Sleeping Bishonen
by Top Ace
Hello everyone! I've decided to write about Sleeping Beauty, since I just saw
the movie on TV. Everyone might be a little out of character, but I guess that
isn't my fault... There might be some guest appearances by other people from
other animes... Anyway, relax, stay cool, enjoy!
Oh yeah, and all disclaimers and that kind of stuff... This fanfic has YAOI,
maybe some lime, so please don't scream at me for not warning you.
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In the kingdom of Ningenkai, there lived a good
king and queen. They were King Kuwabara and Queen Yukina. They were good rulers,
but they had no children. But one day they had a child. Her... I mean his
name was Kurama. He was beautiful. Even the palace ladies were jealous of him.
He had many suitors, most were male, but when they found out that he was a guy,
some were turned off, while others didn't really care. The king and queen wanted
their heir to marry to heir to the Makai kingdom, so their kingdoms could be
whole.
The queen of Makai, Mukuro, came to the court
the day Kurama was born. She brought her heir, Hiei. He was only 3 year old, and
he didn't understand that he was going to get married to the baby in the child
of Ningenkai. Of course at that time, no one knew that Kurama was a guy
either...
Then a dark cloud surrounded the main area of
the room and swirled and stopped. There was the evil sorcerer Karasu. He looked
Kurama over. "This child will grow up to be as lovely as a rose," he
said. "I demand that you hand the child over to me!" King Kuwabara and
Queen Yukina absolutly refused to give their precious daughter(son) to this evil
sorcerer. "Fine," Karasu said. "I will put a curse on your
precious child. In 16 years, she(he) will prick her finger on a spinning wheel
and die!" With that said, Karasu disappeared. Then fairy Usagi appeared.
"Don't worry. I will make the curse less deadly. Instead of her dying, she
will fall into a deep sleep until a kiss from her beloved will awake her."
(Writer's note: As you can see, everyone thinks Kurama is a girl)
Some time later...
"Kurama's a guy! You tell me now that my
heir is going to marry a guy!" Mukuro was steamed. The messenger quickly
ran from her sight so that she wouldn't take her anger out on him. "Great.
Now my heir is going to marry another male. He is NOT going to be happy about
this..."
One day, Kurama was out picking flowers in a
garden. He was 16 now, and totally gorgeous. It was quite a shock when it was
revealed that Kurama was a boy, but everyone still loved him. He was so gentle
and pretty, that no one really cared what he was, as long as he stayed alive.
Anyway, Kurama wondered out into the forest that lies between the two kingdoms.
Also out there, was Hiei, practicing his swordplay. Kurama, who was so innocent
and sweet, walked straight up to him. Hiei, who wasn't really paying much
attention, slashed his sword right towards Kurama!
"Whoa! What did I do to you?" Kurama
yelled as he jumped back quickly. Hiei finally looked up. Before him he saw the
most gorgeous girl he had ever seen. Wait... Why was this girl really flat
chested? (Of course, knowing Hiei, he has no manners whatsoever. I guess Mukuro
never took the time to teach him. Anyway, back to the story.) He walked up to
Kurama and touched his chest. Nothing. "Hey! You're not a girl!"
Kurama was kinda annoyed at being mistaken for a girl again today.
"Of course not! Who are you?"
"Hiei."
"I'm Kurama."
"Hn." Hiei went back to his sword
practice. "Do you mind if I watch?" Hiei looked at him, shruged and
said, "Go ahead. It's your time to waste." Kurama watched him do a
couple of moves, while he gathered some more flowers. It was getting to midday,
and both were quite hungry. "I'm hungry," said Hiei. Kurama smiled.
"I can grow some fruit if you want." "I want food now, not in
three months." Hiei obviously hadn't heard of Kurama's plant talents.
"It's not going to take months silly. Watch." Hiei stared in
fascination as Kurama touched the fruit seed and it started to grow. In a matter
of minutes, there was some fruit ready for eating. They ate some and then Hiei
started to practice again. It was hot, so he took his coat off. Kurama watched
intently while the little koorime threw off his coat. Wow! Hiei is a hunk!
