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From: lordseto@aol.com (Lord Seto)
Subject: [OW!S] "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
Date: 13 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Previously on OW!...

- Sapphire and a handicapped DG play Darts.  You cheater.  ^_^

- Said dart game sends Sailor Jonna and Black Rose on a quest to maim Sapphy
and DG

- A new movement forms in the oceans below Otaku World!...

- Oh, and lest we forget, everyone is converging on the HBC.  ^_^

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Deep below the oceans of Otaku World!, there are things known as fish.

No, really.  No joke.

Anyway, at this particular moment, there were a school of fish, that were
happliy cavorting around, playing around like fish do.  And they were happy
fish, who enjoyed each other's company.

Which is prolly why Sailor Polaris rammed into them with a SSBN Typhoon-Class
Submarine.  ^_^



The NO sonar person turned around in his seat.  "Target has been rammed, miss!"

Sailor Polaris turned around and put on a captain's hat.  "Eeeexcellent!  Now
that the Red Otaku is completed with her shakedown, it's time to go do what it
was built for..."

"And what's that, miss?" Another NO worker asked.

"Assasinate Nightman, of course!" She yelled, bapping the NO with her staff. 
"Now, let's get this plan into action.  Ready Dog Biscuit tubes one through
six, and compute trajectory right for Nightman's head!  Oh, and target numbers
seven through twelve at you-know-where."

She let out an Emerald-esque laugh.  Yesss...this would work.

Probably.



One moment the great Otaku Ocean was quiet...

The next, twelve giant dog biscuits broke the surface, split into two groups,
and sped away.  One toward the President of Otaku World!...

The other six toward the Hotaruchanian Base Camp.  ^_^

TBC?

Hey, anyone that wants to join the MTAN, Movement to Assasinate Nightman,
E-Mail me.  Not like we're gonna succeed or anything, but it'll be a whole lot
of fun!  ^_^

---Sailor Polaris---
ICQ:14157007 
"Jupiter Coke Evolution!" -Sailor Jessica Rabbit
"No doubt, it would be a long, hard battle.  But, perhaps more
importantly, it gave her something new to think about at work that night...."
-Jet Wolf