For the Love of Hiei
by Ritz

The youkai jumped back, deftly avoiding the attack.

"K'sou." Hiei swore, scowling.

"Hiei, let me handle this!" Yusuke yelled. He raised his index finger,

"REI GUN!!!"

There was a flash of bright white light. Clouds of dust gathered in the area where the youkai once stood.

"Got him!" Yusuke crowed triumphantly.

"Not quite." Came a taunting voice. The clouds of dust cleared and there stood the purple youkai. Laughing and alive. Oh yes, quite alive, much to the annoyance of the Urameshi team.

"NANI?!?" Kuwabara shrieked. "Does this guy ever die?!?"

Kurama stared at the youkai grimly. "He's not more than a lower A class. How does he manage to survive our attacks?"

"Che!" Kuwabara yelled. "It's like he's a cat and he's got nine lives or something!"

The youkai chuckled at Kuwabara's words. Carrot top, you have no IDEA how right you are, he thought, glancing at Kuwabara in amusement.

"I'm sick and tired of this." Hiei muttered. The bandages on his arm cackled. Hiei unwound the bandages and raised his arm.

"JAO ENSATSU--"

The cat-eared youkai grinned and prepared to face this attack head-on. He was on, what, his fifth life? He could survive it. Whatever that puny little shrimp had couldn't kill him. Or at least, he thought smugly, couldn't kill him fully.

"KOKURYHUA!!!!"

The large firery black dragon emerged from Hiei's arm. The youkai paled slightly at the sight of it. S***. I hope it doesn't bite me or anything. He thought, eyeing the dragon's gaping jaws nervously. In order for me to live onto my next life, my body has to remain intact.

The dragon reared closer and the youkai realized that maybe this would be his last---

The dragon's jaws snapped the cat-eared purple youkai up, promptly crunching him into pieces. Hiei watched in sastifaction as Kokuryhua chomped on the annoying youkai. Good riddance, Hiei thought, smirking. His smirk quickly changed to a slight frown though. He blinked once. Twice. Was that his imagination or was there a weird purple light coming from Kokuryhua's latest snack?

The light suddenly shot out in bursts, hitting Yusuke and Kuwabara. Kurama managed to jump out of the way, the light missing him barely. Hiei neatly avoided the light, landing soundly on his feet. He turned to see what was happening and saw Kurama quickly running next to Yusuke and kneeling next to him.

Good, Hiei thought, Kurama will take care of the two idiots. I better get Kokuryhua back. I'm starting to feel drowsy. As he slowly coaxed the dragon back into his arm, he thought he heard the voice of the purple youkai.

"You'll pay for this, runt..."

And all turned black.

***

Hiei slowly opened his eyes to Kurama's worried face.

"Hiei, you're awake!" Kurama cried, throwing his arms around the small fire demon and hugging him estatically.

Hiei quickly pushed the taller demon away. "Che, kitsune. I told you not to hug me in public." He glanced around and noticed the still forms of Kuwabara and Yusuke. "Oi, they're still not awake yet? What happened? Are they--" He cleared his throat, feeling slightly sickened by the idea of showing too much concern and continued gruffly, "Are they alright?" Kurama ran a hand through his silky red tresses. "I don't know. They seem alright. No physical injuries or anything. They haven't woken up since that youkai hit them with the purple light. I think he hit them with a spell or something." He sighed and continued, "They're out even longer than you are after you've used

Kokuryhua. I hope it's not anything serious."

Hiei snorted. "Let me wake them." He told Kurama, getting to his feet.

He blurred over to Kuwabara's side and poked him with the toe of his boot.

"Oi, baka, get up." He commanded. No reaction came from the human. Hiei poked him a little harder. "I said get up!" Still, no reaction. Hiei seriously contemplated kicking the orange-haired ningen until he awoke. He grinned at the image the idea presented, liking it very much.

However, much to his dissapointment, Kuwabara stirred, slowly coming to.

"Wha--?" Kuwabara said blearily, rubbing his eyes. He turned his black eyes up to Hiei's scowling face.

Hiei snorted. The stupid ningen down, just Yusuke to go, he thought, blurring over to Yusuke's side and repeating the process of the oh-so-gentle-kick-in-the-ribs wake-up call. Yusuke was much easier to stir, waking up after the first prod of the boot. He too blinked wide brown eyes at Hiei when he woke up.

Hiei turned around to Kurama, smugly. "There, the two bakas are up." He told Kurama. "I'm out of here." Turning, he prepared to leap onto a tree branch and dissapear for the day when he suddenly felt two arms encircling his legs. Hiei lost his balance and fell to the ground with a loud thud. He sat up with a snarl. "Che, Kurama! What the f*** are you doing?!? Do you have to be so goddamn horny all the time?!?"

