The Depths of Kurama's Hair
by Sailorbonz
My God...I've finished a fic in ONE post...The apocolypse is coming...@@;;;;; *koffkoff* Alright..disclaimers apply as they always do. Read On!
In a Hollywood-esque Resting Room sat a redheaded bishounen and a small 5'2" girl clad in a yellow sailor senshi fuku. Yawning the little girl sat in the papasan chair in lotus-style. Kurama sat in the upright position, twirling a thornless rose between his index finger and thumb. Silence. More Silence. And s'more silence.
"Maa...Shizuka-san, are you going to start yet?" inquired a slightly impatient Kurama.
"Saa, saa...hai..gimme a few more minutes, ne?" replied Shizuka, apparently finishing up a doodle on her notepad. In her haste she broke the tip of her pencil.
"Shimatta! Anou...Kurama? Do you have a spare pencil on you?" asked the disabled senshi looking like a sad pikachu (*koff koff*).
"Mou! I think I do..." said Kurama reaching into the back of his head and producing a pencil...
"Um...Kurama?"
"Hai?"
"The pencil doesn't have an eraser..."
"Oh! Gomen nasai." replied Kurama as he again reached behind his head and pulled out two erasers, gum and rubber."
"Which do you prefer?" asked Kurama holding out the erasers. SailorBonz just sweatdropped. Becoming piqued in her curiosity, she asked a different question.
"Can I have those huge erasers that say "I never make big mistakes?"
"Aa...give me a minute..." stated Kurama again putting his hand behind his head and apparently fiddling around. After a couple minutes, he pulled out an giant eraser that says "My Dad makes big mistakes".
"Masaka...." gasped SailorBonz in utter disblief.
"Nani, Shizuka?"
"I thought they stopped making those..."
"They did."
"Then...how do you have one?"
"Oh, I've bought one at a store that was about to close...I got their last giant eraser..."
SailorBonz's curiosity was now fully piqued by the amazing storage space of Kurama's hair. Wanting to see what else he had inside his hair, SailorBonz came straight out and asked.
"Good Lords of Makai, Kurama! How much freakin' stuff do you have in your hair?!" yelled/asked SailorBonz eyes glazed with absolute curiosity. Kurama fell back over the couch and stood back up with a huge sweatdrop showing on his face.
"Well....I've never really looked..." replied Kurama, blushing slightly and sweatdropping.
"Now's a good time as any to find that out, ne Kurama?"
"Well..."
"Pull out your Rose Whip."
"Um...alright...ROSE WHIP!" shouted Kurama as his Whip went flying out of his hair and settling to the ground...letting the handle go and fall to the ground, Kurama listened for his next instruction.
"Pull out a 1st Edition MacBeth Folio." challenged SailorBonz to which Kurama immediately responded, laying the Folio carefully on the couch.
"Pull out a two rings!" dared SailorBonz in which again Kurama simply put his hand behind his head and tossed out two rings, a gold one with the hugest diamond and a silver embedded with onyx studs.
"Pull out a Animerica magazine!"
Kurama smirked.
"Which volumes?"
"Ooh...you're good..."
"Pull out a model of the DeathSycthe!" Challenged again Kurama promptly pulled it from his hair...already assembled.
"Hey...can I keep that?"
"Sure."
"Doumo Kurama! ^-^!"
"Pull out a laptop!" having receiving his next instruction, Kurama reached lower into his hair and produced a laptop.
"Pull out the ENTIRE Encyclopedia Britainica!" upon hearing this Kurama smirked Youko-style and began reaching into his hair and tossing out volume after volume. In which SailorBonz looked on in amazement as each book fell with a *THUD!* beside him.
"Sugoi...now I don't have to buy it..."
"Hm?" noted Kurama pulling out the Q-W book. Finishing with tossing the W-Z book, Kurama found an empty space on the couch.
"O.k. now pull out a computer."
"iMAC?"
"Whichever works for you..."
Before SailorBonz even finished saying "you" he started pulling iMACs of all colors from his hair.
"My God, MAN! Do you go to bed with all that crap in your hair?!"
"...Hai.^^'" At this SailorBonz fell over and had this giant sweatdrop.
"Pull out a pillow and a blanket for me, onegai?" asked SailorBonz in which Kurama made a gesture in his hair and tossed SailorBonz the pillow, extra-fluffy, and the blanket, extra woolly.
A knock on the door is heard.
"Shizuka! We've gotta go, brat!" yelled Voice #1
"Hayie! We're going now..!" yelled Voice #2
"WAI! Kurama pull out a BMW Bug!" Kurama reached back with two hands and hauled out the car.
"Keys?!" Kurama reached in his pocket and tossed them to her.
"Doumo!" shouted SailorBonz as she hopped into the car and drove off.