I'm Blue Babadee Babadi......
chapter 1
by InuRyuu
Author's Note: Yes, you read that right. YYH/Smurfs
crossover. I thought that there was a need for more spoofiness in the good ol'
archive. Oh, this is my first fanfic EVER! *confetti flies* Please forgive any
major OOC-ness and please keep in mind that this was an idea that came into my
head at about 11 PM under the influence of Jolt. *heavenly choirs are heard
singing in the background* Now, without any further delays, the most sucky thing
you shall ever lay your eyes upon. *curtains open, applause is heard*
PS It is the author's honest humble opinion that Smurfette is a ho.
PPS The thought of smurf sex makes the author want to go make an offering to the
nearest porcelin god so expect no romance.
PPPS Forgive the author's use of the overused "Koenma screwed up the
portals again!" My poor sleep-deprived brain couldn't come up with
something more original.
End author's note
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An unmanly screech shattered the quiet morning just before dawn. The soundwaves
from the gawd-awful noise shattered windows and caused stress-fractures in the
normally sturdy mushroom-houses of the smurf village.
Grumpy Smurf, made even grumpier (if that was possible) by his rude awakening,
poked his head out of his shroom. "Shut the hell up you (insert profanity
here)!!! Do you have any (bleep) idea what (bleep)time it is?!? It's time for us
to be ASLEE--"
A rooster crows in the distance.
Grouchy slams the door shut and begins to plot the untimely demise of a certain
rooster.
Papa Smurf, also peepin' out of his shroom, looked at the smurfs about one foot
(for smurfs that's quite a lot) away from him. Their attire was distinctly NOT
smurfy and they WEREN'T WEARING ANY HATS!! (gasp) The orange-haired smurf was
currently rocking back and forth muttering "I'm blue...I'm blue...I'm
blue..." Next to him was a smrf with green hair so dark it was almost
black. He seemed to be saying something about "portal", "Koenma",
and "death." A red-haired smurf sat off to the side looking a little
ill. Papa Smurf, for the life of him, could not tell if the smurf was a girl or
a boy. Standing next to the it smurf was a spikey-black-haired smurf wearing an
un-smurfy scowl and glaring un-smurfally at the ground. He appeared to have a
weapon strapped to his waist. Papa Smurf shook his head. VERY un-smurfy.
Papa Smurf cleared his throat. The smurfs turned their heads towards him. The
orange-haired one shrieked, confirming it was he who had screamed earlier.
*~*~*
Kuwabara screamed again. "It's BLUE! WE'RE BLUE! WHY IS EVERYONE
BLUE???!!!???"
The...THING...spoke. "Who are you?"
Yuusuke eyed it warily. "I'm Yuusuke. That baka's Kuwabara," he said,
poiting to the spazzing out carrot-head on the ground, "he's Kurama,"
pointing at the red-head, "and Hiei," pointing at the un-smurfy one.
"And who might you be? And what are you? And where are we?"
The...thing...looked confused. "Why, I'm Papa Smurf. I'm a smurf just like
you, and you're in my village."
Yuusuke's eye twitched. "...smurf...?"
Kurama screamed and stood up. "NOOOO!! NOT SMURFS!!! There is no way in
HELL I'm staying a smurf!"
Yuusuke's eye twitched again. "How do you know what a smurf is?"
Kurama ignored him. "Let's see what happens when I go to my youko
form..." His eyes were a little less than sane at the moment.
A few seconds later a smurf with silver hair, ears, and tail stood in front of
them.
Kurama looked imploringly to the heavens. "Why, Inari, why??? WHAT DID I DO
TO DESERVE THIS!!!???"
End part 1
Inu-Ryuu
What did you think? Spoofy enough? I've got this whole thing planned out but I
can still use ideas!!! @.@
InuRyu@aol.com
"God is Satan's alter ego"
~Inu-Ryuu
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