nothing but
the richest french vanilla in existence.  Quickly following this was an equal
amount of chocolate fudge, created with pure 100% cocoa bean.  And to top it off,
a cherry the size of a small house materialized above the concoction and landed
with a huge splat.

Kane looked down at his hands in momentary wonder, both at the sheer power that he
had just command and at the fact that this was not at all what he had intended to
happen.

As Sailor D'ni dug her way from beneath the pile of chocolate vanilla chaos, Kane
leapt back to ground level.  Curiously, the dark feeling inside him was leaving as
quickly and mysteriously as it had appeared.

"Hmmmhmmmmmwwwaaahahaaahahaaaaa!!!  Now that you have felt true power, do you wish
to surrender?" said Kane with a melodramatic flourish of his cape.  Then he
stopped and said to himself, "Hey, wow, this is like my first actual battle.
...well, there was that fight with the Artemesian Warrior back at that fighting
tournament but of course that was rigged so it doesn't count.  Hmm, all in all I
think I'm holding my own pretty well here."

Sailor D'ni fixed Kane with a searing glare.  If looks could kill, Kane would have
been incinerated on the spot....

TBC....?  Heheheh....  ^_^

--

Kane Magus (who hopes it snows tons tonight so he doesn't have to go to Physics
lab tomorrow)

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*****

"He who controls the past,
 commands the future.

 He who commands the future,
 conquers the past."

--Kane

"If history is to change, let it change.
 If the world is to be destroyed, so be it.
 If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

--Magus

*****
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