Road Rage
by Yuchan
Please read and tell me if ya like. ^-^
YuChan <[(CRAYON)]
(INSERT YYH DISCLAIMER)
"Are we there yet?" YuChan and Maiji whined for the hundredth time.
"I'm being squashed!" complained Botan. "There's more space on the roof than back here."
"Uhhhhhh..." Kurama moaned. Yukina offered him a plastic bag.
Koenma laughed. "Boy am I glad I got the front seat."
Everyone glared at him.
Even the Prince of Reikai knows when to shut up. He turned around meekly and stared out the window.
Miraculously, there was a moment of silence on the car.
YuChan and Maiji broke the silence. "Are we there yet?"
Shizuru rolled her eyes, and gave a God-help-us-please look.
"Listen up, everyone," she said in a sugar sweet, unShizuru-like voice, "how about we play a little game?"
Kuwabara sighed. " I hate your games, onee-" he blurted, as Shizuru firmly clapped a hand over his mouth.
"Everyone TRIES to stay quiet for ten minutes, got that?" she continued, holding Kuwabara in a death grip. Her brother struggled, flailing his arms helplessly.
"Do we get a prize?" asked Yukina hopefully.
"You get to live." whispered Keiko.
1st minute: Botan twiddles her thumbs, Maiji twiddles her toes, and YuChan twiddles her ears.
2nd minute: Yusuke looks around in his duffel bag, and finds a packet of bubble gum. The whole entire backseat commences in a contest to see who can get the most bubble gum in their hair.
3rd minute: Kuwabara wins, after getting bubblegum up his nose.
4th minute: Kuwabara blows his nose.
5th minute: Kurama turns a pale shade of green, and puts a hand over his mouth.
6th minute: Everyone else (surprisingly) makes a dash to the side farthest from Kurama. Kurama enjoys newfound freedom.
7th minute: Botan doodles on the windows.
8th minute: Kurama writes: " Wonderful picture, Botan. But what in the heck is Yusuke and Kuwabara doing in it?!"
9th minute: Yusuke scrawls his reply: "Can Reikai Ferry girls die?"
10th minute: Chaos ensues.
As Pu watched Yusuke try to throttle Botan, he noticed a little black cloud over the driver's seat.
"Puu.." he whimpered. (Translation: Is there a bomb shelter anywhere near here?) He flew under the car seat and cringed.
"QUIET!!!!!!" Shioru screamed as she slammed on the brakes.
Everyone froze, shutting up immediatly.
"If I hear one more peep outta any of you, I'll throw you in the trunk!" Shioru threatened.
Everyone smiled innocently at her.
Shioru started up the car again, and resumed driving.
"Besides," whispered Kuwabara, "she wouldn't be able to fit another one of us into the trunk."
Keiko shook her head, puzzled. "Another one of us?"
From somewhere in the back of the car, they heard a thump, and muted cursing.
"That stupid $%&*)(@@* of a ningen! I'll &*()(@*@^&#*(# him and #%$^(%^&@#@@*& and @^&^*(&^#!!" muttered the mysterious voice. The owner of the voice sounded remarkably like a certain fire demon....
Shizuru glared at Kuwabara suspiciously.Kuwabara whistled, and rolled his eyes heavenward.
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YuChan: Okay, bye lah! Hope you enjoyed it.
Kurama: Send all comments to YuChan at AkaneT@aol.com.
[Background: Yusuke runs from the Y.A., Ren'ai and Maiji leading the screeching fans.]
YuChan: Beddybye time. (yawns) See ya later, minna-san. (walks off)
[As the scene fades, we see Kurama being snatched away.]
Kurama: Ouch! That hurts!
Voice #1: Oh, don't be silly. C'mon, my wonderful liddle kitsune.
Voice #2: Aku-, er, I mean, Voice #1, you have to share Kurama-chan!
Voice #3: Me too! Or I'll shove you all in the trunk.
Voice #1: That wouldn't be bad. Being in close quarters with Kurama-chan...
(sound of licking lips)
Kurama: STOP calling me THAT!!! (sobs) Somebody help me...
In the trunk of Shioru's car......
Hiei: Get me outta here!! (wails)