Kodomo
by Yuchan

Greetings everyone! I'm a Yu Yu Hakusho fanatic, and I absoulutely positively am an awful writer....so have a nice day and may your adventures with the other fanfic writers of the YYH world be happy and-OUCH!

Botan: You are finishing the story.

YuChan: But Botan-oneesama! I can't do it!!! Wahhhh!!! (Visualize a temper tauntrum throwing Usagi)

Botan: I don't care. I want everyone to meet my new boyfriend. (sighs, transforms into SD mode, gets starry eyed)

YuChan: What new boyfriend?!?! I didn't put that in my fanfic! (grabs mouse and scrolls through story) Hey!!!! Who changed my story?!? Wahhhh!!

(Botan continues sighing and dreaming)

Botan: Oh what a hunk he is....

Yusuke: Shut up you crybaby!

YuChan: Wahhh! Yusuke hates me!

Keiko: Yusuke no baka! Now we're never going to start the story! (bops Yusuke on the head)

(Yusuke pouts)

Yusuke: Alright alright! I'm sorry okay? (grumbles)

YuChan: Really? (gets as starry eyed as Botan) (Sweatdrop forms on Yusuke's forehead.)

Hiei: Hmph. Women.

(Koenma appears out of nowhere)

Koenma: Could we please start the story now? If my dad comes home and the fic isnt finished.....

(Everyone shuts up.)

YuChan: Ok, Ok, on with the story.

(Silence)

YuChan: Uh, hmm. I don't think I wrote the story yet.

(Everyone drops on the ground.)

Yusuke: I'm going to go get some ice cream. See you later.

(Pu jumps out and lands on Yusuke's head)

Pu: Pu!!

(Yusuke scowls)

Yusuke: Get offa my head!

Pu: (sadly) Pu?

Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho characters and trademarks belong to Yoshihiro Togashi, Studio Pierrot, Fuji TV, and Shonen Jump Weekly. (If I forgot anyone else, they're included too.

JUST REMEMBER: I don't own any of these characters except for that little kid, the clerk at the store, and Gertie.)

Yusuke twirled around in his seat.

"Whee! " he shieriked.

"Pu! Pu!" Pu agreed happily as he bounced up and down on Yusuke's head. Keiko watched them, a sweat drop forming at the back of her head.

Kuwabara glanced at the remains of Yusuke's banana split. "Are you sure this stuff is caffeine free?" he asked the clerk.

Hiei, surprisingly, had devoloped a fond interest for Black Cherry ice cream. Kurama watched as the little Koorime devoured another cup. "Look kid, we're almost out of it. We gotta save some for the other customers. [Writer's note: Whoever heard of that kind of stupid logic??!?!!?]" the manager told him crossly. Hiei was too busy stuffing his face to notice the tone of voice the manager was using with him. He shoved a few gold coins into the manager's palms. "On second thought, maybe you can have the rest of the ice cream."

"Enjoying yourself?" Kurama asked.

"Hmph." Hiei snorted.

Botan lurched into the store.

"Everyone! Danger!" she screamed. "Stay clear of bananas!"

"Whee! Faster!" Yusuke yelled.

He spun around and around and around.

"Pu! PUUUUUU!" Pu replied.

Everyone looked at Yusuke's banana split.

Everyone turned to look at Yusuke, who had shrank to the size of a four year old kid, and was now giggling like one.

"A little too late perhaps?" Shizuru noted dryly.

A little boy stepped up to Yusuke.

"Pretty penguin," he breathed, pointing to Pu.

Yusuke growled.

"My Pu! All mine! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!" he screamed.

"PUU!"

A force field, crackling with energy, surronded Yusuke.

"MINE!!!!!!!NOBODY ELSE! MINE!"

"Okay Botan. We DEMAND an explanation."

Botan twiddled her thumbs nervously. Cold sweat dripped from her forehead. "Well, Koenma accidentely spilled youthening powder somewhere in the Nigenkai, and I was sent to locate it. He said it would be strongly attracted to anyone with connections to the Rei Kai."

Keiko eyed the wailing Yusuke.

"Is this permanent?" she asked.

"No..but it will last for ten hours."

Silence. Everyone dropped to the ground.

"TEN HOURS ?!?!" Kuwabara screamed (a quite frightening sound).

 Back at Yusuke's house......

Yusuke sucked cheerfully on a lollipop.

"Thank you onee-sama! Lollipop good!" he remarked.

