From: lbunny@wingsisp.com (Leloni Bunny)
Subject: [OW!]--The cat's out of the bag. Come get him, Minpire!
Date: 13 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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> "Thishish ... th' cheapest car I could find !" Usagi giggled.
> "The bongos an' sitar came with the van !" She said as
> Makoto, Leloni Bunny, and Chibisnapdragon pulled Usagi from the driver's
> seat.
> "Hmmm ... I'm hungry ..." Usagi slurred.
>
> "Hungwy ?" Grub asked. "What Usagi want ?"
> "Well..." Usagi said. "I... want.. some more of.. those
>brownies over.."
> "Bwownies ?" Grub asked "Wat bwownies ?""
> Usagi popped open the glovebox of the van. "These brownies,
> itty-bitty
> Grubworm ! Oooooooooo .. you're soooooooo cute ! They're kinda
> stale, though"
> Usagi-chan tried to hug Grub but overshot the target. She fell on
> the floorboard
> and giggled uncontrollably.
> Grub eyed the brownies suspiciously. He broke a brownie and
> took a sniff.
> Then he grabbed the remaining brownies.
> "Hey !!!" Usagi wailed. Give me back my cookies !!!""
> "No !" Grub stated. "Nonono ! Cookies bad ! Bad cookies !
> Wucky-Ami,
> anawyse bwownies !"
> The Ami-Borg looked at the brownie, smelled it, tasted it
>... and quickly spit
> the bronwie out." Get rid of this before the Otaku DEA finds it !"
> Lucky-Ami tossed
> the brownies to Makoto.
> "What do I do with these brownie ?" Makoto asked.
> "I'll get rid of them !" Usagi sang out.
> "Bury them !" Yelled Grub and Lucky-Ami.
> "Bury them ?" asked Chibiusa. "Why ?"
> "Thew hash in da bwownies !!!" Grub exclaimed.
> "Hash ?" asked Mako-chan. "As in hashi.. ?"
> "Not Cawn-Beef !" Grub said.
> Makoto buried the brownies deep.
> "Think it'll grow a brownie-tree ?" Usagi giggled.
> "Hope not", Chibiusa muttered.
> "Who's gonna drive the van now ?" Leloni asked.
> "I'll drive !" Usagi said.
> The chorus answered "NO !"
> "I guess I'll drive", sighed Mako-chan.
> "Grub ?" Chibiusa said, "You're gonna have to grow up."
> "Do we HAB to ?" cried Grub and Lucky-Ami.
> "Until my mommy come back down to earth.. er, Otaku-World..
> Yes !!!"
> "OK !" chirped Grub and Lucky-Ami with a smile.
> Grub's eyes began to glow their golden hue.
>
> Grub and Lucky-Ami were talking through a shared
> dream-mirror.
> "How do we do this, Grub ?" Lucky-Ami askled. "Do I need my own
> time-bomb ?"
> "Nah", Grub smiled. just put it in-between mirror ! Wememba
> set cwock fowad !"
> "OK !" Lucky-Ami said. "How many hours ahead ?"
> "Make it fu' day !" Grub said.
> "OK."
> The shared mind of Grub and Lucky-Ami went white.
>
> Bug yawned himself away. "Wake up, Lucky-Ami ! We have work
> to do.
> I need some coffee. And a pair of sunglasses if I have to see this
> psychodelic- nightmare van from the outide again."
> "Espresso ?" Lucky-Ami chirped.
Snappy's and Leloni's eyes bulged out. Makoto, on the other
hand, didn't seem too surprised by the whole thing.
"What....you were just a... I mean, um.... How'd you two DO
that?" asked the stunned rabbit.
Bug glanced at Leloni and chuckled, "You never saw anyone grow
up before?"
"Not THAT fast!"
With an even bigger grin, Lucky-Ami added, "He can show you if
you'd like." Indeed the lavender rabbit was not much more then a
teenager. She shook her head furiously as she held up her paws in
defense, "No way! I like being this age. I'll take my growth spurts
a little at a time, thanks much."
"Suit yourself," said Bug.
"So, where are we going now?" asked a happy ChibiSnapdragon as
she clung to her senshi-mama's arm.
The Ami-borg took hold of Bug's arm. Gazing lovingly at each
other Lucky-Ami answered, "To find Ami-chan of course! I'm not
getting married until she says she'll give me away."
"And *I'M" drivin'!" Usagi's slightly intoxicated voice rang
out from the van, "Where's the keys?"
Everyone sweatdropped heavily. Chibiusa rushed over to try
and calm her mother down.
"If her driving is half as bad as her sense of color," Leloni
wrinkled her nose as she nodded in the van's direction, "I'm walking."
The rabbit had a few more words she wanted to say about Usagi. Yet,
she realized she'd be badly outnumbered so kept her mouth shut and
would grin and bear being around the odango headed twit.
Makoto-chan held up the keys, "Don't worry. *I'm* driving."
