There's something about Hiei
by ChibiKeba and pinksugaa
Prouloge: ( so I can't spell, shut up!! )
Yusuke leaned back against the rubber walls of his padded cell, reminiscing
about the days of old...
Yusuke: "Yes....it was long long ago..."
His eyes slowly flooded with insanity as the thoughts ripped through his mind
like a wild untamed storm.
Yusuke: "last week in fact!! before my mind was reduced to a
quivering grey mass."
It was a sunny day...( perhaps too sunny!!!! )
and the "yu yu" gang were at kuwa-chan's place having a good ol' time
to
celebrate they're latest victory. ( Kurama even managed to drag hiei along for
the ride!! )
Kuwabara and Yusuke were dressed in they're normal attire, while restling over a
poochie dog
( heh heh, those things are so funny^-^ )
Kieko and Botan were playing Marvel vs Capcom 2 while Kurama watched, as Hiei
just stood in the corner brooding.
Yusuke: "Ha hah ha!! Check this shit out!!!"
Yusuke pressed Poochie's foot and said Bitch. Poochie then proceeded to say
bitch repitedly to the tune of
yankee doodle.
Kuwabara: "Ha hah!! thats pretty good uremeshi!!"
Kuwabara pressed Poochie's foot and said "BASTERD!!!!"
Poochie then sang basterd out loud to the birthday song...
Poochie: "Ba-ba-basterd, basterd~
Ba-ba-basterd, basterd~
Ba-ba-bass-bass-bass-basterd~
Ba-bah-basterd, basterd~"
Yusuke just laughed immaturely as Kieko got up from playing her game and knocked
the shit out of Yusuke with her
playstation controller.
Kieko: "DON'T BE SO VULGAR, DAMMIT!!!"
Yusuke "you know, your kinda sexy when your angry keiko..."
Hiei just looks away from everyone...
Hiei: "Baka...."
Kurama and Botan just sat there chuckling.
at that moment Hiei colapsed into kuwabara's arms
Silence and worry fell upon the "yu yu" gang, or at least, it would
have if not for poochie who repitidly
chanted basterd over and over again in the background.
Yusuke: "HIEI!!?!? whats wrong with him?!?!"
Kuwabara: "NOOO!! Hes messing up my carpet!! DEMON GERMS!!!"
Botan: "Insensitive jerk...."
Kurama: "Hiei! Are you alright?!!"
Hiei's head bobbles to and fro
Botan: "Hurry! lets take him to Koenma's!!"
Kuwabara swang the limp form of Hiei over his shoulder like a potato sack, as
the "yu yu" gang joined arms and froliced to binky boy's,
just like offa the wizard of Oz, with hiei's head bouncing offa kuwabara's
fluffly ass.
Hiei "EXCUSE ME?!!!"
ChibiKeba: "Don't you know the drill by now, Hiei?"
PinkuSugaa: "WE give the orders!"
ChibiKeba: "Now shut up and let us continue to exploit you!!"
The "yu yu" gang nervously walked out of Koenma's office as the small
chibi quietly laughed to himself, thoughts of revenge were flooding his tiny
little brain.
Koenma: "I'll teach that basterd to sell MY binky!"
Hiei was lying in kuwabara's bed, with nothing but a big smile on.
Kurama popped open hiei's mouth and gave him his earnings.
The minute that hiei took the medicine, rivers of drool ran out of his mouth.
Kuwabara pointed and laughed
Kuwabara: "Look! He's a retard!!"
at least Keiko had the sensitivity to get hiei a bucket!
everyone walked out of the room to let hiei rest except for kurama who watched
faithfully over little hiei all night long.
Hiei awoke with a start as a bird flew through the open window in Kuwa-chan's
room. It sat chirping on his face, he quickly gobbled it up.
Kurama then woke up to hear the sounds of a dying bird, he noted the feathers
around hiei's mouth.
Hiei: "Ohayo gozimasu, Kurama my friend^-^"
Kurama sat there staring blankly
Kurama: "Ok, who are you, and what have you done with Hiei?"
Tears of joy spout forth from hiei's eyes
Hiei: "It is me, my dear old friend Kurama, and it is so good to see
you^-^"
Kurama slowly and calmly walks out of the room, walking into the den where
Yusuke, Kuwabara and Keiko were seated playing strip poker.
( Kuwabara's losing, hes down to his socks, and Yusuke and Keiko are
contemplating quiting. )
Kurama: "Minna-san, we have a bit of a situation here..."
Hiei popped out from kurama
Hiei: "HEY YA'LL!!!!^-^"
Hiei's eyes were slightly glazed over and his speech slured
Hiei: "Ya'll want me to cook ya some grub?^-^"
Kuwabara and Yusuke fell over laughing, while Keiko screamed for them to at
least put some clothes on
Hiei: "Don't make em, they're purty naked, everybody should be
free!! To dress the way they wanna
On that note, Hiei immediantly strips himself down to his brithday suit and
proceeds to the kitchen
Keiko: "Ok, I'm leaving
Keiko quickly runs out the back door, leaving a stupified Kurama, and 2
chuckling naked boys.
Hiei peeks around the corner holding up Kuwa-chan's kitty, Eichiki
Hiei: "This be good with waffles, yes?! ^-^"
Kuwabara's voice raising 3 or 4 octives
Kuwabara "EICHIKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The house slowly falls apart as Kuwabara screams in bloody agony. Hiei then
dropped the pussy ( er, kitty )
Hiei: "Fine then, No soup for you!!"
Hiei walked into the wall, then he went back into the kitchen
Kurama: "This is serious...we need to fix this!!"
Yusuke: "I think its kinda funny, lets play with him a little
longer!"
Kuwabara raised his hand up and yelled.
Kuwabara: "HIEI!!! ITS TIME FOR YOUR MEDICINE!!!!!"
Hiei looked at the wall
Hiei: "Hiei no take! shut up, stupid wall! You can't make me!!"
Hiei dashed towards the wall and started clawing it. Kurama walked up behind
hiei with a worried look on his face.
Hiei stopped his rabid clawing, and looked up at the kitsune.
Hiei: "Ohhhh!! You are pretty!!! I wish to make wild passionate love
to you on dishwasher, yes yes!!!"
Yusuke and Kuwabara then peaked around the corner as hiei pounced kurama.
Yusuke: "What the...."
Kuwabara: "...hell?"
Hiei then kissed Kurama, but something wierd happened!!!
gas arose from they're mouths and a bright pink ( yes pink ) light blinded
Kuwabara and yusuke.
Kuwabara: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!??!!?!?"
Kuwabara's screaming broke down the last remaining window pane in the house. The
light finally died down, and Yusuke and Kuwabara approached the forms of Hiei
and Kurama.
Hiei: "ita...what happened?"
Kurama: "Hn, probably something foolish you did."
Yusuke: "nani?"
Kuwabara: "This shits getting to wierd for me!"
Kurama: "I have no time to spend with you foolish humans..."
Kurama then perched on the window sill and leapt out
Linear note: Kurama can't fly like Hiei can.
Kurama then plumeted to the bushes below. Everyone rushed to the window
Yusuke: "KURAMA!!!!"
Kuwabara: "Hmmm, the bastard's starting to act like Hiei."
Hiei: "But thats me!!"
Everyone turns to Hiei.
Yusuke, Kuwabara: "EH?!!"
Hiei, er Kurama in Hiei's bod...uh...lets just call him "H. Kurama",
raised his hand up to his face.
H. Kurama: "So this is what its like to be short..."
Yusuke: "You mean...You've switched bodies!?!"
H. Kurama: "It appears so...it must be one of the side effects of
the medicine...when Hiei kissed me, he gave some of medicine to me.."
Kuwabara: "I wouldn't go around bragging about that if I were
you..."
Yusuke: "Oh! we forgot about Kura...uh...Hiei!"
The gang collected Kuram...Hiei..lets just call him "K. Hiei", and put
him in kuwabara's bed.
The gang sat in a circle thinking about what had just happened as K Hiei napped.
Kuwabara: "This is all that bastard Koenma's doing!"
H. Kurama lowered his head in thought.
Just then, to break the silence, Hiei walked in through the open window.
( One more tiny cut to the thread holding Yusuke's sanity. snip snip! )
Everyone: "WHAT THE F***?!!"
Hiei: "What a greeting...I was just about to leave anyway.."
Then hiei looked over and noticed Kurama lying in bed, with a clone of himself
sitting in the chair beside it.
Hiei: "Care to explain whats going on?"
H. Kurama: "I wish I knew myself.."