Keiko blushed. "Yusuke no baka," she muttered.

"Heeheeheeheehee!"

"Come back here you little...." Kuwabara yelled.

Kuwabara now sported a new purple moustache and a crudely written "KICK ME" sign on the back of his shirt.

Yusuke stuck his toungue out. He shook a tiny little fist at Kuwabara. "Can't cach me! Nah nah!" he taunted.

He than ran.

Straight into Kuwabara's waiting hands.

"Ah ha! Gotcha now!" Kuwabara announced triumphantly.

Yusuke squirmed and kicked.

"Yaaah! Lemme go!" he whined.

Kuwabara smirked. "Not until I teach you a lesson! Heh heh heh heh."

Yusuke's eyes blazed. "RWEI GUN!!!" he screamed.

"Heehee. Byebye silly man!"

"Kazuma-san, are you alright?"

"Oh Yukina-san, I'm fine!"

Botan had Yusuke on her lap and was helping him play Go Fish with Keiko, Yukina, Shizuru, and a groggy Kuwabara.

"Do you have a six, Yusuke?" Yukina inquired.

"No six! Go Fwish!" Yusuke giggled.

"Yusuke, there's a six right here!" Botan insisted.

"Button-Oneesama! Shhhh! You wanna give to Yukiwa-oneesama?"

A sweat drop formed on everyone's head.

 "Wahhhh!!"

"Don't worry, it's just a little cut. Here, I put a bandaid on it." Kurama comforted.

"Want Pu." Yusuke sniffed.

"Pu!" cooed Pu as he jumped into Yusuke's arms.

Kurama smiled a little fatherly smile.

"Isn't that sweet?" he asked Hiei jokingly.

"Hmph."

Yusuke stuck a hand into Hiei's pocket and pulled out a diamond ring.

"OOH! Pwetty." he exclaimed.

"GI-VE that BACK!" Hiei snatched the ring.

"WAH!!!! He stole Gertie!!" Yusuke pointed at Hiei. "Me want!! Me want!!"

"Hmph."

"RWEI GUN!"

"Yayyy! Gertie back!"

Yusuke cuddled the ring.

Kurama shrugged his shoulders. "You should have just given him the ring," he told Hiei. Hiei groaned. He managed one last hmph and passed out.

 Everyone watched as Yusuke slept peacefully, a thumb in his mouth, hugging Pu and Gertie.

"Pu.." Pu snored.

"At least the little brat is asleep." Hiei growled.

"I dunno. I think he's pretty cute." Botan giggled.

"Hey look!" exclaimed Yukina.

Yusuke seemed to grow. In a few seconds, he was back to his old self. He sat up and rubbed his eyes sleepily. "Hi. What's everyone doing?" he yawned.

Botan's shoulders slumped. "Darn, he's back to normal." she whined. Then she got a cat-like look in her eyes. "Maybe if I get more of the youthening powder.." she mused.

"DON'T." Hiei and Kuwabara shouted.

"OR ELSE."

"You wouldn't hurt poor liddle old me, would you?" Botan asked innocently.

"Believe me, I would." Kuwabara sported his Rei Ken to make his point. And he passed out. Again.

"Kazuma-san!"

YuChan: So that's the end. How was it?

Botan: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Where'd my boyfriend go?!?!?

YuChan: (Smirks) I got-rid-of him.

Yusuke: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF OF THIS?!?!?!?! (Points to part where he is thanking Keiko) I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

(Keiko takes a mallet and smashes it over Yusuke's head)

YuChan: (sighs, gets starry eyed) Yusuke talked to me again! That would be the (counts quickly on fingers) thirty third point sixth time he's talked to me!

Keiko: (grins) Nifty, eh? I borrowed it from Akane Tendo.

Yukina: Hai, Keiko-san!

Kuwabara: You like it Yukina-san? I'll get it for you! Keiko, how much?

Shizuru: (hits Kuwabara on the head) Moron.

(Yuchan is still sighing and daydreaming)

Botan: WAHHHHHHHHH!!! MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Hmph.

(Kurama looks at everyone else and shakes his head)

Kurama: Remember to send all comments to AkaneT@aol.com please. See you all later!

Botan: Also, if any of you happen to find my boyfriend, please inform me!

(Sweatdrops form on everyone's head.)

Yusuke: If anyone finds a way to get BOTAN to shut up, please inform us. And HURRY

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