Evil Intent
chapter 2
by El Carera
Yuu Yuu Hakusho, X - Files
Title: Evil Intents (1/?)
Author: El Careca
E-mail Address: elcareca@goecities.com
Rating: PG
Category: C
Spoilers: None
Kewwords: X-Files / Yu Yu Hakusho / Ranma 1/2 crossover
Summary: Mulder and Scully discover that everything that they hadseen is nothing compared to this! Evil IntentsA Yu Yu Hakusho / X-Files / Ranma 1/2 CrossoverBy El CarecaPart 2 of ?
Warning: I don't know how long this crossover will be. "Evil Intents" isjust the working title. All the characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi, Rumiko Takahashior Chris Carter, except by Nicholas Urameshi. It's an improved version (???) of that boythat lives with Rey and her grandfather in Sailor Moon. I don't know his original name. Inthe Brazilian dubbing, his name is Nicholas. The original "Nicholas" belongs toNaoko Takeuti. I don't know yet if any other Sailor Moon character will apear. Somecharacter names may be incorrect. If there are any incorrect word, mail me.
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11/15/97 - 15:00 Rey's Grandfather's Training Dojo
Mulder, Scully and Urameshi are having lunch.
-- Now PLEASE explain. -- Mulder says to Nicholas.
-- Why did I call you here or about my powers?
-- Both. --
Well, some people in Japan has awesome powers. I am one of thispeople, but my power is limited compared with the others. My cousin, for example. Yusuke Urameshi. He controls an energy called Lei, or Rei, and release it in the formof a powerful blast.
Like in Street Fighter? Please... -- Scully mocked.
-- Don't mock, Agent Scully. There's more. There are the youkai. -
- Isn't youkai an Japanese word for demon? -
- Exactly. There are youkai reincarnated in the human world, or doomedto live here because of crimes committed in the Makai. -
- Makai? -
- Dark World. Home of the demons. -
- I think I have heard enough. -- Scully said.
-- Why? Don't you believe? -- Nicholas asked.
-- With all the things I have seen with Mulder, I don't know what tobelieve anymore. But all ths stuff makes my stomach seriously queasy...
-- That's the common reaction. And now, why I called you here. Somefriends of mine have disappeared, ahnd most of them are superhumans. I need you to help me find them. Please.
-- But you couldn't take care of this alone, since you're superhumantoo?
-- It's not that simple. As I said, I'm not so powerful. And I believethat the enterprise called Biotek Laboratories kidnaped them to make... experiments.
Mulder and Scully looked at each other.
-- We will confirm your story. We'll come back here tomorrow and seewhat we can do, OK? -- Mulder said
-- OK. Thank you, agents.
16:00 Tendou Anything Goes Martial Arts Training Hall
The doorbell rang.
-- I'll open it! -- Ranma-chan shouted. Ranma-chan opened the door, revealing the two agents.
-- Nice to see you again, Mister, I mean, Miss Ranma Saotome.
-- YOU! AGAIN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
(El Careca's note: Didn't understand? Read "Mulder 1/2", by Lisa Cox andJanean Scheifley)
16:45
Ranma is back to his normal (?) form.
-- Wow, what a weird story. -- he said.
-- And I tend to believe on this one. -- Mulder said.
-- You tend to believe on everything, Mulder. -- Scully said.
-- You are impossible today, don't you know? --
Who is there, Ranma? -- Akane shouted from the kitchen.
-- Agents Scully and Mulder, Akane!
-- What happened this time? Did anybody fall in a cursed spring again?-- Akane asked, popping her head out of the kitchen.
-- Looks like it's worst than that. By the way, it's worst that thebread you are baking.
-- How did you know I'm baking bread?
-- I can tell it from the smoke. It's the same smoke that came out fromthe kitchen the last time you overbaked a bread.
-- OH, MY GOD! MY BREAD!
Mulder struggled to hold a laugh, but couldn't make it.
-- I'll teach you not to laugh at my cooking, Ranma! -- Akane shouted.
-- WAIT! I DIDN'T... A pan fled out of the kitchen, missing Ranma and striking Mulder's face.
-- Justice is made... -- Ranma mocked.
-- Ouch! Do I deserve it? The laugh was unknowingly! -- Muldercomplained. -- Changing the subject, do you confirm Nicholas' story?
-- Sure. I'm a superhuman myself.
-- I don't agree. -- Akane shouted from the kitchen -- You have a subhuman intelligence.
-- Say it in front of me if you have the guts!
-- OH, YEAH? -- Akane came out of the kitchen and lowered his head nextto Ranma, almost touching his forehead. -- I SAID YOU HAVE A SUBHUMAN INTEL -- Ranma interrupted Akane with a LOOOOOOOOOOONG kiss on her lips. Akane got sort of paralysed and then fainted in the floor.
-- Disgusting, but works everytime. -- Ranma said wiht a big smile onhis face, showing his teeth.
-- Disgusting? -- Mulder started to mock Ranma.
-- Mulder, no jokes... -- Scully said. But Mulder doesn't hear and keepsgoing: -- You think a kiss like that is disgusting? -- Ranma's face startsturning red.
-- Mulder... -- Scully said again, in a menacing voice. Mulder doesn'thear it again: -- WE-ELL, it looks like your Ranma-chan side is appearing. -- Ranma'sface turns purple.
-- Sorry, Mulder, but YOU DESERVE IT! -- Scully shouted. Ranma andScully, at the same time, kicked Mulder's face head (Who do they think they are? Tsubasa?) so strong that his body fled away and crashed into the wall.
-- WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? -- A voice shouted from the outside. And thena punch destroyed the door. -- What's going on here, after all? -- It was Yusuke Urameshi (finally,huh? It was starting to look like it wasn't a Yu Yu Hakusho story...)
-- Urameshi! Why did you break in like that? -- Ranma said, angry.
-- Uh... I heard shouts.
-- Get out of here before I destroy you.
-- Not before I talk with the agents. THEY KIDNAPPED MY COUSIN!
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