UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 4

Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 20:31:26 EST
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: tsw1@juno.com (Ted Wang)
Subject: Re: Ted's Bogus Journey

< "Meow!" neko-Shampoo begins to claw at Ted's neck until it is separated from his body. Then a whole bunch of lightning comes around and... well, you get the idea. >

From the depthes of hell:

666: Getout! Getout! You're driving me crazy! Here have your immortal life back, how does that sound? And try to be good this time. Follow the Ten Commandments, become a Boy Scout, stop trying to conquer the world!

Ted: Aww can't I stay with you dadoo, forever? We'll have ever so much fun. We could the Macerena again! [starts doing the Macerena]

666: Bjatalymev! Just get out! [Ted is put back on Earth in a flash of flame.]

Ted: Gee, that's the fifth time this month. I wonder if he doesn't like me.

< BTW, this post was not meant to be as violent as it was. I just got carried away. And, does anyone recognize the term "Spatula Slut"? >

nope. Did you invent it? [Pulls out spork]

-Ted Wang