LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

During this month we received a few letters from a few crazy fans (and when I say crazy I mean crazy) so now we would like to share a few of the letters, but again be warned most of are readers are in asylums or their clinically depressed.

Dear Krapp editors,

I just would like to start off by saying you guys are to cool ( or should I say spook. ) since I have read lotz ‘o’ krapp I’ve been trying to figure out just who is editor x? For sometime I thought he/she might be an alien out for world destruction, or maybe he is one of the 18% of the peace loving aliens that only want to just perform some strange anal experiments, but until I find out I will not sleep at night because he might take me off in his space ship and probe me.

Signed, Ima Loony

Dear Krapp,

I like sheep, infact I love sheep, but I have a problem, when I ever go to a petting zoo I find myself calling a little sheep behind the barn to have sexual adventures with it! But thats not my problem! My problem is that last time I was caught with my male reproductive organ exploring a sexy little sheep. And now I’m serving time and I want to know is that editor x a sheep? Because he/she really turns me on. If he/she is a sheep could you send me some erotic sheep photos?

Signed, Super erotic sheep boy

Thats just two of the many letters that we receive each month at LOK headquarters. And we think people like our magazine because we have our finger on the pulse of the world. Infact we are watching you right now don’t try to go to the police, because we are living in your neighborhoods and we could attack without warning! ( Just look for the big LOTZ ‘O’ KRAPP bus with 50 guys with nerf bats surrounding it. )