From: "Dion C. Torraville" 
Subject: [OW!] The Next Nefarious Plan Begins!
Date: 14 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Previously on OW!
	Sailor Polaris joins a nude beach in the bermuda triangle.
	Honest!  Would I lie?  *looks away innocently*

	Fine, read the OWSG then Badsters! ^_-

Harold Wrote:
> "Incoming message from some rabbit!"  Everyone turned around and faced the
> videowall.  The picture of leloni bunny appeared.  Td stepped toward the
> screen.
>
> "Who are you and what do you want?" He asked.  Leloni bunny had a small 
> smile.
>
> "Good morning minakochanians.  I have a score to settle with you.  Actually
> just with artemisian warrior.  For insulting makoto-sama, I took away
> something dear to you."  She giggled a bit and held up a bag.  She reached
> in and pulled out artemis.  Minako ran forward, a look of anger on her 
> face.
>
> "You grabbed my pussy, you freak!"  Everyone on the bridge fell to the
> ground.  Outside, the space station developed a sweatdrop.  Leloni bunny
> blanched at the remark. After a breif pause, she regained her composure.
>
> "Anyway, artemisian warrior will pay for his sins.  If you want this cat
> back, you will find me and fight me.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"  The
> screen faded to black.  Harold looked down to the ground.

	
	

> "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"  A scream came from the kitchen.  Everyone ran to the
> kitchen and saw  brutus standing against the refrigerator.  He slowly
> raised a hand.  Wiseass, aw stared at shock.  Five guys sat at the kitchen
> table.  Their appearence were obscured by the lighting.  The only thing
> distinguishable was a bowl of chesse puffs in the center.  Aw turned toward
> td.
>
> "Are you mad?  You should be feeding them tortilla chips!! Cheese puffs are
> nasty!!"

	"Well...."

> "Yes aw, we are mad.  It's because they are a part of nefarious plan 2."
> Everyone turned to the source of the mystery voice.  A spotlight turned on
> and revealed it to be of tenchi.  Behind him were yvette ,gd minako and su
> dressed in lab outfits.

	"Have you brought the Incredibly Interesting Objects on board yet 
Tenchi-san?" Tuxedo Dionysus asked the good doctor.

	"Um, no not yet.  I thought it best to bring these guys on board 
first and get them settled away.  I'll return to StormLance now and get 
it ready for docking."  With that, he disappeared through an Etheral portal.


> "You're mad tenchi.  Mad."  Was all he (AW) could stammer out. A dark air
> settled in over the kitchen.  The mysterious five kept eating cheese puffs
> to aw's dismay.  Then from the gym, a loud slash was heard.  Then a
> crunching of bones.  Then the sound of fibers tearing resonated throughout
> the station.  Everybody except the mysterious five ran back to the gym.
> After 15 minutes, the door burst open.  They stood there and saw minako in
> her sailor fuku, standing over harold.  Her skirt had small gashes in it.
> Her bodice had small cuts on it.  She had spots of blood all over her.
> Harold lay on the mat.  His shirt completly torn.  His shorts were almost
> non existant.  Blood covered his body from his nose, to hsi legs.  His
> chest was now red from the precious liquid.  Tears streamed down his face
> as he gasped for air and struggled with pain.
>
> "Ahh, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  He convulsed and whithed on the
> mat.  Yvette and gd-minako turned away.  Minako looked up at the group with
> tears in her eyes.
> 
> "Please get him to sick bay.  Please." She then ran out of the gym as fast
> as she could.  Td went off to call the nurse minako holograms.
>
> "What the hell did she teach you?"  Thought td.  "What the hell did she
> teach you?"

	"Whatever it was... it... must be the most powerful, most dangerous 
technique this world had ever known..."


	ZZZZZIIIIII @====>>================= NNNNNNGGGG!!
		Now for the continuation...


	On the Artemis-P Space Station, the ends of your lives were being
plotted nefariously.  Ok, that's not entirely true.  Actually it was
lunch time and everyone was busy eating kraft dinner.  BUT LATER!  hahaha,
the ends of your lives will be plotted nefariously.  Harold had recovered 
from his training, having recieved a major blood transfusion, but would 
refuse to speak of what he endured.  When asked he merely said 'I'm 
sorry, I can't show you, and you don't want to know.'

	Skuld was picking at her food. "Why do we have to eat this stuff?
I thought we were a big, powerful, highly feared faction of incredible
influence on Otaku World!"

	"Don't believe everything you read, Skuld-san." Tuxedo Dionysus
replied as he chowed down on his third bowl.

	"But YOU wrote it!" Skuld shouted as she picked up a Minakochanian
flier.

	TD sweatdropped. "Ehehehe.  Must have been from earlier this year
when we WERE powerful and stuff.  Right now we're just waiting for the
minpire to get back here so we can launch the Nefarious Plan Tenchi and
myself have been planning for the last month."

	"It was printed this afternoon."

	"Misquote?"

	Skuld rolled her eyes and went back to picking at her 'dinner'.
"This stuff isn't fit for dogs."

