UGMA/OLA War Chronicles -- Chapter 5

Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 20:50:41 -0800 (PST)
To: ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
From: Insane-kun
Subject: Re: ranma ML 1 hour matome okuri

< 666: Getout! Getout! You're driving me crazy! Here have your immortal life back, how does that sound? And try to be good this time. Follow the Ten Commandments, become a Boy Scout, stop trying to conquer the world! >

< Ted: Aww can't I stay with you dadoo, forever? We'll have ever so much fun. We could the Macerena again! [starts doing the Macerena] >

< 666: Bjatalymev! Just get out! [Ted is put back on Earth in a flash of flame.] >

< Ted: Gee, that's the fifth time this month. I wonder if he doesn't like me. >

You're back?! I'm going down there right now to straighten this out.

Me: Hello, Mister Evil Man!

666: Call me Satan, Hades, the Devil, but not Mister Evil Man!

Me: Okay, Mister Evil Man. You can have this for an eternity, or the sporkster. Take your pick. Dontcha like me, Mister Evil Man?

666: OKAY! I'll take Ted! Just get away!

Me: 'Kay, I love you(no, I don't), bye bye! [I appear back on Earth.] Bye, Ted.

Ted: What do you mean? I'm not going anywh-- [disappears in another flash of flame]

<< away. And, does anyone recognize the term "Spatula Slut"? >>

< nope. Did you invent it? [Pulls out spork] >

No... it's from a fanfic. Are you threatening me? Think you know how to use a spork, huh? Face the wrath of the 1 million pinching sporks! [Pulls out 1,000,000 sporks that he stole from the cafeteria]

Hey, isn't anyone gonna join the 13 unlucky gods martial artists? It sucks being the leader of a group with no members. It comes with a free kidney transplant.

ll\_\_\_
llllllll\_ooooooooLeader of the 13 Unlucky Gods Martial Artists
llllllllll\_ oooooollJoin them! Only 12 slots left!
llllllll\_\_\_NSANE-KUN
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