Finding Out
by Sailorbonz
DISCLAIMER:Dang it I don't own YYH so all disclaimers apply,plus u should know who made YYH ALREADY!!!)
Note: Read the serious version to get the full info on this mysterious girl...but I made the funny one first,sorry u have to wait^^:
(fades in to see Hiei resting quietly in the restiing room. He's wide- awake,he just can't move his body... that and he ate(by accident)Kuwabara's food.)
Hiei:(looks at his hand)Stupid producers,making me use my Kokuryuha... (He pauses for a moment about to close his eyes when the door creaks open,revealing a female about the size of Hiei w/ her hair in a ponytail.)
Hiei:GO AWAY!
Kiyone:Hiei! where have you been?people are looking for you. And is that any way to speak to your girlfriend!
(Kiyone's eyes look at Hiei menacingly ready to tear him apart. Hiei shrinks back not knowing what to say or do.)
Hiei:Hn.(rather meekly)
Kiyone:Don't give me that...oh never mind,you're too cute to be mad at for long. But do that again and I'll beat you *again*.
Hiei:hnnn...
Kiyone:Oh!I'm so sorry you had a loong day haven't you?You poor baby...
Hiei:Hn?!?
(She walks toward him,sits down,puts Hiei's head on her shoulders and wraps him in her arms,all the while Hiei looks in the corner of his eyes at Kiyone relaxing a bit but unsure on how fast Kiyone's feelings changed. they stay that way for a couple of minutes. Just as Hiei is about to nod off in Kiyone's arms (baby) Koenma pops by.)
Koenma:Kiyone?Are you in here?
(Just as quickly as he came in Kiyone dropped Hiei. Letting his head and shoulders drop on the sofa cushion w/ a loud thud. Hiei quickly snapped awake.)
Kiyone:I'm in here...
Koenma:Oh good.. they need you in stage 2, Kenji's throwing a tantrum.
(sidenote:Kiyone,Kenji and Yuriko are my own characters steal 'em and I'll kill you!)
Kiyone:Ugh! tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Koenma:O.K. then ,'bye! Oh and Hiei they need you to do a commercial in Studio 6.
(Koenma toddles out leaving Kiyone and Hiei alone again. Hiei sits up a little dazed,Kiyone rushes to his side.)
Kiyone:Oh, I'm sorry.. did that hurt?
Hiei: Yeah it DID.Aren't you going?
Kiyone: No, I'm gonna let Yuriko handle this one.So are you going?
Hiei: No.
(Kiyone opens her arms in offering to cuddle w/ Hiei. Hiei just lays(cautionously)back lest he fall back again.)
Kiyone:Are you sure you're not going?.. it could be important.
Hiei:Hnnn...
Kiyone: Ahh, finally some quiet time.
(They both were about to sleep when they heard a sound...)
Kiyone:Oh no..
(Oh yes,Kurama bursts in looking as distressed. Gulping in air as if he's been running all day. Then runs in followed by Karasu.)
Kurama:LEAVE ME ALONE!
Karasu:Aw,come on it won't hurt at all.
Kurama:GO AWAY, STOP CHASING ME!
Karasu:Come now my fox, I'll give you a anesthestic...
Kurama:I'M NOT YOUR @#$%^&*!~? FOX!
Karasu:Yes you are...
Kurama:NO, I'M NOT!
Karasu:Are too.
Kurama:ARE NOT!
Karasu:Are too.
Kurama:ARE NOT!
Karasu:Are too.
Kurama:ARE NOT!
Karasu:Are too.
Kurama:AAAAAAAAAA! ARENOT, ARENOT, NO,NO!!
Karasu:Aretoo,Aretoo,yes,yes!!!
Kurama:NNNNOOOO!!!!
Karasu:YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
(After being chased practically all around the whole resting room Kurama heads for the door which he conviently left open only to be quickly followed by Karasu slamming the door behind him leaving a bewildered Hiei and Kiyone alone still in each others arms.)
Hiei&Kiyone:' - ' ;
Kiyone:(gulp)Do you think they saw us ?
Hiei:(somewhat still in shock)No.. I don't think so..?