"Yu-Yusuke?" Kurama gasped.

Hiei froze. What a minute...Kurama sounded like he was still quite a distance away from him. Then who--?

He looked down to see the face of Yusuke grinning up at him, madly clutching onto his legs. "Yusuke no baka." He accused, "What are you doing?"

Yusuke just grinned and rubbed his face on Hiei's pant leg. "Mmm, me love Hiei-chan!"

Hiei nearly jumped out of his skin. "WHAT?!?!"

"Oi, Urameshi!!! Get your hands off him! He's mine!!!" The bright orange hair of Kuwabara suddenly came into view as he threw himself next to Hiei. Sliding his arms tightly around Hiei's waist and snuggling into Hiei's chest, Kuwabara glared daggers at the black haired boy who was still fervently clutching onto Hiei's legs.

Yusuke glowered at Kuwabara. "Shut up, carrot boy. He's MINE!"

"Oh yah? Since when? He's mine!!!"

"GET OFF OF ME!!!" Hiei yelled, struggling to get free. F***ing youkai, Hiei thought, if he wasn't dead already, I'd twist his head off for putting this spell on the those two bakas. Now I'm stuck with them. "LET GO!!!" Kuwabara and Yusuke both held tight to him, not allowing him to move. "I don't belong to anyone of you baka ningens so get off NOW!!!"

Kuwabara and Yusuke immediately turned to Hiei, their mouths hung open in shock. Little tears formed on the corners of their eyes.

"Oh Hiei-chan...how could you?!?!" Yusuke cried imploringly. "Please say you didn't mean that!"

"Hiei-koi!" Kuwabara's arms tightened around Hiei, "You didn't mean that right? You still love me, right?"

"LET GO OF ME!!!" Hiei yelled. "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!"

Kuwabara tittered, loosening his hold on Hiei slightly. "Gomen, Hiei-koi!" He chirped, fixing Hiei with one of his love-struck sappy looks. "I didn't mean to do that. It's just that I love you so much!"

"But not as much as I love you!" Yusuke cut in, scowling at Kuwabara. "I love you more than that oranged haired ugly baka!"

"DO NOT!!!"

"DO TOO!!!"

"DO NOT!!!"

"LET GO!!!"

"Hiei-chan!!!"

"DON'T CALL ME HIEI-CHAN!!!"

"*sniffle* Wahhh, Hiei-koi!!!"

"SHUT UP!!! AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!"

"But I love you, Hiei-koi!!!"

"I DON'T CARE! I DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE!!!"

"WAHHHH~~~"

"STUPID BAKA! YOU'RE SOAKING MY SHIRT WITH YOUR TEARS AND YOUR SNOT!!"

"Yeah, put a sock in it, Kuwabara! Hiei-chan loves me more so deal with it and get lost!"

"THAT'S NOT TRUE, URAMESHI!!! HIEI LOVES ME MORE!!!"

"YAMETE!!!!" All voices stopped at the new voice that cut into the argument. Kurama stood there, eyeing Kuwawbara and Yusuke disspassionately. "Guys, I hate to tell you this but Hiei doesn't love either of you." He told them in a firm but gentle voice.

Hiei breathed a small sigh of relief. "You tell 'em, fox."

Yusuke sniffled, "T-that's not true!!! You're lying!" He turned to Hiei and turned mega-vibrating eyes at Hiei. "Tell me he's lying, Hiei-chan." Kuwabara's eyes narrowed, "How would YOU know who Hiei loves, rose boy?!?" He clutched Hiei tighter, cutting off Hiei's air supply yet again. "Hiei loves me, I just know he does."

"No, he doesn't." Kurama told them. "Because Hiei loves....ME!!!" With a graceful bound, he attached himself to Hiei's neck.

Hiei croaked, partly in shock, partly because of Kuwabara's death hold on him, "KURAMA!!!"

Kurama looked up at Hiei, determination etched on his features. "There's no way I'm going to let them hang all over you. You BELONG to ME."

Hiei sweatdropped.

***OWARI***

Ritz--excerpt from RnR-1

Tamahome no Fujo: *shakes head* There are no air sickness bags. None at all.

Ritz: Oh! Hmmm.. Well, in that case, if anyone is airsick, just use Chichiri's kasa.

http://www.oocities.org/Tokyo/Pagoda/5006/ Ritz--excerpt from RnR-1 Tamahome no Fujo: *shakes head* There are no air sickness bags. None at all. Ritz: Oh! Hmmm.. Well, in that case, if anyone is airsick, just use Chichiri's kasa. http://www.oocities.org/Tokyo/Pagoda/5006/

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