The Disclaimer
by Sailorbonz
Disclaimer: Alright people, you *should* know the damn drill already.
Hiei: Hn.
SailoBonz: ¬.¬" Ah.........shaddup.
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: Let Shizuka finish her disclaimer, ne?
Hiei: Hn.
SailorBonz: o_o;;; He's been eating sugar straight from the bowl again, ne
Kurama-kun?
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama:..........Hai.
SailorBonz: Obviously....*koffkoff* AS I was previously saying, you SHOULD know
the disclaimer deal is already. DUDE, doesn't it make you think that if everyone
hadda put a disclaimer to disown the fact that they made this such and such
anime etc. etc. o_o;; Do we really need to keep doing this crap?
Kurama: *shrugs* @.@ I don't know, I just work for them.
Hiei: Hn.
SailorBonz: *points to a passing Ice Cream truck rumbling by with the little
whistle song floating in the air enough to drive an insane man sane and a sane
man insane.*
Hiei: O_O
SailorBonz: Lookie, Hiei-kun, it's sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet snooooooooooooooow.
Hiei: *promptly takes off, swinging into the driver's compartment and throwing
out the driver, proceeding to slash through the back to get to the ice cream*
Kurama: *naturally sweatdrops*
SailorBonz: Yuuuuuuuuuuuup. ANYWAY, o_o do we REALLY need to be putting on
disclaimers? Unless the person reading our material were really THAT stupid to
think that many people owned one, ONE, anime they don't need to be reading the
fics later. Since if they don't even know---
Hikari: o-o Ne bonz-chan, some people ARE that stupid...
SailorBonz: Ee?
Hikari: *nods*
SailorBonz: Silly me.
Hikari: *sweatdrops*
SailorBonz: But STILL, if they didn't know WHO created the damn anime, you
actually think they won't feel outta place reading the fics? oO' While some of
the fictions out there could pass for an actual YYH episode, sure as hell
there's twice the amount of fics out there, that're just out there for our
amusement, whether we're amused or not.
Rin: Hai, hai bonz-chan..demo, it's not so much as to why we put them on, it's
become a reflex.
SailorBonz:........Damn the Man!
Hikari:Ne...bonz-chan exactly when is the fic gonna start?
SailorBonz: o-o Where's Kurama and Hiei?
Rin: *points to the ice cream truck that's rocking back and forth with squishy
noises floatin' outta it*
Hikari: *points to Kurama sneaking out the window*
SailorBonz: *weaves some Fic Writer Magic and makes the disclaimer itself into a
fic, more of a rant, a really stupid rant*
Hikari: Ee?
SailorBonz: *sniffle* I've lost my damn friggin' writing abilities!!!! ;~;
Rin: Aa, *pat pat* I know that....it's them damn Lazy Fairies!
SailorBonz: YES! IT'S THE FAIRIES!!! *whips out her Seiyoku staff and flies up
reeeeeeeeally up high*
Rin & Hikari: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BONZ-CHAN?!
SailorBonz: TO KILL THEM S.O.B FAIRIES FOR THE WRITERS AND FOR YOSHIHIRO
TOGASHI-SAMAAA!!!!!! PRAY FOR MEEEE!! *flies off into the distance*
Rin & Hikari: *whip out the pom-poms* GANBATTE YO, BONZ-CHAAAAAAN!