Kurama's Crush
by Top Ace
HELLO Again! I am Top Ace, the Supergirl for the 90's! Ah, who am I kidding. I'm just the writer of fanfics. I have been reading A LOT of yaoi fanfics lately, so I decided to have one where Hiei and Kurama "get it on." And remember, the scenes I write aren't too graphic, but that's because I'm too darn lazy. Also, I have been listening too much to my classmates (who are REALLY perverted) and their topic of discussion lately has been three-ways. So there might be another person in the middle, literally... There is also a "behind the scenes" thing that I wrote, hope you think it's funny. So without any further babbling, here is my fourth fic. Oh!!! And all the disclaimers for
fanfics, yada, yada, yada.
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Kurama was walking with Hiei down an alleyway. "Hiei?" Kurama asked as they walked past a fruit cart. "How do you tell someone that..."
"That what?"
"That you like her?"
Hiei, who had no interest in girls at the time, much less human girls, had no comment. But Kurama pursued the subject further. "Aw, c'mon Hiei, I'm sure at least one woman has made a pass at you." Hiei thought back to the time at a park where 3 girls almost crushed Hiei against a wall because they wanted him to take them out. "NO COMMENT!" he bellowed and stalked away. I'm sure he's going to see that Iria girl he watches so much, Kurama thought. You don't have a best friend without knowing who they like.
Maya, a sweet young girl, walked down an alleyway, when she saw Kurama talking to Hiei. Then heard Hiei yell something and stalk off somewhere. "Oh hi Kurama!" Kurama looked behind him and noticed that it was his crush. "Uh... Maya! It's good to see you!" Kurama felt lightheaded.
"You want to go see a movie tonight Kurama?"
"Sure! When do I pick you up?"
"8PM is okay by me!"
"Okay!" Kurama never felt better. He didn't have to pop the question, and all he had to do was drive and watch the movie. He was happy, REALLY happy. He couldn't wait to tell Hiei...
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?" Hiei shouted at the top of his lungs. "What? What did I do wrong?" Kurama looked at his friend with a questioning look.
"She's a slut! She sleeps around! She doesn't even sleep in her own bed for more that 3 days in a week!"
"Oh yeah? And how would you know that?"
Hiei stopped short of blowing his top. He knew the sort of girl that Kurama was getting into. "Look. Just don't come crying to me when you find her sleeping with another man."
"You still didn't answer my question."
"What was that?"
"How do YOU know that she's a slut?"
"I... I heard thumping noises when I walked past her house. That's all."
"Are you sure YOU weren't thumping her?"
"I WASN'T!! I'm outta here!" With a flourish of his coat, Hiei left Kurama's apartment with a huff. Kurama couldn't let what Hiei said spoil his evening. He put on his best shirt and jeans, grabbed his car keys and walked out the door.
"Hi Kurama! Ready for our date?" Kurama took a glance over at Maya. She wore a dress that showed A LOT of skin. Maybe Hiei is right, Kurama thought. Maybe she is a slut.. Kurama shook that thought out of his mind. Even so, she was HIS slut for tonight.
As they sat in the dark theater, Maya gazed at Kurama. What a hunk, she thought. I have got to get this guy in bed some time. When the movie was over, Maya was a little disappointed that Kurama hadn't tried to kiss her the ENTIRE movie. What kind of guy is he? Maybe he's just too polite. I can change that, Maya pondered, as she fantasized about having an erotic night with him, his hands weaving their way across her chest...
"Maya?"
"Huh? Kurama?"
"You want me to take you home?"
Maya thought about this then smiled. "Sure... take me home."
Hiei had been watching this the whole time. She probably wants him to fu** her like a bi***, Hiei thought as they drove away. I should follow them. With a whoosh, Hiei jumped after them.
"Thanks for taking me home, Kurama. Do you want to come in?" Hiei had warned Kurama about this. But he didn't really care. "Okay."
Damn, Hiei thought as he looked through the window. She's already trying to get him drunk. I might as well put an end to this. With that, Hiei jumped through the and landed on the carpet in Maya's room, much to the surprise of the couple. "Ohh! We could have a three-way!" Hiei looked at her with a look of surprise. He expected her to be totally turned off and not wanting to screw Kurama anymore. Guess humans have a high level of hormones or something, thought the little fire demon. Soon, after a bottle of sake, Hiei also had a high level of hormones. Too bad he's never screwed a female before...
The End... NOT!
Hiei soon found himself on his knees with his... uh... "family jewels" in Maya's rear, and Maya on top of Kurama. "Uh! Oh, isn't this fun! Uh!" Maya liked to talk, even during times like this. Kurama thought this was weird, doing it with a girl AND a guy at the same time, but he was open to new ideas. And even little Hiei was enjoying himself. After they were all finished, (2... maybe 3 hours later) they lied down on the bed, dreaming of... well whatever two youki and a human dream about.
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Now its THE END!
After the fic:
Top Ace: Well, How is everyone?
Hiei, Kurama and Maya: TIRED!!!
TA: Okay, then how 'bout everyone takes 5, and then we do another fanfic!
(Suddenly, everyone regains their strength, Hiei grabbing his sword, Kurama grabbing his rose whip and Maya grabbing a nearby lamp)
TA: Okay, maybe we should take 10... Ouch! Ooh! EEK! HEEEELP! (runs away, anime-style)
Hiei: That's the last time you put me in one of these stupid hentai fanfics you pervert!
TA: Oh yeah?? (Quickly whips out a staff like Goku's and bashes Hiei with it. Hiei dodges, and get VERY angry)
Hiei: HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME!!! (bandages of Hiei's arm starts to rustle)
(Top Ace jumps to her computer and types something. Hiei suddenly stops, puts his sword away, and carries Top Ace out of the set, with a lustful look in his eyes)
Kurama: Jeez, each time Hiei acts up, our director gets angry and she has to write him doing more stuff.
Maya: I was walking near the director's trailor after they had a fight and it was moving a lot and there were weird noises coming out of it... (Both shudder)
Kurama: You wanna go for ice cream?
Maya: Sure... but we had better check on Top Ace's trailor, to make sure it doesn't fall over...
So, how did you like it? I'm sorry if it doesn't suit your tastes, but if you have any "constructive criticism" to offer, e-mail me at topace12@hotmail.com