Kiyone:well then, sleep... Hi...ei...(snore)
Hiei:Hn.
(It wasn't long until they were interupted again. So in comes Botan,Keiko and Shizuru. Kiyone wakes up immediately and sits up,Hiei just looks pissed off.)
Botan:Hello Kiyone-san...Hiei-san!
Kiyone:Hello(yawn)Botan...
Botan:Do you know where Yusuke is? He has to beat some body up.
Everyone:(sweatdrops)...
Kiyone:Sorry,I don't know where Yusuke is.
Keiko:Ooh, he'd better show up he owes me something!
Shizuru:(puzzled look)What does he owe you?
Keiko:An apology!
Everyone:(sweatdrops)...
(Kiyone gets up to get herself a drink w/ Botan following.)
Botan:So? how's it going ?
Kiyone:How's what's going?
Botan:(nudge,nudge)with you and ...Hiei.
Kiyone:Shhh! Not so loud!
Botan:why?
Kiyone:Because *they* might hear you!(jerking her head to Keiko and Shizuru.)
Botan:No, it's okay I told them about you and Hiei-san.(beaming joyfully.)
Kiyone:You DID what?!?
Botan:I wasn't supposed to?(looking confused)
(Keiko and Shizuru strided up having a pretty good guess at what the conversation is about.)
Keiko:Hello,Kiyone-san(smirking)
Shizuru:Heh,heh
Keiko:So? Let's get down to business..when was you guys's 1st date,hug,kiss?etc,etc.
Kyone:(blush) What?!?!
Keiko:You know...what was it like?did you see(smirk)...Kokuryuhas?
Kiyone:that's not funny and none of your business!(now glowing w/ energy).
Botan:Are you sure I wasn't supposed to tell?
Kiyone:Oh no,who else did you tell?
Botan:No one except Keiko-chan but she might've...
Kiyone:Oh NO! Keiko you didn't...
Keiko:All simply girl talk..(w/a scared tone now).
Kiyone:And who did you tell?
Keiko:Just a few...
Kiyone:NAME 'EM!
Keiko:well..Usagi-tachi,Washu-tachi,Yuriko the list kinda goes on...
Kiyone:You told ALL of them?
Keiko:No,just the girls.
Kiyone:You didn't tell the boys?(looking relieved).
Keiko:You know boys..word travels faster in their world than in ours,plus they'd tease Hiei mercilessly..I didn't want to see the results...
Kiyone:So haw many know?
Keiko:Honestly?
Kiyone:Honestly.
Keiko:well,just about every female out there.
Kiyone:Oh god no...
Keiko:Sorry..?
Kiyone:Too late Keiko! Did you tell Atsuko?
Keiko:No,whaddya think am I..? Stupid?
Kiyone:Well...since you tol..
Keiko:O.K.!..fine.
Shizuru:Gotta go..
Botan:'kay Bye Kiyone-san!
Kiyone:Uh-huh.
Keiko:'bye(wink)
Kiyone:Just GO!
(they shuffle out Keiko muttering sorrys.Kiyone plops back down by Hiei looking somewhat exhausted.)
Hiei:(suspicious) What're you talking about?
Kiyone:Nothing, just sleep.....
(even before their eyes closed Yukina comes in with a dreadfully joyous look in her eyes.)
Kiyone:Please, no....
(sorry it's in my story.)
Kiyone:Yeah, yeah.....
Yukina:Congratulations!!!
Hiei:For what?(relaxing seeing his sister again.)
Yukina:For you guys' r e l a ----------
Kiyone:Whoa! Yukina chan, may I speak with you please?
Hiei:(eyes widen)
(Kiyone rushes Yukina to the kitchen)
Kiyone:Yukina chan...?
Yukina:Yes? Kiyone san (with a slight hint of pride in Hiei)
Kiyone:I need you to do something very important.
Yukina:Hai, what is it?
Kiyone:Please, don't say anything in front of Hiei or the boys......In fact, all the boys in the world that me and Hiei are *together* please.
Yukina:Hai, but I'm so proud of you and Hiei-san.
Kiyone:THANK YOU! But please say nothing more.
Yukina:Well 'bye then....(closes the door as she leaves.)
