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From: jlennon910@aol.com.Saturn (JLennon910)
Subject: Re: [OW!] Back to Work!  The Party's Over!
Date: 12 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Me thinketh someone wilt die.... 

neofelisn@aol.com (Neofelisn) pulled out a quill pen and a razor blade, slit
their wrists and used the blood as ink, and did scribe:

>"We already have.  All that remains is to get you back where you belong.  By
>the way, while you were out I took a few... liberties... with your DNA."
>
>Sodalite and Sprite leaned in to peer interestedly at D'ni's hair.
>
>"Yup, those roots are already coming in nice and blue... I hope you like blue
>hair.  We sure do.  But then you knew that, didn't you?  Well, now you'll
>have
>it.  Maybe we'll like you better then."
>
>Sodalite leaned back and spent the next several minutes laughing maniacally
>with Sprite while D'ni seethed.  Still chuckling, they started cutting the
>ropes that bound her to the gun rack, leaving her still mummified in
>restraining rope in the process.  They tossed her unceremoniously off the
>roof
>of the Land Rover.
>
>"This next part is MINE!"  Sprite cackled gleefully.  He started strapping a
>great many rockets to D'ni's feet, setting her upright so as to get as many
>fireworks as her could around her body.  Sodalite watched with her hands in
>the
>pockets of her labcoat, grinning.  Sprite lit a match, waved it briefly in
>D'ni's suddenly wide-eyed face, and lit the fuses joyfully.  Quickly, he and
>Sodalite aimed her in the general direction of the HBC, then leaped back as
>the
>rockets blasted off, taking D'ni with them.
>
>"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...."

Sailor D'ni decided that she should be in intense pain, and her body
whole-heartedly agreed with her. 
"Ouch." She observed intelligently. Finally she wound up slammed into a crater
6 feet deep half a mile from the HB. "Stupid Amichanian scum can't aim." She
smirked to her self. She began to walk back to the base.



"Ah, here we are." SD said as she arrived at the HBC. 
"Miss?" came the voice of a NO courier. 
"Yeah? Make it snappy, I'm in a killing mood."
"I've got a COD package here for one Sailor D'ni." 
"That would be me." Sailor D'ni said, handing the NO a dead fish. Cod, of
course. 
"Uh. miss..."
"Stuff it, NO." SD walked up to the gate and rang the door bell. 
"Yes?" said Mr. Cho as he opened the door. "We don't accept Amichanians here."
He said, as he went to close the door. 
"Ah-hem." SD said. "It's me. Sailor D'ni. And if you don't let me in RIGHT NOW,
I will kill you wether you're named or not!" 
"Right. You're Sailor D'ni. Sailor D'ni doesn't have blue hair."
"I do now, thanks to some Amichanian scum... Although I thnk one of them was
Reichanian... Hmm. Never mind! Here," SD said as she brought out her passcard.
"NOW do you belive me?" Mr. Cho looked sceptical., but let her in anyways. 



"Well, I guess I'd better open this package." SD said. She sat down on her bed
and began to rip the paper off it. Finally after an hour, she gave up. Then she
saw a small label by a tab. "Pull here to open. D'oh!" SD pulled the tab, and
the box fell apart revealing a _very_ pissed Sailor Riven. 
"I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE AMICHANIAN SLIME!!!" She/he/it shrieked. "Calm down,
at least YOU didn't get your DNA messed with or strapped to a rocket." SD
replied. 
"Hey... Since when do you have blue hair?"
"Since said Amichanian slime messed with my DNA. C'mon, you can help me dye it
back."

TBC?

1- muhahahaha!!!


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