Diablerie:Nerima
Part 2
By: P-R-P-Chan and Ben Kalman
Akane sat in class simmering with anger. The only thought that ran
through her mind was that her baka fiancee hadn't returned from lunch yet.
At least he wasn't with Ukyo she thought, the path her mind was taking was
betrayed as she scowled over at Ukyo. She just grinned back, eyes flashing,
furthering Akane's indignation.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the idiot decided to
make an appearence in the classrooom.
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG, YOU PERV-oops..."
Ten seconds later, "I can't beleive you got me kicked out of class,
Ranma!"
"Me? What did I do? OUCH!! Hey, what'd you do that for??"
Akane just stood and fumed for about five minutes, until she looked
up and demanded, "So where were you for so long, huh?"
"Um..just working out..."
"With Ukyo?...YOU PERVERT!!!"
"Hey..It's not my fault-"
"Nihao Ranma, Shampoo bring fresh noodles, and help in time of need!"
Shampoo announced, as she calmy crashed through the wall.
"Oh, Ranma, I see. YOU WERE WITH SHAMPOO TOO, WEREN'T YOU?!?"
"What wrong with violent girl, Ranma? She jealous cause Shampoo bring
no noodles for her?"
"Er..Akane...I can explain..." Ranma attempted to say as Akane doused him
and Shampoo with the bucket she was so conveniently forced to hold by the teacher.
"HEY! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT, YOU KNOW!"
"MROWW!" Shampoo-Neko screached as she slashed at Akane and jumped into
Ranma's reluctant arms.
"Ulp..GET IT OFF!!"
"Meeooow" Shampoo-Neko purred delightedly as she clung and cuddled up to
Ranma's face. Akane just leaned against the wall and smirked contently as she
watched Ranma flail and stumble about, screaming in horror.
Back at the dojo, Ranma confronted Akane, after regaining his masculinity.
"You know, you could've helped me. You know how much I hate c-c-c-, well,
you know."
Akane clenched her hands to her bosom and gazed girlishly into Ranma's eyes
and said, "Why Ranma, are you admitting your need for help from a mere woman??"
"NO! I'm just-"
"WHAT?? Are you saying that WOMAN AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO HELP YOU?!?"
"No, that's not it at all..."
"I bet! I can't beleive you're such a sexist PIG!!! You're not even half
the pig that P-Chan is. At least he has heroic blood in him."
"How do you know that? He's just a little runt...OUCH!"
"How dare you pick on a helpless little animal. P-Chan is more human than
YOU are! I have it on VERY GOOD authority that P-Chan's blood is better than anyone
else's around here!!"
"What are you saying Akane? How could you know something like that?"
"Well...er..working at the blood drive has given me lots of information
on the- HEY, WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU, ANYWAYS?"
"Hey, relax Akane, I was only asking, and besides, you started it!"
"RANMA!! SOMETIMES I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU!" Akane screeched as she stormed out
of the room, leaving Ranma to wonder exactly what the hell just happened.
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