From: Kane Magus 
Subject: [OW!S] There's trouble abrewin' Bwahahahahaha!!!
Date: 14 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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As Kane cavorted around the HBC, looking for a window low enough for him to through
his brick through, he suddenly felt something.  He couldn't quite place it, but it
felt really really bad.  Enough so that he even dropped his brick momentarily.
Shaking it off, he picked the brick back up and continued on his way, oblivious to
what was about to occur.

<"It was a dark a stormy night... somewhere a maid screamed... a pirate ship
appeared on the horizon." scene switch>

At the Temple of T-Chan, location unknown to but a few, things were happening.  The
monks were scurrying around trying to keep the place from falling apart as the
crystal containing SD-KM and T-Chan bounced wildly around the room.  Finally, one
of the monks leapt into the air, performing a stunning 1080 degree roundhouse kick
to the crystal.  Other than breaking his foot, he accomplished little other than
veering the crystal in a new direction.  This new direction was just enough to
catapult the crystal out a nearby window however, where it subsequently tumbled
down the mountain upon which T-Chan's temple was sitting.

A few minutes later, at the base of the mountain, the crystal could be seen lying
cracked and forgotten.  Off to the side, an inch tall figure was talking animatedly
to an another figure wearing a business suit.

"But I had to get out of that stuffy thing," said SD-KM to T-Chan.  "I was going
insane from being cooped up in that thing!"

"You're already insane, SD-KM," T-Chan pointed out.

"That's beside the point," replied the super deformed otaku, "but now that we're
free of that thing, what are we going to do, huh?"

"Don't ask me," shrugged T-Chan.  "By the way, how'd you break it anyway?  It was
only supposed to have been able to be opened by a certain key."

SD-KM shrugged himself and said, "I'm omnipotent, so sue me.  Anyway, stay here for
a bit, I'm going to go fly around and see what's up."

With that SD-KM began to scout out the surrounding area, which for him was all of
OtakuWorld, looking for something to stick his nose into.  After a few short
seconds, he came back with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Come on, T-Chan," he said, "I found something."

Lord Seto wrote:

> "Great!" She said, handing him a Submarine Cap.  "You can be the Sonar Officer
> of the Red Otaku, now that my other one broke his neck on the friggin' table."
>
> Shamus put on the hat.  "Ok, but what exactly do you DO with this thing?"
>
> "Why, we are the MAN." Polaris said.
>
> Shamus sweatdropped.
>
> "That is, the (M)ovement to (A)ssasinate (N)ightman.  Get it, 'Man'?" She said.
>
> "Oh, alright!" Shamus said.  "Cool, I got nothing better to do."
>
> He sat down in the chair, and began to spout out random numbers that sounded
> cool but meant nothing, such as 42, 10 and 18, and 23.
>
> Polaris turned around again.  "Dive officer, make your depth 062 feet, and
> raise the periscope!  We're going to find a couple of members..."

She turned around yet again and was shocked to notice that SD-KM and T-Chan had
suddenly blinked into existence in front of her.

"Wha... what... what are you two doing here?  I thought you were gone for good in
that crystal thing." said Polaris as she stared at the two newcomers in confusion.

T-Chan pointed at SD-KM and said, "Your guess is as good as mine."

"Oh, no reason really.  I just have a hunch that things are going to get pretty
interesting pretty quickly hereabouts," said SD-KM.

Sailor Polaris stared at SD-KM for a moment, then an idea struck her.

She turned to T-Chan and said, "Hey, you wanna join the MAN?"

"Huh?" said the mercenary otaku.

TBC....?

--

Kane Magus (just stirring up some trouble, why do you ask? ^_^;;)

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*****

"He who controls the past,
 commands the future.

 He who commands the future,
 conquers the past."

--Kane

"If history is to change, let it change.
 If the world is to be destroyed, so be it.
 If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

--Magus

*****
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