THE
GOVERNMENTDOESEN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ...
The editors at
LOTZ ‘O’ KRAPP magazine figured that we could dig up some dirt on the government that until now has remained unknown, and without our help would still be unknown for years to come ( or until someone else like the National Enquirer got to it first ). Well, here’s the krapp!The government doesn’t want you to know ...
Government employees drive around at night throwing pennies around so you can just find them!
The government doesn’t want you to know ...
Toilet seats are designed to be cold in the middle of the night so when you sit down your instantly awake and have to watch infomercials!
The government doesn’t want you to know ...
Cats are just genetically engineered dogs sent back in time to be the soul enemy of the common dog we know today!
The government doesn’t want you to know ...
Weather balloons don’t really exist after all ...
The government doesn’t want you to know ...
The aliens that crashed at Roswell now control the all the worlds political leaders...
THE GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ...