Denial
by Emerald
Emerald-san: Costumes! Lights! Props! Move it, people, we don't have all day...
Yusuke: (mutters) Arrogant bastard...
Emerald-san: What was that?
Yusuke: Nothing...
Kuwabara: Emerald-san, enough is enough! We don't want anymore of this! You are a bossy, selfish, no-good...
Kurama: Umm...Kuwabara-kun, I wouldn't do that if i were you... (pointing at smiling fanfic author)
Kuwabara: Eh? (looking at emerald) What are you writing?
Emerald-san: (totally engrossed on her paper and pen) Hmmm?
Yusuke and the others looked over Emerald-san's shoulder and read her scribbles...
Kuwabara and Yusuke: NANI?! (turning green)
Yusuke: (kneels down) I-I'm sorry for calling you an arrogant bastard! I didn't mean it...please! Anything b-ut...but a yaoi scene with kuwabara...gomen, onegai!!!
Kuwabara: That's right...g-gomen! Why don't you stick to (brings Hiei and Kurama forward) Hiei and Kurama yaois, ne, ne?
Kurama and Hiei: (blushing) HN!
Kuwabara: See? See? They even have the same reactions!
Hiei: HENTAIS!!!
Kurama: Argh!!!
Emerald-san: Hmm...you have a point.
Kuwabara and Yusuke breathed a sigh of relief.
Hiei and Kurama: What?! Y-you mean...
Emerald-san: Hey, it's not like you don't enjoy those lemon scenes...
Hiei and Kurama are flushing furiously.
Kurama: I DO NOT!
Hiei: NEITHER DO I! HN! Some nerve...
Emerald-san: Sure, whatever. Oh well, since you two don't like to be paired up again, maybe I could do a Hiei and Kuwabara instead...
Hiei: NO WAY! I'd rather die than be paired up with that pathetic excuse of a ningen...
Kuwabara: And what makes you think I'd like to be paired up with a shrimp like you--
Emerald-san: ...or I could do a Kurama and Karasu...
Silence. All eyes turned to Kurama, expecting him to faint or shout or dash out of the room or something like that.
Kurama: W-ell...
Everyone hung on his every word.
Kurama: He does have gorgeous hair, and those violet eyes...sigh
Yusuke and Kuwabara stared at the redhead bishounen, Emerald-san raised her eyebrow and Hiei trotted furiously towards the fox and stamped his foot.
Hiei: Waddya mean by that?
Kurama: Uh...
Hiei grabbed him by the collar and licked the tip of the kitsune's nose. Everyone gaped.
Hiei: Explain, fox.
Kurama: Hehe. Sorry, koi. Just kidding around.
Yusuke: What the --- koi?
Hiei: You'd better be, 'coz you're mine, fox.
Kuwabara: Eh? Wha? (sputtering)
Emerald-san: Whoopee!!! I knew it! I knew it! (gesturing to the cameramen) Did you get that on tape? Oh, good! I'm gonna make a fortune! Hiei's confession of love in video. Yahoo! So...for all those who wants a copy of that tape, call 1-800-Emerald. Credit cards and checks will be accepted.
-Owari-
Disclaimers: Yu Yu Hakusho does not belong to me, nor does its characters. They belong to Yoshihiro Togashi.
Note: I suppose you didn't believe that stuff about ordering that tape didn't you? In case you did, well, I'll tell you this:The story is fictional. The order info is part of the story. Therefore, the order info is fictional. Makes sense? It should, it's logic. But in case you still want to pay, then, no problem, just e-mail me. Don't expect the tape, though