"I'm riding shotgun!" Snappy chirped. No way was she going to
let Mako out of her life now that she'd finally found her.
Leloni grabbed the chibi's arm, "Can I talk to you a sec?"
Before the child had a chance to respond, she was dragged a few feet
away from the group. "Ow! Leloni, that hurts!"
"Sorry," said the bunny, letting go, "Snappy, we're here to
make AW miserable! We can't go with these people."
"But, Mako-sama is going with them. Where Mako-sama goes, I
go too." Snappy folded her arms across her chest. The expression on
her face made it clear she meant it too.
"Alright," sighed the rabbit. She turned away for a moment.
She wasn't sure what to do now. She had a definite plan in mind.
Yet, she felt responsible for Snappy even though they'd found Makoto.
Finally she faced the Chibi Sailor again, "Snappy, how good is your
teleport powers?"
Snappy shrugged, "Pretty good."
"Well, you've done it with two people. Can you teleport an
entire van full?"
"Heck no!" replied Snappy, "Geez, do you know how much energy
that would take? I'm not powerful enough to teleport something that
big!"
"Shoot!" Leloni pouted.
"Bang," quipped her younger counterpart. The rabbit merely
facefaulted at her.
"Ok, this is not a problem," said Leloni, "We'll just...."
She whispered her plan to Snappy who nodded in understanding.
"Hey! You two coming with us or what?" Chibiusa called to
the two Makochanians.
"We're coming!" the girls called back.
They rushed back to the van. Mako was in the driver's seat
and Snappy jumped in the seat next to her. As everyone else piled
into the van, Leloni suddenly exclaimed, "Oh darn! I forgot
something. Be right back!"
She quickly dashed off before the others could say anything.
(Artemis (the cat) suddenly finds himself in a brown sac scene
switch.)
"How long do we have to wait for that weird rabbit?" Chibiusa
whined. Usagi was dozing slightly so her daughter was relaxing for
the moment.
Bug and Lucky-Ami agreed. "Snappy, Mako-chan, we know you
guys want to wait for your fellow faction member. But, we really
wanna find the Goddess Ami so we can get married," Bug said.
"Oh no! Just a few minutes more, please?! We've only been
waiting ten minutes. I know Leloni will be back soon," Snappy
pleaded.
As Lucky-Ami was about to reply, the van door swung open and
Leloni leaped through it. She was carrying something brown and
wiggling in her arms. "GUN IT!" she shouted.
"Leloni, what-" Mako-chan started to say. Snappy cut her off,
"No, Mako-sama! She means it! We gotta go, NOW!"
Makoto glanced at Snappy for a moment. Shrugging, she started
the engine and steered the van away from what was left of the CtoM.
Lucky-Ami poked the wiggly bag in Leloni's arms, "What's
that?" She jumped back quickly as her poking received a catlike yowl
in response.
Without a word, the rabbit untied the rope at one end of the
bag. Everyone screeched as a white blur leaped from the bag. It
perched on the back of Snappy's seat.
"ARTEMIS!!" cried Chibiusa. Artemis gave her a quick nod as
he panted furiously.
"What the heck do you think you're DOING?" he growled at
Leloni, "I do *NOT* appreciate being in a bag you know!"
"Well, the cat's out of the bag now," quipped the rabbit.
Artemis growled while everyone else sweatdropped. "I'm sorry I had to
kidnap you. But, I owe AW some BIGTIME misery. And, you're the key
to it." She explained.
"Oh no you don't! I'm nobody's hostage!" the cat snapped. He
soon found himself with a small headache brought on by a quick bang on
the head. He slipped off the seat back and into Leloni's arms. She
held onto him gently, yet firmly so he couldn't escape again.
Everyone glanced back up to see Snappy clutching her Mako
doll. "Sorry I had to hit you like that. But, AW does have to pay
for what he did to Mako-sama."
Artemis's dazed state didn't last long. He was soon
struggling again, "Let GO of me you little rodent!" he hollered, "I am
NOT staying here!"
Bug pulled an M-1 from his cloak. "Artemis? You're coming with
us either as a hostage, or as an accessory. It's your choice." He
pointed the World-War-2 surplus against Artemis's nose. "Now, I don't
think Luna would want a white throw rug in your place. But, the choice
is yours!"
Leloni's eyes grew wide and her heart skipped a beat or
two at the sight of Artemis in Bug's sight.
Bug gave a small wink and grin to reassure his erstwhile ally, but it
did not seem to register with Leloni.
Artemis thought for all of two minutes. "Can I get back
in the bag?"
TBC?
Btw, before you sickos start rubbing you hands together and think that
this will be a thread full of cat torture, FORGET IT! I happen to be
a cat lover. So, Artemis will not be harmed. Unless he makes Bug
mad.
Special thanks to Bug for that ending too.
Leloni Bunny
Defender of the great Kino Makoto-sama, a true role model for girls
everywhere!
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