	"Sure it is, isn't that right Harold?" TD asked.

	Harold was whining as he held a cross to his bowl on the floor.
He chanted "Alpo, purina, Iams, Puppy chow, KIBBLE N BITS!!!!!"

	

	"OK FINE! Eat your ice cream then!" 

	"Um, Dionysus... who are the shadowy men at the next table?" Star
Flower asked.

	"Oh just some shadowy people that'll be revealed later on in the
post or something."

	"But... given how bright it is in here, they shouldn't be
shadowy..."

	TD nodded sagely in a pseudo-chan moment.  "You're right, they
shouldn't."

	"But..."

	"No buts!"

	* Star Flower boggled at the concept some more. *

	#Message for you sir.# the intercom system buzzed. #The StormLance
is requesting permission to dock.#

	"Permission granted.  Tell Tenchi to bring the cargo to Central
Core, and to wait for me there." TD replied.

	#Understood#

	TD grabbed one last bowl of yummy yummy cheap Kraft Dinner and set
off for the Central Core. "Skuld, when you're done, prepare my
Minakochanian Guardian for launch.  We'll be needing it before this post
is finished.  Harold, start up the Gemini Satelite System and bring the
weapons and shields online."

	*swish* went the door behind him.

	"You know what this means right?" Harold beamed, hardly able to
contain himself.

	"NEFARIOUS PLAN!" Skuld shouted.

	"Nefarious plan?" Star Flower asked as she got her ice cream.

	"The thing that crashed the Artemis-P into the Generic Anime Ocean
almost a year ago." Harold replied.

	"Ah... and we want to do this sort of thing again?"

	"I'd give my first-born son..." Harold replied solemnly.


	< Minakodog clutching firmly to his fire hydrant - SS >


	*swish* went the door to Central Core.  TD stepped inside to see
that Tenchi, Yvette, GD-Minako, and the Artemesian Warrior gathered around
a table.  As he approached, he noticed they were looking at some
Incredibly Interesting Objects.

	"DIONYSUS!" Artemesian Warrior shouted as he ran to greet the
Minakochanian.

	"Long time no see AW," TD grinned, "but at least you made it back
in time for the Next Nefarious Plan."

	"But what IS the plan?! All I see are these Incredibly Interesting
Objects on the table and hear Tenchi chuckling at me as if it's all really
simple to understand!"

	"That's DOCTOR Tenchi!" Tenchi corrected him.

	AW rolled his eyes. "DOCTOR Tenchi, whatever.  I still don't know
where you got a PHD over the last few months...."

	Tenchi just sorta coughed nervously and hid the cerial box on the
table.  Totally unrelated to AW's question.  Really.  Honest.  

	"Anyway, explain to AW what the Incredibly Interesting Objects on
the table are Tenchi."

	Tenchi turned around to start explaining the Incredibly
Interesting Objects as GD-Minako, Yvette, and Sailor Universe  proudly 
showed them off like the girls on The Price Is Right. SU shot the 
author a 'I'll kill you for writing me like this' look. "These golden oval 
shaped Interesting Objects are what we've dubbed, Aino Eggs.  The latest 
in Minakochanian Weaponry."

	"They don't look too dangerous to me..." AW pikued.

	"Of course not, you're Minpire like us." TD replied, "However,
these little things have the power to capture Heathen Heart Crystals."

	"Ah hah!  Nefarious!" AW exclaimed even tho he barely grasped the
idea of what was going on.

	"You don't understand do you."

	"Yes I do."

	TD and Tenchi looked at him.

	"No I don't."

	TD grinned. "Don't worry, you'll understand after we attack.  In
the meantime, I want an egg loaded into my Minakochanian Guardian."

	Banpei moved from where it was standing to pick up an egg
carefully.  It secured a grasp on it and took off for Cargo Bay 1.

	"Now that *that* is taken care of, you guys can go get some of
the ice cream we're having for des-ACK!"

	TD was trampled beneath his allies as they rushed for the ice cream.

	
	<  - SS >


	On the Dark Crystal...

	"We're TRYING to get it off Dark Glen, but if we're not careful
we'll end up taking your head off with it." Prince Sapphire put
bluntly.  "Lazers are a very very finicky devices."

	"MMPH!" DG shouted from beneath the bandages.  This would
roughly translate into 'WHAT?!  You're using a LAZER to get me out of
this bloody thing?!  What the heck are you trying to do? Kill me?!'

	"Of course not, but using a chain saw would have been barbaric."

	"MMPH!" DG shouted again as he started struggling against the
straps.  This would have translated something like 'You ARE trying to
kill me!!  Just wait until I get out of this chair!!'

	"Don't be silly!" Sapphire replied.

	"Sapphire." Esmerodian Warrior replied, "Shouldn't the
Minakochanian SpaceStation have left the area by now?"

	The darkmoonians looked at the view screen, looked at the
grinning disembodied cat head floating in space. "Now that you mention
it, it is kind of odd how they stayed around after the Switchy Thing
was stolen..."