Kurama didn't realize he was drooling.
"Uh, Kurama?"
"Yeah?"
"You're drooling."
Kurama immediately felt embarassed and began to
wipe his drool off when a hand stopped him. Hiei knelt down in front to him and
licked his saliva. Then Hiei kissed him for a long time. Kurama didn't stop him.
They both felt a need that the other could satisfy, and clothes started to fly.
(You can probably guess what happened..^_~)
After 3... maybe 4 hours, they started to put
their clothes back on, and both went their separate ways, promising to meet each
other again, same spot, same time the next day.
While Kurama was walking home, a dark crow
(funny, ne? No? Oh well...) flew in front of him. He landed, carrying a spinning
wheel.
"Why are you carrying that spinning
wheel?"
"Because you're supposed to prick your
finger on the spindle."
"Says who?"
"Says the script!"
"Oh! Okay..." *Prick*
"Ouch!" *Crunch*
Kurama fell onto the soft dirt, and Karasu (If
you didn't know it was him, then you had better read the story again) picked him
up and threw him into the castle tower of the Ningenkai castle. Then he made
everyone fall asleep, so that they wouldn't notice. "Heh heh, now no one
will know about this... HAHAHAHAHAHA ... HA!" *Trip* "Doh!"
Hiei was walking home to Makai. When he went
into the castle, Mukuro immediately started to yell at him for being late. But
this time, instead of frying some part of the castle, Hiei just walked along,
humming a happy tune. Mukuro suspected something. "Hiei? Is something
wrong?" "It's nothing Mukuro, I just met the most wonderful person. I
don't want to marry the heir to the Ningenkai kingdom anymore. I wanna marry
that beautiful human..." Mukuro nearly lost her top. "YOU HAVE TO
MARRY THEIR HEIR! HOW AM I GOING TO GET ALL THAT LAND???!!" "Screw
you," Hiei said casually as he walked to his room. This is definitely
going to be a problem.. Mukuro thought.
"Nooo! Kurama! Get up! NOOOOOOOO!"
Hiei woke up with a shiver. He was sweating. That dream... Kurama must be in
trouble! (Duh!) Hiei got his katana and ran to the Ningenkai.
Once he got there, he sensed that everything
was wrong. A very dark evil had taken root in the castle. He could sense it from
here, even though the castle was still far away. "Kurama, hang on. I'll
find you!" He ran towards the castle. There, in the moat, and evil looking
guy came out. (Gee, I wonder who that could be?) "Are you looking for your
precious Kurama?" Hiei glared at him. "Where is he? TELL ME!!"
"Your pretty ningen is in the tower... but you have to get past me!"
Karasu then smiled and started throwing some bombs at the little demon. Hiei
quickly decided that he was the one that caused all this evil and said...
"Black Dragon Wave! (Jaou Ensatsu Kokuryuha)" Hiei totally smashed
Karasu, and the front gate of the castle. With the evil presense now gone, he
could run up to the tower.
In the top room of the tower, lay a sleeping Kurama, in a bed of rose petals. Obviously the evil guy had a crush on Kurama, Hiei thought. Hiei bent down and gave the sleeping Kurama a kiss on the lips. He was suddenly surprised by two strong arms wrapping around his waist. "AHH... Oh. It's you," Hiei said. Kurama pouted. "Aren't you glad to see me?" Hiei answered by jumping on top of him and giving him a big wet kiss. "So... When are we going to wake the others..." "In about 3... maybe 4 hours..."
THE END
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I think I've read WAY too many fanfics about
fairy tales... Thanks to all the Fanfic writers on Ryoko's page!
-By Top Ace
Don't you dare copy me or else... Ahhh, who
would want to copy this crap anyway...
My YYH page: http://www.oocities.org/Tokyo/Field/6487