Kiyone:Whew...That was soo close.
Hiei:What was that about?(eyes looking surprised)
Kiyone:Ah, nothing(sitting back down next to Hiei.)
(As poor Kiyone and Hiei try to get to sleep another noise bothers their ears.)
Voice #1:Hiei? Where are you Hiei?
Voice #2:'YO shrimp where are you?
Hiei:I got this one.
Kiyone:Thanks Hiei, I needed a rest....
Hiei:In here.
(Yusuke and Kuwabara barge in as a couple of stupid ningens they are.)
Yusuke and Kuwabara:Hey!
(Just followin' Hiei's descriptions.)
Yusuke and Kuwabara:HI....EI!!!!!!!
Hiei:Hn
Yusuke:FINE! Whatever they still need you in studio 6.
Kuwabara:goodfornothin'littleshrimpIoughtta....(mumbles under his breath.)
Hiei:I"m not going.
Yusuke:Sure, it won't be my head...!
Hiei:Hn
Kuwabara:Stupidli'lyoukaibeathimwithmyspiritsword....(still mumbling)
(Yusuke & Kuwabara stomp out mumbling obscenities while exiting.)
Kiyone:Wow, that only took what? 10 minutes?
Hiei:Doesn't take much Kiyone, just short and sharp answers.
Kiyone:Thanks I'll keep that in mind.
(Hiei sat back down next to Kiyone wrapping his arm around her resting his head on hers.)
Kiyone:Better not sleep
Hiei:Hn
(Just as they predicted they were interrupted on...again. This time oh never mind no one's coming.)
Kiyone:Thank God.
Hiei:Hn.
Kiyone:Sleep well then, Hiei
Hiei:Hai.......
(Few hours later Hiei and Kiyone awaken to sensing many presences eyes still blurry already horrified at what they saw....)
Kiyone:Oh god.....
Hiei:Hnwhat?...Oh sh**!
(Note:while they were sleeping Hiei had his arm around Kiyone looking like the couple they refused to admit.)
Everyone:HIEI HAS A GIRLFRIEND!?!
Kuwabara:Hmmm...wonder if the shrimp is paying her to do this.
Hiei:why you....
Yusuke Never thought I'd live to see this...
Vegeta:Traitor...
Kurama:Hiei...?
Keiko-tachi:WAY TO GO KIYONE!
Yuriko:Tame the wild Kiyone......My have yo-
Kiyone:Shut the hell up Yuriko!
Kenji:heh, SCANDULOUS!
Kiyone:I said SHUT UP!
Mukuro:It's true what they say, love a person and you eventually turn into them.
Hiei:MU-KU-RO!
Karasu:Now why can't you & me be like that my fox?
Kurama:I AM NOT YOU'RE @#$%^&* FOX!!!
Karasu:Of course you are you just don't know yet.
Kurama:.........
Yukina:I'm so proud of you Hiei-san!
Hiei:......
Koenma:If I just had a camera.......
Hiei:What was that? baby!
Everyone:We got one KO-ENMA-SAMA.
(There were blinding flashes and an annoying buzzing sound leaving Hiei & Kiyone blinded and deaf.)
Kiyone:(This is gonna take a long time to undo.)
Hiei&Kiyone:-_-;
(Fade out into black)
Hiei:What the hell?!?
Kiyone:How the hell did you find out about us?!?
(duh I wrote it.)
Kiyone:But did you have to write a fic about this?
(I made two actually)
Hiei&Kiyone:YOU DID WHAT?
(Kurana and the other YYH team come in.)
Botan&Yukina:How sweet.
Kuwabara:HAHA shrimp.
Hiei:(mumbles) stupid baka.
Kurama:Explain yourselves
Yusuke:At least it's better than me and Keiko.
Keiko:(pulls out mallet.) YUSUKE NO BAKA!
Koenma:Now I have a camera....(fumbling with the shutter.)
Hiei:Watch yourself....baby
(After Koenma turns into teen koenma now ready to take a picture of Hiei and Kiyone.)
Koenma:Say Cheese!
Hiei:(whisper, whisper)KOKURYUHA!
everyone:(sweatdrops)....(roasted though).
Sailorbonz:^_^*