	"Think they're up to something?" Chaos Sapphire muttered
quietly.

	"MMPH MMPH MPH UMPH! MMPH blah blah MMPH!" DG declared from
beneath the bandages.  This would have translated to 'yep'.

	"What makes you think that?" Seedling blinked.

	"MMPH!" DG shouted which naturally translates into 'Those two
energy satelites being put up in orbit around it.'

	Prince Sapphire cautiously passed his hand in front of DG's
wrapped head.  Looking back at his fellow darkmoonians he just shrugged
in puzzlement.

	
	< I feel like I'm forgetting something - SS >

	
	Brutus and Harold sat at the controls of the Artemis-P's
Bridge. "Weapon systems online?" Brutus asked.

	"Yup!" Harold barked, "Fully functional and ready for action!"

	"Exxxcellent." Brutus grinned evilly.  He would enjoy this.

	Harold moved his chair a little ways away.  Just a little.  Not
like he was worried or anything.  A shadowy figure moved behind them
from the dining room to the hall.  Rather odd how the shadowy effect
stayed in the nice and bright room.


	< I know, I know, get on with it. ^_^;; - SS >

	
	"Ok.  Korb.  Yvette.  You guys are going to oversee this attack
with our first Special General." TD said as he got into his
Minakochanian Guardian.  "When I give the order, transport over and
start kicking ass.  Others might join you, but you're the main ones in
charge.  I'd transport the Aino Egg with you guys but it can't be
teleported according to Tenchi so I'll have to send it in manually."

	The two nodded agreement, Korb taking a little bit of time to
polish up his choice little weapon for the operation... A big ass
Rocket Launcher.

	"Is that really necessary?" Yvette asked.

	"No... no it isn't." Korb replied as he adjusted the axe on his
back and readied a grenade in his offhand.  "Ready when you are.
hehehe."

	TD sweatdropped as he got into the Minakochanian Guardian. "Ok
guys, ATTACK!"



	< http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/guard3.jpg - SS >


	Suddenly, there was a jolt causing the Darkmoonians to lose
their footing.  "What was that!" Sapphire shouted as he got to his
feet.

	"The Minakochanians have locked on to us with some funky yellow
tractor beam!"  Seedling reported. 

	"How are the shields?"

	"Holding at 85%"

	*BLAM* 

	"I mean 78%"

	*BLAM*

	"Er... 65%"

	*BLAM*

	"RETURN FIRE!!"


	Outside was a rather interesting view.  A disembodied cat head
was grappling an overgrown crystal.  Twin satelites were blasting the
crystal while dog biscuits ejected from the crystal slammed against the
side of the space station.  


	"Concentrate all our power into a blast right above their
bridge!" Harold shouted on the Arty-P bridge.

	
	Indeed. That's exactly what happens.  The Darkmoonian's baka
shield, not fully repaired from the earlier attack buckled under the
pressure and gave way.  A nice big hole was left in the ceiling too.


	"DAMN THAT JANITOR!!" Sapphire coughed as he picked himself up.

	"Hmss.. Why aren't we being sucked out into space?" Seedling
asked to no one.

	"Continuity Glitch." the others replied.

	"Yep yep yep." NC-Janitor replied as he stuck his head in
through the hole. "I'm baaaaack!" :)

	"If he's here, then Seedling is going to start acting...!"

	"Don't worry guys, nothing'll happen to me." Seedling reassured
them in his string bikini.

	For once, DG was glad he couldn't see.


	#NOW KORB!# TD shouted over the intercom just after leaving the
Cargo Bay in the Guardian, heading towards the Dark Crystal.


	"Ha ha!" Korb laughed at the Darkmoonians after he and Yvette
materialized on the bridge.  "Time to pay the price for ... oh wait,
you already payed the price.  Well, we're charging extra for the hell
of it!"

	It was right about that time that the Aino Egg dropped from
above, through the hole, to land on the computer console.  It shone
brightly for a second then flashed brilliantly.  

	"What the?" The darkmoonians shouted in surprise.  When it
cleared, the egg and the console had disappeared.  In it's place stood
a mechanical horror!

	In a sailor fuku!

	In a veil of shadows, the shadowy figure from the Arty-P 
materialized and the shadows fell from him.  It was an old geizer in a 
toga. "Plato is here.  Let's get the heart crystal so the true form of 
ditziness may be realized in this world."

	"Mwahaha!  Now we're ready to party!"  Korb replied, as if he
was prepared for this turn of events.  "Get the Crystal!"

	In a blink of an eye, the Mechanical Fuku Monstrosity whipped
out a cannon and shot Dark Glen.  Quicky, it extracted a black
crystalized heart.  DG fell over with a "MMPH!"

	Sapphire gasped a few times in anger, his mouth openning and
closing several times before he was able to utter the command his
minions were waiting to hear. "HURT THEM A LOT!!!!"



TBC?


--
Tuxedo "My Author Made Me Do It!" Dionysus
http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/minako.htm
And thus we started kicking much ass.
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