Visualization
by Emerald
Emerald-san: Put more feeling into it, Kurama. Feel the heat, the passion.
Kurama: *sigh* Fine. One more time.
Emerald-san: Okay! Kurama's kissing scene with Botan take seven, action!
[ insert slow, sappy music. maybe an instrumental version of titanic? ]
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Botan: Ai shiteru, Kurama...
Kurama inches over to kiss Botan. Slowly, Botan's eyes close under their own accord, while the Youko remains stone-cold, except for the occasional movement of the lips.
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Emerald-san: Cut! (walks toward the frustrated fox) How about closing your eyes? C'mon, I'm sure you've kissed someone before. (leering suggestively at the kitsune)
Kurama: (blushing) W-ell that's...different.
Emerald-san raises one eyebrow.
Kurama: Oh, alright! I'll close my eyes this time.
Botan: Take your time, Kurama-kun. You could do that to me anytime. *sighing dreamily*
Emerald-san: I'm sure he could. Okay, ready? Action!
***
Botan: Ai shiteru, Kurama...
Kurama moves forward to kiss botan, squeezing his eyes shut, so tight that it looks like he's experiencing intense pain.
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Emerald-san: Cut! Kurama! (mutters incoherent curses as she stomps toward the redhead) When I said close your eyes---
Kurama: Yeah, yeah, I know. Why do we have to do this stupid scene anyway?
Emerald-san: Because...umm...
Kurama: Yes?
Emerald-san: Okay, people! Move it, move it! Kurama, do it right this time.
Kurama: B-but...
Emerald-san: Action!
Botan: Ai shiteru, Kurama.
Kurama touches his lips to the blue-haired girl's...
"What the fu--!!!"
Emerald-san: Hiei! What are you doing here?
The question goes unanswered as the furious fire-demon zipped between the kissing couple, glaring at the ferrygirl and pulling the sidelocks of the redhead to meet his gaze.
Kurama: HIEI!!! (surprised)
Hiei: Just what do you think you're mmph---!
The oversexed kitsune grabbed the diminutive demon and roughly claimed his lips.
Emerald-san and Botan: Wow...(whispering & staring)
The entire crew did not dare blink an eye, watching mesmerized at the scene before them. The only sound that could be heard in the entire studio was the smacking of lips, the swapping of spits and the battling of tongues, if ever those have distinct sounds. But like all good things, this had to come to an end as both youkai had to gasp for air.
Kurama: I missed you! (hugging the koorime)
Hiei: (still in a daze) Huh? Wha--?
Emerald-san: (applauding) Bravo! Bravo! Now that was the kind of thing I was talking about, Kurama! But perhaps, a more gentle approach could be applied.
Botan: Oohhh...I don't mind at all.
Hiei: (finally coming to his senses) What were you doing with (pointing to Botan) that girl, fox?!
Kurama: Ano...
Emerald-san: Ahem. Let me explain. I need a kissing scene between the two of them.
Hiei: Nani?! Never!
Emerald-san: It's just acting.
Botan: Yeah, it's just acting, Hiei-kun.
Hiei: Nope. Nada. No way!
Kurama smiles at his lover.
Emerald-san whispers something to the fire demon, and the latter nodded in hesitation.
Hiei: Oh, alright! But make it quick!
Kurama: What? Y-you...
Emerald-san: (patting Kurama's shoulder) I offered him a deal he could never refuse. Now, visualize that Botan is Hiei.
Kurama: Hn.
Emerald-san: Imagine those blood red eyes staring at you lovingly, while he whispers "ai shiteru".
Kurama: *sighs*
Hiei: *smirks* Stupid director.
Emerald-san: (glaring at Hiei) I heard that. (turning back to the kitsune) You take his rough, callused hands and kiss his lips gently. g-e-n-t-l-y, you hear?
Kurama: Visualize, huh? Can I go home after this?
Emerald-san: Sure, I'm sure you must be very impatient now, ne? Hehe...
Kurama: (flushing red) What are you implying?
Emerald-san: Nothing...*blinking innocently* Okay, positions everyone! Action!
***
Botan: Ai shiteru, Kurama...
Kurama:
Thus began a passionate kissing scene that lasted for...who knows how long.
***
Everything goes well. A little too well, it may seem, as we can see hiei seething in his seat.
Emerald-san: (noticing Hiei's dark mood) Just think, Hiei-san, Kurama's imagining that's you up there on stage.
Hiei: Hn. That's the only consolation I get. That fox better make sure it's me he's visualizing and not that ditz!
Emerald-san: I'm sure it's you, Hiei. Okay that's fine. Cut!
Hiei: Finally!
Kurama: (jumping from his seat) Can we go home now?
Emerald-san: Okay, have fun! (grinning)
The two ran out the studio without a trace.
Botan is still on stage sighing dreamily and drooling.
Emerald-san: Hey! (beckoning a crew member) Make Botan snap out of it!
Botan is then carried out to the infirmary for a cure.
Emerald-san: Okay, let's see the take.
The "masterpiece" was shown to the director.
Emerald-san: What the hell--??! How the heck did that happen?! Eaggh!
The kissing scene was perfect, as expected, but a close-up at the ferrygirl revealed very...queer results. Botan's face was fading in and out Hiei's face, y'know, like Botan is appearing in and out of Hiei or vice versa.
Emerald-san: What kind of special effect is this? Ah, #@*%&!!! That youko has an overvivid imagination! I ask him to visualize and then...(strode off shouting every curse known in ningenkai, makai, or more specifically, all are taken from Hiei)
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At home, after doing some thinking...
Emerald-san: Hmm...I wonder if I could sell that tape? (brightening up) Yeah! K+B lovers and K+H lovers, get your wallets ready, cause here I come!
So...for all those who wants a copy of that tape, call 1-800-Emerald. Credit cards and checks will be accepted.-Owari-
Disclaimers: Yu Yu Hakusho does not belong to me, nor does its characters. They belong to Yoshihiro Togashi.
Note: I suppose you didn't believe that stuff about ordering that tape didn't you? In case you did, well, I'll tell you this:The story is fictional. The order info is part of the story. Therefore, the order info is fictional. Makes sense? It should, it's logic. But in case you still want to pay, then, no problem, just e-mail me. Don't expect the tape, though.