The Wrath of Hikari Sempai
by Henageshi

The Wrath of Hikari Sempai <Parody..quick comedy ^_^>
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This is just a lil script I though of in the middle of my computer class ^^
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Henageshi:: Oh damn!

Kurama:: *rolls his chair over to Hena* What's wrong?

Hena:: My damn computer! He HAS A BROKEN LINK!!!!!!!

Teacher:: HEAD OUTSIDE EVERYONE!!!

**everyone dashes outside and covers there head**

<EXPLODE!!!!!!!! GLASS CRACKS>

Hena:: *violently breathing*

Yusuke:: What the hell?! 

Hena:: I....HATE BROKEN LINKS!!!

Kurama:: *gives her a Hiei plushie to cheer her up*

Hena:: YAY! *puppy dog sparkly eyes* Thank you Kurama-kun! *cuddles it*

Hiei: That scary thing looks nothing like me..!

Kuwabara:: You got that rihgt..you're much uglier!

Hiei:: Na....NANI?!

Teacher:: Okay now! Back to work Class!

Hiei:: JAO ENSATSU KOKURYU HA!! *the fire dragon eats the teacher*

Yukina2:: Dammit Hiei! Now we have no teacher!

Hena: *hugs Hiei* I WUV you! You knew I hated that guy...*_*

Hiei:: o.O

**Hiakri Enters**

Hikari: I'M the new teacher!!

Hiei and Kurama:: *ghost face* AAAAAAAAGHHH!!! *pointing*IT'S...IT'S...IT'S...YOU!

Hikari:: That's right Hiei and Kurama! *evil grin*

Hena:: -.-() Uh oh...should I be excused to hide out in the bathroom for the reamainder of the period..?

Hikari:: *holds up keys* Sorry minna-san! You're ALL trapped.

Hiei:: AAAAGH!!! *FAINTS*

Hikari:: O_O Boy.. he sure loves to school don't he? ^^ From now on everyone, call me Hikari Sensei.

Everyone:: *sweatdrop* Heeeeeeeeeere it comes...

Hikari:: The lesson today is well...ALGEBRA!

Hiei and Hena:: NOO SENSEI!!!!! NOT THAT!!!!

**Hikari wacks Hena and Hiei with a mallet**

Hikari:: Now be good, children. *takes out her fic writing pad and pencil** Or else..!

Hiei:: O.O You wouldn't!

Hikari:: **writes down something**

*Hiei turns into a Pu-chan*

Hikari:: Oh I WOULD. ^^

Hiei:: Pu!! Pu! Pu Pu Pu!!!! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! *flies around Hikari's head* 

Hikari:: My GOD what an annoying little *hits him with a flyswatter* Hehehe! I should do this for my career!

Hena:: *is petting Hiei-chan* I miss his spiky hair..

Hikari:: *writes down something*

*Hiei's hair grows viciously on his head*

Hikari:: ^_^ happy?

Hena:: -.-()

Hikari:: Now everyone, what's 2+2?

Kuwabara:: TEN!!! TEN!!! IT'S TEN!!!!! I ACTUALLY KNOW!!!! ^^

Hikari:: O.o N E body else?

Kurama: ...2...

Hikari:: *phone rings* *answers phone* Good news guys! I am going to be your permanent teacher!!!

Everyone:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!

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