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From: jlennon910@aol.com.Saturn (JLennon910)
Subject: Re: [OW!] I still think it should have been red
Date: 13 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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This is a rather light post, which has little to no bearing on the storyline,
though it takes place in continuity. 

>"'Update from CC. Keep watch for dopey looking Reichanian in a trench coat.
>Believed to be working with the Amichanians. Picture attached.' Yeah, like a
>Reichanian would even talk to one of those Amichanian slime." He flipped
>over the first page, and saw a picture of Sprite, and then his eyes widened
>as he looked back up. Unfortunately for him, he didn't get a chance to call
>out the guard.
>
>*THWACK*
>
>Mr.. Cho fell down and Sodalite stood behind him, wielding a baseball bat.
>"Snootchie Bootchies! Let's go."
>
>Sprite pulled out a box of orange dye as he stepped through the door. "What
>do you say? Orange this time?"
>
>"And just what's wrong with blue?"
>
>Arguing could be heard as the huge door slammed shut.
>
"OW!...." Mr. Cho said as he came to his senses. 

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

"Aa!!! What HAPPENED?!" Screamed a very shocked Hotaru. 
"I had a run in with some Amichanian slime."
"Maybe you need to find some new enemies, Shorah-mama." Replied the ever-kawaii
purple eyed Senshi sitting next to D'ni.
"Perhaps. Regardless, I still hate Amichanian slime. Hey Hotaru, wanna help me
dye my hair back until we can get my DNA back the way it belongs?" 
"Sure! Maybe I can give you a make-over while we're at it!" 



"Geeah!" Sailor Riven said, as a mental image of Sailor D'ni sprang to mind. "I
hate blue hair. Oh well, gotta get back to fixing this." SR turned back to the
computer console. 
"Hello! We're from the All American Swiss Cheese Slicer company!" Came a pair
of voices. 
"And you'd like to sell me a ridicuously priced Swiss Cheese Slicer. No
thanks."
"But ma'am/sir/whatever, this isn't any ORDINARY Swiss Cheese Slicer. This is
an All American Swiss Cheese Slicer Company Swiss Cheese Slicer!"
"Swiss Cheese isn't american, and we don't eat it anyways. Get off my
property."
"But..."
"NOW!" Suddenly a lightbulb snapped on over SR's head. "Hey-what did you say
your names were again?"
"Uh, well, uh..."
"NO. Just what I thought. Water Wall Surround!" The NO salespeople were
completely wiped out by SR's water wall. They left in a hurry, but got lost and
wandered into a snake pit.
"Peace and Quiet at last." SR sighed happily.



"Ready Shorah-mama?" Asked Hotaru.
"I guess so... Are you sure that's brown? It looks red to me."
"I'm sure. Mr. Cho had a headache, so I played beauty parlor with him to make
him fell better." SD sweat dropped.
"...."
"Don't worry, I'm better at this now than I was when I did Mr. Cho. It took me
a couple of tries to get it right." Sailor D'ni looked up and saw Mr. Cho
sitting in a corner of the HBC's bathroom with hair that was five different
colors, and make-up that didn't match all over his face. 
"Gleep." She said.
"OK!" Hotaru said brightly. "Here we go!" Sailor D'ni closed her eyes and
prayed for it to be over.

Later:

"OK, I'm done." HHotaru said. "Go look in the mirror. SD did as she was told.
Her mouth dropped open in shock. 
"Whoa! Good job, Hotaruchan!" Somehow Hotaru had managed to get the exact shade
of brown SD's hair had been. She'd also put pretty purple make up on SD, and
dressed her in a pretty purple dress. "I love it!" Hotaru beamed. 



Sailor Riven was in the Executive Bedroom lying in SD's bed. 
"Get out of my bed." SD said as she came in.
"No." SR said as she/he/it turned over snd stuffed her/his/its head under the
pillow. "I wish our author would quit that." SR said. 
"Alright, you can sleep in my bed, we ARE married after all, but you can't stay
like that." She said, gesturing to SR's current female status.
"Alright." SR said, transforming back to his normal self.
"Much better." 
"Hey, you look great! Who helped you?"
"Hotaruchan. She's really good. I told her she could open a beauty parlor here
in the HBC if she wants."
"That would be nice, she needs to get out more."
"So what else is new?" Shorah said as she lay down in bed.
"Not much." 
"Hmm." Shorah rolled over and kiised her husband. 



Shorah and Gehn drifted off to sleep, completly unaware of the danger they were
in. 

TBC?

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