UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 2

Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 01:48:53 EST
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: tsw1@juno.com (Ted Wang)
Subject: Re: Insane-kun!!!

< Insane-kun wrote: >
< all. Personally, my fav. is Akane, for some unknown reason(I like girls that can kick a little ass(not mine ^_^), maybe that's it). I know Ted and his raving band of Ukyou-lovers should be after me after this post. >

Ted has Insane-kun backed into a dark, damp, ally. The big ass spork glissened in the moonlight. A black trechcoat and hat hide the avenger's figure and face. With a heavy leather gloved hand he hold a fistful of razorblades. He closes in. "Now," he dictates in a low monotone 'I shall silence that rude mouth of yours." He begins to walk towards Insane-kun. The footsteps resonate through the alley. "Taiwanese Proverb; If hole leak," he quotes as he holds forth the sharp pieces of metal. "plug it up." He stuffs the spork handle into Insane-kun's mouth and uses it to hold the victim's mandible open as he inserts the fist of blades closer towards the tender orfice. As Insane-kun is about to get a mouthful of steel realization hits. "Wait ten seconds! I have a raving band of Ukyou lovers?"

-Ted Wang