You probably don't wanna read this because, not only are the characters out of character, but it makes no sense.
Also, there will probably be a 2nd part to this dumb, boring fic'.
Tha's said, you've been warned, read if you dare...
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"What the scenes may hold...."
A parodie story by Kichigai
*Yuusuke walks down a narrow corridor and steps onto the stage,
looking yonder for the maniac-wannabe fic' writer.*
Yuusuke: Hey, Kichigai!? When are we starting?
*no reply*
Yuusuke: Hello-o-o?1
*no reply*
Yuusuke: Dammit, girl! get yo' lazy-ass out here!
Kichigai: I'm comin', I'm comin'!
*Kichigai, the maniac-wannabe fic' writer walks out, dragging what looks like a dead horse but is actually Hidetoshi, the camera man.*
Hidetoshi, the camera man: Ok, ok! I said I was sorry! I'll never do it again!
Kichigai: You must be punished!
Yuusuke: awww, Hidetoshi-san, you drank her coffee didn't you...?
Hidetoshi, the very frightened camera man: Yes! But I was thirsty!
Kichigai: Alright Hidetoshi-san, I'll let it go this time but next time...^.~0
Hidetoshi, the relieved camera man: Hai, hai! Arigato Kichigai-sama!
*The camera man stands and brushes himself off, preparing to go backstage to retreive the camera and is promptly mowed over by a certain red-haired bishounen.*
Kurama: AAAHHHH!!! Kichigaiiiii! How could you do this to meh!?
Hidetoshi, the flattened camera man: Ite,te,te,te,te,te,te....
Kichigai: *blinks innocently* Nani ka Kurama-san?
Kurama: You are evil! Karasu? KARASU!? WHYYYYyyyyy!?
Kichigai: Well, who would you rather be with? Kuwabara maybe?
Or better yet, how bout' Yuusuke-chan? *grabs Yuusuke and pinches his cheek*
Kurama: o_o...
Yuusuke: NANI!?
Kichigai: *laughs like the freakin' maniac she is*
BWAHAHAHAhaha..ha..ha..ack, cough, *sniff*
Kurama: Please! I'll do anything! just don't put KARasuuu in this Fic'
or pair me up with People so spontaneously!
Kichigai: hmmmm, anything? Ok Kurama, I'll let you off easily....*grins evilly and mutters under breath* I'll use that quoted 'anything' against you later Kurama....heh, heh, heh, heh...
Otou'san: Rebecca Lynne! It's time for bed! Get off the computer!
Kichigai: huh!? Dad...I don' wanna go to bed!
Otou'san *Gives the crazy girl 'The Look(tm)"
*Kichigai "eeps" and scrambles off stage and out the door*
Kichigai: See you both bright and early tomorrow!
*Yuusuke and Kurama blink owlishly*
Kichigai: *opens the door once more* Are you sure I can't jus'-
*Kaa'san's voice can be heard all the way from Charlettesville hospital*
Kaa'san: GO TO BED!! *cough, cough,* I'm serious!
Kichigai: awwww geez Mama-a-a-a...
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*Scene changes to later the next morning in Tokyo park with cameras set all over the place.*
Kichigai: Alright Peeps' places, NOW!
Yuusuke: *glances over script and sighs* Ok, I'm ready.
Kichigai: K!...uh-oh, where's Hiei?
Hiei: *flits into view* Hn.
Hidetoshi, the camera man: Alright, rolling!
Kurama: Ok. Park scene, take one!
*Hiei sits in a large sakura tree watching as Kuwabara, Yuusuke, and Kurama plan how to deal with their latest mission.*
Kurama: uh...er...*forgot my line!*
Yuusuke: *waves hands and moves his lips, to help the struggling youko remember his lines* It's...we, gotta,...jus' remember that-
Kuwabara: I, the great kazuma Kuwabara am the most qualified to be the leader in this group therefore-
Kurama: um...*the line was something about the Makai, I think...*
So, what Is this mission?
Yuusuke: Kurama, your supposed to say...- *gestures with his hands making him look like he's trying to speak some language that's a mix between Sign Language, and Pig latin.*
Kuwabara: - So I should be able to-
Kurama: Why do we go on missions?
Yuusuke: I mean, you gotta remember your lines Kurama!
Kuwabara: Are you two listenening!? I said-
Kurama: Why are we even here?
Kichigai: GUYS! Those are NOT the lines and-
*Behind the camera*
Hidetoshi, the camera man: So Masami, hows your husband?
Masami, the stunt woman: Oh, otto-chan is just fine Hidetoshi. How is your family?
Hidetoshi, the camera man: Oh, y' know, they're jus'-
Kichigai: HIDETOSHI! MASAMI! DO YOUR JOBS!
Masami, the stunt woman: Oh that's nice to hear Hideto- oh, oh Gomen nasai Kichigai, I thought-
Kichigai: Get BACK up to YOUR place in the stage box!!
Kurama: I like tofu too Kuwabara, It's a great soup-
Yuusuke: Y' know, I was going to ask Keiko if she would-
Kuwabara: Yukina makes the very best soup You know Yuusuke, I mean it's-
Kichigai: GUYS!
The three boys other than Hiei: WHAT!?
Kichigai: Dammit! you guys aren't saying you're lines right!!
Hiei: *looks at a newly aqquired watch* It's time for a coffee break-
Kuwabara: Oh Great! Coffee!
Kichigai: What about this scene!?
Kurama: What is my line?
Hidetoshi, the camera man: Hey Koichi! How are you toda-
Kichigai: HIDETOSHI!~!!!
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*People move back to their places in the park, after the coffee break and prepare to film the scene.*
Kurama: Ok...Park scene, Take...24?
Yuusuke: REI-RIFLE!!!!...oops!...*Scratches the back of his head earnestly* *ahem* REI-GUN~!!!
Hiei: Baka ningen! You're not supposed to summon your power yet!
Kuwabara: *Carrying the Rei-ken, he swings around accidently slicing the spirit sword through the Hiei-clad sakura tree.* We're not ?
Hiei: No you're no-*Tree falls over* Itai no itai-i-i-i...
Kichigai: Oh no! Kuwabara! You screwed up the scene! CUt, cut, cut!
Hidetoshi, the camera man: Oooohh this latte is go-o-o-d-
Kichigai: *Taps foot impatiently* I said Cut Hidetoshi. That means you turn off the camera and stop rolling film.
Hidetoshi, the camera man off in 'La, La Land' : Huh?...oh Gomen , gomen!
Kichigai: KOICHI_SAN! Get us another prop!
Koichi, the prop man: Hai, Hai, Kichigai-sama! another sakura tree, ne?
Kichigai: Hai. arigato.
Kurama: Do we have to redo this again?
Hiei: ite.
Yuusuke: I would suppose so...
*Kurama sighs and saunters of stage for a moment*
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Kurama: *sighs* Park scene, Take 427.
*And so the park scene goes on, and on, and on, and on, andon, an'on,an'on, and you get the point....*
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Hey, what the hell, I was bored.
I couldn't think of anything else to write so, y' know,
I wrote this....
I'll probably write another thing like this because I'm bored alot and when I'm bored, I write things like this. That said, have a nice day.
^.~0