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From: Similarian 
Subject: [OW!] Never play darts with the Darkmoon.
Date: 12 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P OW!	
Stuff happened
Now to the post!
	“You looked pretty banged up,” Sapphire says to Glen, “Medical, to the
bridge
now!”
	“Unnnngggghhh.” Glen moans as he slowly returns to consciousness. Just
as his
eyes begin to open something long and white block out the light.
	“Now don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.” Seedling said as he began to
bandage
up Glen.
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Seedling in a female nurse’s uniform *Shudder*
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	“Just keep these on for, umm... 3 years and you’ll be OK.” Seedling
says smiling
happily as he surveyed his masterpiece. Glen’s head was completely
mummified in 7 layers
of bandages that were super-guled together.
	“Mwwwwmmmmpph” Glen said.
	“What??” Sapphire asked as he turned around, he blinked as he saw
Glen’s head
resembling that of a mummy’s and worst of all, Seedling in a nurse’s
uniform. “Get out of
that!!” Sapphire yelled turning green in the face.
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Seedling changing back to his normal uniform, thank god, switch
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	“So, Glen how are you feeling?” Sapphire asked.
	“Mmmmwwwph.” Glen replied.
	“Glad to hear it. Say how about we play a game of darts, loser treats
the winner to
a round of drinks.” Sapphire said grinning evilly.
	“Mmwmhp?” asked Glen.
	“Well, I figure you’re probably good enough that you don’t need to
see.” Sapphire
replied.
	“Mmwmph.” replied Glen sounding pleased.
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Darkmoon+Dartboard= Bored Moon and Darts that are hard to find in the
dark [1]
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	Sapphire and Glen walked into a large room filled with, well a
dartboard and a
window about thirty feet away from it.
	“Lets play three darts, ready?” Sapphire asked the injured villain.
	“Mmmph.” Glen replied. He took a dart and tossed it, by some miracle
the dart hit
the bull’s eye. Sapphire sweatdropped and walked over taking the dart
out and putting it
in the wall near the edge of the board.
	“Close shot Glen, it almost hit the board.” Sapphire said, as he tossed
his dart. The
dart flew straight and true, into and through the window breaking it.
Sapphire took out a
spare dart and walked over and put it in the bull’s eye.
	“I got a Bull’s eye!” Sapphire said.
	“Mmmwmph?” asked Glen.
	“Oh.... That was just some NO jumping through the window.” Sapphire
replied
looking nervously at Glen. “Your turn.” he said. Glen tossed the dart
and again it hit the
bull’s eye. Sapphire blinked and put the dart in the five point part [2]
of the board.
	“Not bad, you hit the board for five points.” Sapphire said. He tossed
his dart
which flew through the empty window hitting a DarkMoon NO whom though
not
seriously injured stepped back into the airlock and accidentally tripped
the cycle airlock
sequence. As the NO died of explosive decompression Sapphire put his
second dart in the
bull’s eye.
	“Looks like another bull’s eye for me.” Sapphire said.
	“Mmmwwmph.” Glen said.
	“Yes, I am good aren’t I.” Sapphire replied smiling. Glen threw his
last dart at the
board and it hit the bull’s eye again. Sapphire stared in amazement at
Glen and took the
dart and put it in the thirteen point piece. 
	“Thirteen points, not bad.” Sapphire said. He tossed his last dart
which actually hit
the board, on the very edge. Sapphire grumbled and put it in the bull’s
eye.
	“ Another bull’s eye, look like I won Glen.” Sapphire said.
	“Mmwwmph.” Glen said.
	“Sure, lets go get those drinks, on you.” Sapphire said as they walked
off.
	TBC????
Similarian    
1- It was funny when I though of it, at three in the morning.
2- I have no idea what those things are really called.